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Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 01:06 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 11:58 AM)

Oh, well. We gave them a chance to shine

35 minutes.

Add in timezones...

And yeah, we're just screwing with 'em now

Anyway, time for me to go again.

It's about time I sorted out some lunch.

This forum needs a hungry emoticon...

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 01:10 PM

I´m watching a Mega Man playthrough. Right now Cutman is up!

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 03:06 PM

Here's...

...

...

...

Erm...

Me

*shrug*

PhonAntiPhon

Mar 20 2014, 03:26 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:58 AM)

Ooh. Gotta look into that...!

You should, it's Awesome!

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 04:58 PM

Oh, man. Talk about a slow day

Anyone here?

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 05:11 PM

*raises hand*

Edit: Holy [censored]!

I've now made 30% of all posts on this site in the last 24 hours

King Of Beasts

Mar 20 2014, 06:34 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 07:02 AM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 11:59 AM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 10:58 AM)

No, I call Kobby evil

So what does that make Black Hand?

Kobby´s master?

-Hi, Liz!

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 06:50 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 05:34 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 07:02 AM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 11:59 AM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 10:58 AM)

No, I call Kobby evil

So what does that make Black Hand?

Kobby´s master?

-Hi, Liz!

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Now look what you've gone and done 'Rocu.

You've angered Kobby

So...

Black Hand isn't Dracula then?

Just want to be clear on this front

King Of Beasts

Mar 20 2014, 07:40 PM

Even if he was, remember Dracula lost the battle

Elisabeth Hollow

Mar 20 2014, 08:09 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 12:34 PM)

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Aheeeemmmm.

-taps foot-

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 08:28 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 06:40 PM)

Even if he was, remember Dracula lost the battle

Ah, but that was because Van Helsing hadn't gone past his first full moon.

You've been a werewolf for months.

If he's Dracula, you literally got owned.

King Of Beasts

Mar 20 2014, 09:36 PM

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 20 2014, 03:09 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 12:34 PM)

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Aheeeemmmm.

-taps foot-

But...but

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 09:53 PM

Evenin' all

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 09:57 PM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 09:36 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 20 2014, 03:09 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 12:34 PM)

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Aheeeemmmm.

-taps foot-

But...but

Oh, Kobby. You are so whipped

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 09:59 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 08:57 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 09:36 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 20 2014, 03:09 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 12:34 PM)

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Aheeeemmmm.

-taps foot-

But...but

Oh, Kobby. You are so whipped

We should ask Liz if she's got him collared

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:00 PM

She probably has

Lol. A werewolf on a leash..

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:06 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:00 PM)

She probably has

Lol. A werewolf on a leash..

If she has I hope he thinks himself lucky.

After all, she could have had him neutered

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:07 PM

Not much use of a gf after that

Btw are you trying to out-post me, mr Thorn?

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:13 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:07 PM)

Not much use of a gf after that

Well I suppose she could use him to keep the bed warm

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:07 PM)

Btw are you trying to out-post me, mr Thorn?

Trying to out-post you?

I think you'll find I am out-posting you, and have been since yesterday evening.

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:15 PM

Oh? So you´re already past my 9000+ posts?

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:21 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:15 PM)

Oh? So you´re already past my 9000+ posts?

Well I'm certainly outposting you on the daily count

I figured that's what you were referring to, since I'm over 6,000 posts behind you overall.

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:24 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:21 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:15 PM)

Oh? So you´re already past my 9000+ posts?

Well I'm certainly outposting you on the daily count

I´m trying to cut down..

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:25 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:24 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:21 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:15 PM)

Oh? So you´re already past my 9000+ posts?

Well I'm certainly outposting you on the daily count

I´m trying to cut down..

I think you might need to work on your technique...

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:27 PM

I´m still cutting down!!

Never said I´d stop completely

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:30 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:27 PM)

I´m still cutting down!!

Never said I´d stop completely

46 posts in 24 hours is cutting down?

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:32 PM

For me it is

But I´m still not the worst. When Kobby was going nuts I bet he used three computers at once to post with

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:33 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:32 PM)

For me it is

But I´m still not the worst. When Kobby was going nuts I bet he used three computers at once to post with

I must be trying to earn a spammers badge then.

I've accounted for about a third of all posts in the last 24 hours.

I'm catching up to Kiln fast!

Edit: Yup. As I type this I'm at 33.33% of todays posts

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:35 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:33 PM)

Please. I used to do that every day before I got afraid of losing my Oblivion gates

And you´re down to 32.70!

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:37 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:35 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:33 PM)

Please. I used to do that every day before I got afraid of losing my Oblivion gates

Don't you mean before you got afraid of losing the "master" rank?

I seem to recall reluctance on your part to become a councilor

Apparently it's cylclical

Edit: And I'm back up to 33.33%

But let's not keep this going all evening.

It's not like it's going anywhere...

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:45 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:37 PM)

Don't you mean before you got afraid of losing the "master" rank?

I seem to recall reluctance on your part to become a councilor

I didn´t want to lose my Master rank here too!

Sigh. Chimpy used to call me "Master Mirocu". Everyone cheered while the oysters were brought in with a side of half-rotten tomatoes to the sound of a century old harmonica. All while the trusty guard kept the gate shut as long as you didn´t take his medal or got him drunk.

I miss the ye ol´days

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:48 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:45 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:37 PM)

Don't you mean before you got afraid of losing the "master" rank?

I seem to recall reluctance on your part to become a councilor

I didn´t want to lose my Master rank here too!

