QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 17 2013, 12:49 PM) 
*Pounces on McBadgere from the shadows and bundles him away*
We shall feast this night!
Dude, I hope you've got some decent marinades...I'm a tad on the tough side these days...
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*Pounces on McBadgere from the shadows and bundles him away*
We shall feast this night!
Dude, I hope you've got some decent marinades...I'm a tad on the tough side these days...
...
I was going a long, six-hour roast on a high heat, so it should be good.
...*Shakes head*...Nah, you'll burn the outside too quick...I'll be raw on the inside...Food poisoning alert!!...Medium heat, plenty of water...Cook slower from the inside...
Do me properly for gods' sake...
...Said the actress to the bishop...
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QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 17 2013, 08:36 AM)
I will do that if I can, lol. I don't like being so surly
I hope you can get a nap, cuz mean Liz is scary
*Raises finger...Opens mouth to say words...Thinks better of it...*....
Start making jokes or I'm gonna pound your little British arse into a bloody pulp
*Raises eyebrow, causing his monocle to drop down into his tea, splashing it all over his scones...Of the proper sort...Not biscuits...I mean really...Biscuits you dunk in your tea...Not fill with cheese...They're crackers...Hang on...Where was I...Oh yes, outrage...*...
Now look here!!...I say!!...
Now look here!!...I say!!...
Soo, what concoction of madness have you guys conjured up thus far?
Well, Mustard is cooking me...Either properly or badly...
And Kobby's suggesting he'll paste me into the ground if I don't start being funny...
No pressure then!... ...
And Kobby's suggesting he'll paste me into the ground if I don't start being funny...
No pressure then!...
...
Just another day at work, then! 
This week's a case of completely-different-cattle-waste-product*/different day... ...
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Amywaiis, good to see you up and about, mr Badger
...Thanks...
It's nice to be able to play during the day for once, rather than the wee small hours...
...How's you Crow-boy?...
You alright?...
Hey! It´s Raven Boy!
I´m good. Me and my dad cut down a big ash last weekend, and today we did the same to a birch. Lots o firewood we´ll have, I say!
Or... my folks, rather. I don´t live with them.
I´m good. Me and my dad cut down a big ash last weekend, and today we did the same to a birch. Lots o firewood we´ll have, I say!
Or... my folks, rather. I don´t live with them.
Yeah, but Crow-boy sounds like Cowboy...So...*Pulls tongue*...
Good job...Well done...I, personally hate sorting the firewood for the farm...Gets right on my nerves... ...But well done matey...At least you're getting a workout... 
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Good job...Well done...I, personally hate sorting the firewood for the farm...Gets right on my nerves...
...But well done matey...At least you're getting a workout... ...
Yeah, I never have to pay for my workout!
Firewood hassle can be quite the hassle, if you have other things you really need/want to do... But you´ll thank yourself come winter!
Firewood hassle can be quite the hassle, if you have other things you really need/want to do... But you´ll thank yourself come winter!
I miss getting my workout.
Maybe if I I work out, I won't be sogoddamngrouchy.
Maybe if I I work out, I won't be sogoddamngrouchy.
Start working out then
Or start working on going out
My arm is killing me...
What'd you do to your arm?
I pulled something. And my hip hurts from falling a few weeks ago.
Well, when you reach your eighties, these things happen.
You've got a point
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 17 2013, 02:37 PM)
Hmmmm. I'd like to share something, and hope it is not misinterpreted.
Venting and the like *is* good in a particular sense. Then again, it can also be bad, if the goal is not to become positive, or in better spirits.
This is where I get all technical and pseudo-scientific with words like neuroplasticity and thought shaping, et cetera.
Basically, emotions can be made to serve, if we control them, and do not let them control us. On a most basic level, emotions are reactions to the stimulus of the environment. Having food and being in a secure environment makes us content and secure and the like. Not being as such makes us the opposite.
