True, but given that piņatas are a Latin-American thing and very popular in the USA, I thought it only fair that the joke respect the cultural mores of

See, this is where I am forced to choose between my intense love of self, and my intense love of destroying Brits.
So: we'll keep it to the subject at hand.
You're right, the British descendants here are so dumb, they didn't wear bright red coats when facing a frontier colonists used to the land, and using guerrilla warfare tactics against a supposedly superior force that announced their arrival with loud musical instruments and prearranged timetables.
Nor were they defeated by FRENCHMEN!!!! Yup...the British here used Frenchmen to defeat the highly intelligent, and sophisticated Brits from o'er there.
Besides, the backward local yokels are mostly the southeastern states....I'm on West Coast in a city that has a population larger than most European countries. What you would consider international travel, I call driving to work.
....I'm not proud of that last fact. I hate this city.....it was ninety degrees Fahrenheit in November.
TAKE ME NOW, DEATH!!!!