QUOTE(Grits @ Feb 25 2013, 05:04 PM)

One of the pranks we pulled on each other on Saturday nights in my college apartment days was to turn the channel (back in the day you could actually turn a knob and the channel would stay where you left it) to a community access surgery show that ran all Sunday morning. The first poor idiot who rolled out of bed and flipped on the TV was treated to a scene of raw horror. I'll never forget the time I saw a wedge of jaw being sawed out. Ugh. Maybe I'll skip lunch.
I need to work out some way to do that to my brother. Maybe mess about with his laptop or Iphone...
QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 25 2013, 05:12 PM)

That'll do it, and you can't get enamel back. Next time you'll know! (just in case you get reincarnated, don't drink the cola next lifetime!)
And in this lifetime, get that molar and all your other dentures replaced with solid titanium teeth, replace your jaw muscles with pneumatic pistons and make it so that you can bite through steel! And from there, you can become a superhero!