QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ May 13 2018, 12:59 PM)

In international news, Internet personality “Dark Reaper” has been charged with war crimes after unleashing an alleged “weapon of mass destruction” on Sweden. A report from an eyewitness, Mirocu, who happened to be flying at the time on account of being, in fact, a crow, stated that Dark Reaper “Stepped off the plane and the entire country just disappeared, man!”. Scientists believe that Dark Reaper’s sudden appearance caused a chain reaction of so called “beauty envy”, that made the entire country spontaneously vanish in shame... This just in... Dark Reaper has escaped! I repeat, Dark Reaper has escaped and is currently at large. Authorities have no idea where he is and say he could be heading to any country on the globe. May God help us all.. *news feed cuts to a standby screen as if suddenly halted*

Who needs an AR-15 or .45ACP Hi-Point handgun when my shear presents is banned by the UN

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