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I mean the sixshooters! I mean The Gun That Won The West! I mean the reason we know of John Wayne!
Pffft...Back in the day, I was dragged to Country n' Wessern nights where we were encouraged to dress up as cowboys to listen to country music...No, I've no idea why, I was 11 when we started to go...But anyways, we got given a holster and a blank-firing gun to practice the fast draw...
They regretted it when I became the fastest at the club...

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And I came third at a national C.M. festival at the age of 13...

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Then I hang up my holster when I moved back to live with my Mommmie...

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