Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Iīm the Spam-meister! The Spaminator! The spammiest of spammers since... well, Kobby!
QUOTE(Vital @ Apr 5 2014, 05:50 AM) 
I'm a ventriloquist?
I didn't see your lips move.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 06:06 AM)
Aaaaaaaaaaand Iīm back
Another Ventriloquist?!
QUOTE(minque @ Apr 5 2014, 06:18 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 03:06 PM)
Aaaaaaaaaaand Iīm back
Me too!
It's a trio of Ventriloquists....
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 03:38 PM)
Iīm the Spam-meister! The Spaminator! The spammiest of spammers since... well, Kobby!
hehe if you say so, raven-man
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 03:39 PM)
It's a trio of Ventriloquists....
Nope. I digest food with my stomach, I donīt use it to speak with..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 03:41 PM)
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 03:39 PM)
It's a trio of Ventriloquists....
Nope. I digest food with my stomach, I donīt use it to speak with..
You could have fooled me...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 02:39 PM)
It's a trio of Ventriloquists....
VenTRIOquists?...
Ventriloquistses...
Dummies, the lot of you...
...
Maybe he meant trilobites..
My old roomie had to bring his cat here, because his ex girlfriend told him she was gonna drop him off at a shelter, and the nearest no kill shelter is about twenty miles away. She said he's attacking her other cats and trying to mount them.
They're both females in heat...so...idiot.
And the last time I went to her house, one of her cats kept trying to attack my son. And considering her reputation with lying, guess who I'm gonna believe?
Anyways, this guy is so sweet. He comes up and licks your face like a dog, and curls right up in everyone's lap. The cat, not my roomie XD
They're both females in heat...so...idiot.
And the last time I went to her house, one of her cats kept trying to attack my son. And considering her reputation with lying, guess who I'm gonna believe?
Anyways, this guy is so sweet. He comes up and licks your face like a dog, and curls right up in everyone's lap. The cat, not my roomie XD
QUOTE(Mirocu)
Maybe he meant trilobites.
Sorry, what was that?...Try what?...
EDIT!!!...Bloody posting in between woman!!..
....Lol...Not the roomie...Lovely cats...Awwww...
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 05:13 PM)
Anyways, this guy is so sweet. He comes up and licks your face like a dog, and curls right up in everyone's lap. The cat, not my roomie XD
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR ROOMIE!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 10:24 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 05:13 PM)
Anyways, this guy is so sweet. He comes up and licks your face like a dog, and curls right up in everyone's lap. The cat, not my roomie XD
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR ROOMIE!!!
Hahaha! No, we broke him of that as soon as he moved in
Well, courtesy of GOG.com I now have Deus EX GOTY Edition, and Startopia, a sci-fi simulation sort of game that looks like it might be pretty fun.
And I got the both of them for less than $5.50
Though I hate working in dollars
And I got the both of them for less than $5.50
Though I hate working in dollars
Way to go, Callidus 
Now you can enjoy running around being the awesome J.C Denton
Now you can enjoy running around being the awesome J.C Denton
Hi guys
Ugh. I smell a wet werewolf..
You can smell through the internet???
@Mirocu: Yup. And because it was the GOTY Edition, I got the soundtrack as well
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 09:31 PM)
You can smell through the internet???
Itīs the next thing; smellernet!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 09:31 PM)
@Mirocu: Yup. And because it was the GOTY Edition, I got the soundtrack as well
!The soundtrack is so AWESOME!!!
Soon, I shall find out if it truly is...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 09:49 PM)
Soon, I shall find out if it truly is...
Oh, I know it is. And if youīve played the game before, you know it is too
I can still hear it in my head.... the haunting music on Liberty Island... The majestic tunes at the cathedral... the soothing sound when you finally catch a break at the empty mansion...
Iīmn tellinī ya, itīs pure awesomesauce!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 12:52 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 09:49 PM)
Soon, I shall find out if it truly is...
Oh, I know it is. And if youīve played the game before, you know it is too
I can still hear it in my head.... the haunting music on Liberty Island... The majestic tunes at the cathedral... the soothing sound when you finally catch a break at the empty mansion...
Iīmn tellinī ya, itīs pure awesomesauce!
"God was a dream of good government."
"Better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven"
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 08:52 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 09:49 PM)
Soon, I shall find out if it truly is...
Oh, I know it is. And if youīve played the game before, you know it is too
I've never played Deus Ex. I played the sequel, Invisible War, briefly. And I played Deus Ex: Human Revolution, but never the orignal.
