QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 30 2014, 01:11 AM)

Callidus Thorn...a name that shall live in infamy!
For this generation, and all generations to come!!!
....well...actually, with all the budget cuts we'll be making to Education for this war, we'll be lucky if the next generation can so much as read, much less recognize important events of their past.
But still infamous!
So, the Black Hand returns fully. It was inevitable...
Admiral, status of the fleet?
"Sorry sir, the fleet was scrapped in the last round of budget cuts. Since there was no-one left to fight nobody really saw the point in having a fleet."
How long to get it operational?
"I'm afraid it'll take at least six months just to find enough white paint for the star destroyers."
Ugh, fine. General, how fares the army?
"I'm afraid that's even worse sir."
How could it be worse?
"You don't have one anymore. They all mustered out. Since there was no-one left to fight, everyone decided there was no point in sticking around."
Dammit. What about the death star?
"I'm afraid that's been turned into a luxury apartment complex."
Seriously? Who in Midgard allowed that? To hell with it. Summon my champions!
I do still have
those, yes?
To be continued...QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 30 2014, 01:21 AM)

So, the first line has been crossed! You throw your lot in with the Thorns, you get....the..Thorn...throw in with Callidus, you get the Thorn?
Hmm... I think I might have to borrow that

Also... Did you just get one-shotted by Liz? Only it kind of looks like she stopped your whole army dead with a single put-down.