However, it is human nature to hold on to the negativity and let that become our long-term perspective and can create resentment to even the most basic of our needs being met. THe brain adapts and we begin to lose that positive reaction we once got to things as simple as just having enough money for rent this month and food in our fridge.
Being negative about things raises passion, an alternate form of excitement. Being angry over various things can actually be positive if we're being mistreated and the like and we react in a constructive manner. It is not when we mistake it for a correct reaction to common, everyday occurrences.
We really do tend to become what we think. If you spend the entire day thinking about how bad things are, they probably will become as such. The opposite is also true. In that same scenario, if only one bad thing happened that day, the positive-minded would see it simply as a thing that has happened and not let it ruin the entirety of their day, whereas the negative-minded would view it as a justification for their perspective that the day was a bad one.
It is sort of the half-full/half-empty argument, which again, may seem to be a cliche on the surface, but how often do acknowledge this basic simple truth? How often do we take a moment and be grateful for all the positive things in life?
Thanks for your time, and I hope y'all have a great day.
True my friend....
I'm cranky
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 17 2013, 06:36 PM)
I'm cranky
stooooooooooooooooooooooop copying me! XD
Well. Violent cranky to be honest
More like seething in rage XD
And Nevermind. Didn't mean to be offensive
More like seething in rage XD
And Nevermind. Didn't mean to be offensive
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 17 2013, 06:46 PM)
Well. Violent cranky to be honest
More like seething in rage XD
You're just a woman. And women are cranky. Especially when tird
Uhhhh pardon?!
TIRED. T-I-R-E-D.
No, I meant the "Just a woman" part. what the [censored]?!
No Offence! I don't mean to be sexist! Lets not get into this debate!
I'm picking on you XD
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 18 2013, 01:04 AM)
No Offence! I don't mean to be sexist! Lets not get into this debate!
You opened this door, we're passing through it.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 17 2013, 08:11 PM)
I'm picking on you XD
Oh, thank god, I thought I offended you and every other woman on the forum, lol.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Sep 17 2013, 08:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 18 2013, 01:04 AM)
No Offence! I don't mean to be sexist! Lets not get into this debate!
You opened this door, we're passing through it.
No
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 17 2013, 08:13 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 17 2013, 08:11 PM)
I'm picking on you XD
Oh, thank god, I thought I offended you and every other woman on the forum, lol.
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Sep 17 2013, 08:12 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 18 2013, 01:04 AM)
No Offence! I don't mean to be sexist! Lets not get into this debate!
You opened this door, we're passing through it.
No
Are you infringing on my door-passing rights?
Yes. Yes I am. And don't question my authority 
I have, and I've superseded it.
You can't suspend my authority. I outrank you. By over 9,000 posts
King Arthur: I am your king.
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway!
Peasant Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Peasant Woman: Well, how'd you become king, then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Arthur: Bloody Peasant!
Dennis: Ooh, what a giveaway!
So Snuggles is at his Nana's house since both Hubster and I work in the morning.
And of course, I'm wide awake. I had bought some herbal sleeping pills, but those gave my nightmares and made me wake up every hours.
Sooooooooo...hot bath it is.
And of course, I'm wide awake. I had bought some herbal sleeping pills, but those gave my nightmares and made me wake up every hours.
Sooooooooo...hot bath it is.
@Rohirrim
@Liz
How are ya wide awake?!?
@Liz
How are ya wide awake?!?
I don't know! I was fighting sleep ten minutes ago!
Don't fight the sleep next time!
Your body is strange when it comes to sleep, lol
Your body is strange when it comes to sleep, lol
I was fighting sleep so I could answer the door and send Snuggles off.
Oh. That's too bad you're wide awake now. You must be exausted.
I'm gonna write a bit and see how much that tires me out.
If that don't work, attempt sit ups, lol. That knocks me right out
I don't want to go to sleep sweaty XD
You sweat in your sleep anyway, what difference does it make?!
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