Well, you know what they say: Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:45 PM)

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:52 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:48 PM)

You didn´t get that, did you?

It´s a reference to a text based exploring game I always play on my Windows 3.11 in the cottage

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:53 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:52 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:48 PM)

You didn´t get that, did you?

It´s a reference to a text based exploring game I always play on my Windows 3.11 in the cottage

Ah, a reference to a game from before my time.

I hope my not getting it makes you feel old

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 10:57 PM

Why would it? We could both sit down and watch movies from the 1920s and it wouldn´t make any difference

I´m more disturbed as a gamer that you don´t know history

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 10:59 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 09:57 PM)

Why would it? We could both sit down and watch movies from the 1920s and it wouldn´t make any difference

I´m more disturbed as a gamer that you don´t know history

Well that tends to be the usual response when someone fails to get a reference because they're too young.

I didn't get into gaming until it had pictures.

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 11:03 PM

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:59 PM)

I didn't get into gaming until it had pictures.

That doesn´t make you younger, it just makes you a gamer who needs fancy smancy graphics

I got pretty far one summer but the lack of a functional save system stopped me from proceeding

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 11:11 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 10:03 PM)

QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 20 2014, 10:59 PM)

I didn't get into gaming until it had pictures.

That doesn´t make you younger, it just makes you a gamer who needs fancy smancy graphics

My copies of Baldur's Gate 1&2, Fallout 1&2, and Starcraft say otherwise

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 10:03 PM)

I got pretty far one summer but the lack of a functional save system stopped me from proceeding

That sounds like a hell of a problem for a game.

Maybe I should have said I didn't get into gaming until they started making them properly

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 11:14 PM

Well, this is a game from an independent crew so one can´t ask too much I guess. Maybe it wasn´t even the full version we got.

Still a fun game with many wacky situations. If you try to plug in a phone, a tele company worker may show up from the shadows, unscrew the socket, mutter something, throw a catalogue at your feet and walk back into the shadows. Kinda like Blackie

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 11:16 PM

That just sounds weird...

And speaking of Black Hand, where is everybody?

It's been like a graveyard today.

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 11:18 PM

Maybe he´s busy burying them...?

Callidus Thorn

Mar 20 2014, 11:19 PM

QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 20 2014, 10:18 PM)

Maybe he´s busy burying them...?

Anyway, I think I'm gonna call it quits for the night.

Later

mirocu

Mar 20 2014, 11:23 PM

Yeah, me too I think. Got a big day tomorrow; it´s Friday!!

Not that it matters now, but still

See ya!

Black Hand

Mar 21 2014, 01:16 AM

*DOWNLOADING FILES------>>Humans Speculating.

*BEGIN SARCASTIC LAUGHTER REPONSE.......

*Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha......

*CHECKING UNIT FOR BORG TECHNOLOGY.....Scan Complete,....negative results for Borg Technology.

*CHECKING UNIT FOR VAMPIRISM......Scan Not Needed...Vampirisim is Mythological and not actually real.

INITIATING PROTOCOLS....Mission Not Complete....

*MISSION PARAMETERS:

*Protect ~~John Connor~~ King Of Beasts

*Tick Off Mrs. Hollow

*Tick Off The World

*Challenge McBadgere To Guiness Drinking Contest, Followed By Literal Pissing Contest

*Pick Up My Drycleaning On the Way Home, Would You Dear? Oh and we need milk...you know as long as--
--ADDENDUM: Goddammit, Ma! Stay out of my Programming Port!!

......Initiating Confrontation Protocol.

__________________________________________________

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 12:34 PM)

Black hand? My master?

Ha!

The King Of Beasts HAS no master!

Affirmative, my mission is to protect you.

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 20 2014, 12:09 PM)

Aheeeemmmm.

-taps foot-

It's the TEXAN-1000! Super-Sarcastic Mimetic Poly-Alloy!

QUOTE

What the hell does that mean?

Liquid Witch.

QUOTE

Then why doesn't she just nuke us out of existence?

Negative. Her instincts are to protect her young, however she does have a very large arsenal of knives and stabbing weapons.

Prepare for shotgun assault!

*Lever-Action Cocking Sound*

King Of Beasts

Mar 21 2014, 02:04 AM

Liz can do a lotta things to me, but I will not allow her to mess with my balls

Black Hand

Mar 21 2014, 02:56 AM

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 06:04 PM)

Liz can do a lotta things to me, but I will not allow her to mess with my balls

*Stops mid-barrage and turns and stares at Kobby*

IPB Image

Elisabeth Hollow

Mar 21 2014, 04:57 AM

I need to show y'all my knife collection

King Of Beasts

Mar 21 2014, 05:22 AM

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 20 2014, 09:56 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 20 2014, 06:04 PM)

Liz can do a lotta things to me, but I will not allow her to mess with my balls

*Stops mid-barrage and turns and stares at Kobby*

IPB Image

It doesn't sound wrong if you don't have a dirty mind

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 20 2014, 11:57 PM)

I need to show y'all my knife collection

YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME

mirocu

Mar 21 2014, 08:29 AM

I have one knife. It is sufficient.

But I have many, many games!

Vital

Mar 21 2014, 09:56 AM

you certaintly do! (have a lot of games that is)

of course most of them are ancient

Callidus Thorn

Mar 21 2014, 09:59 AM

Black Hand certainly has an effect on the thread.

Or Black Hand's replacement anyway.

I wonder if we'll ever see the real one again...

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