Looking forward to it.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 03:09 PM)
Ugh. I smell a wet werewolf..
I smell cooked bird
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 12:56 PM)
I've never played Deus Ex.
BURN THE WITCH!!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 5 2014, 08:58 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 03:09 PM)
Ugh. I smell a wet werewolf..
I smell cooked bird
Cooked bird?
I doubt that'll stop Mirocu.
'Tis but a poultry matter
@Blackie: Isn't it a little late to burn me at the stake now that I've actually brought the game?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 12:59 PM)
Cooked bird?
I doubt that'll stop Mirocu.
'Tis but a poultry matter
REWARD THE DECENT PUN!!
QUOTE
@Blackie: Isn't it a little late to burn me at the stake now that I've actually brought the game?
BACKHAND FOR SASSAFRASS!!!
Cooked or not, I still smell a wet werewolf
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 12:59 PM)
Cooked bird?
I doubt that'll stop Mirocu.
'Tis but a poultry matter
REWARD THE DECENT PUN!!
*tips hat*
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:01 PM)
QUOTE
@Blackie: Isn't it a little late to burn me at the stake now that I've actually brought the game?
BACKHAND FOR SASSAFRASS!!!
Is that before or after you burn me?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 04:02 PM)
Cooked or not, I still smell a wet werewolf
It WAS raining yesterday
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 01:03 PM)
Is that before or after you burn me?
The Black Hand shall Land
Across your face a Hand.
Quarrel! QUARREL!!!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 5 2014, 10:04 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 04:02 PM)
Cooked or not, I still smell a wet werewolf
It WAS raining yesterday
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 5 2014, 01:04 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 04:02 PM)
Cooked or not, I still smell a wet werewolf
It WAS raining yesterday
SHOWER THE....bastard?...hmm...I'll have to think about this one.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:06 PM)
The Black Hand shall Land
Across your face a Hand.
Quarrel! QUARREL!!!
The Black Hand lands face
upon concrete from trip'd o'er lace...
Squirrel! SQUIRREL!!...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 5 2014, 01:09 PM)
The Black Hand lands face
upon concrete from trip'd o'er lace...
Squirrel! SQUIRREL!!...
......Run.
Blackie just got served by McB
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:06 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 01:03 PM)
Is that before or after you burn me?
The Black Hand shall Land
Across your face a Hand.
Quarrel! QUARREL!!!
I am a servant of the Secret Pun, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark rhyme will not avail you! Flame of Udun! Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.
Edit: Lol, I missed it. Seems McB's got my back
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2014, 01:10 PM)
Blackie just got served by McB
Indeed I did sir. Indeed I did. That there Welshman fights like a shaved Manx cat, I cede this round to you, sir.
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 10:13 PM)
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
Donīt you mean evildoing?
Have no puns at the moment. Check back later
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 01:13 PM)
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 10:16 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 01:13 PM)
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 09:13 PM)
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
???
I don't know if I can allow this, I cannot let my gift be used in such a way...
With great power comes great respunsibility
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:13 PM)
Indeed I did sir. Indeed I did. That there Welshman fights like a shaved Manx cat, I cede this round to you, sir.
*Bows deeply*...
*Puts back out*...
Oh f-...
Er...
Until next time...
...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 01:16 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 09:13 PM)
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
???
I don't know if I can allow this, I cannot let my gift be used in such a way...
With great power comes great respunsibility
Do iiiiiit!!!!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:17 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 01:16 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2014, 09:13 PM)
I want everyone's most cringe-worthy puns. I'm gonna use them for evilgood. X
???
I don't know if I can allow this, I cannot let my gift be used in such a way...
With great power comes great respunsibility
Do iiiiiit!!!!
I gotta Hand it to you Blackie, you sure can pic 'em
Dude, you're an animal...
I cannot picture what you're trying to do with all them...
I cannot picture what you're trying to do with all them...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 01:19 PM)
I gotta Hand it to you Blackie, you sure can pic 'em
His PUNch power PSI...it's...it's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
http://distractify.com/fun/humor/horrifyin...ngeworthy-puns/
Screw it, just go to the link...I'm seriously crackin' up over here guys.
Blackieīs on fire now
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Apr 5 2014, 09:21 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Apr 5 2014, 01:19 PM)
I gotta Hand it to you Blackie, you sure can pic 'em
His PUNch power PSI...it's...it's over NINE THOUSAND!!!!!
Now that's holey
That's just cheesy now...
Really really grating now...
Really really grating now...
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