Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Good morning and Happy Friday, everybody!
Wow, we've got some prodigious fog here this morning.
It's clearing, but when I got up I couldn't see the end of the street.
It's clearing, but when I got up I couldn't see the end of the street.
Well, you are in England, are you not?
Yup, and so the lack of rain disturbs me 
Donīt despise the importance of a good London mist
Eh, I'm asthmatic. I'm allowed to, on health grounds 
Very well then
Weīve had a nice couple of days here. Clear skies would you believe, and sunshine. Still snow on the ground and crisp air. Simply awesome!
Weīve had a nice couple of days here. Clear skies would you believe, and sunshine. Still snow on the ground and crisp air. Simply awesome!
*Is envious*
It started trying to snow earlier in the week, but gave up pretty quickly.
It started trying to snow earlier in the week, but gave up pretty quickly.
Envious? But isnīt cold bad for your asthma?
Yeah, but who doesn't love snow?
And you did mention clear skies and sunshine.
I'd love to make a joke about them being legends here in Britain, but looking out the window I now see blue skies and sunshine. :lol
And you did mention clear skies and sunshine.
I'd love to make a joke about them being legends here in Britain, but looking out the window I now see blue skies and sunshine. :lol
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 10:38 AM) 
Yeah, but who doesn't love snow?
And you did mention clear skies and sunshine.
I did, didnīt I...?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 10:38 AM)
I'd love to make a joke about them being legends here in Britain, but looking out the window I now see blue skies and sunshine. :lol
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 3 2016, 06:22 AM)
What have I unleashed upon this forum? 
And that cat in the background of that pic looks a little freaked out. Hadn't noticed that before.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 10:52 AM)
What have I unleashed upon this forum? Oh, come on. You knew itīd come back to haunt you
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 10:52 AM)
And that cat in the background of that pic looks a little freaked out. Hadn't noticed that before.
I hadnīt even seen that cat before! I only saw it now when you pointed it out!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 11 2016, 09:55 AM)
Oh, come on. You knew itīd come back to haunt you
Heh, I'd hoped it would take longer to do so
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 11 2016, 09:55 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 10:52 AM)
And that cat in the background of that pic looks a little freaked out. Hadn't noticed that before.
I hadnīt even seen that cat before! I only saw it now when you pointed it out!
Well, the foreground is rather attention-grabbing
And cats are masters of stealth.
Also, I had to edit this post, in order to use emoticons at all
Just goes to show how effective "hidden in plain sight" is 
Heh, provided you have a good enough distraction
Someone could photoshop a tank into the background of that pic, and no-one would notice!
Someone could photoshop a tank into the background of that pic, and no-one would notice!
All you need to do is put a woman in a bikini and King Kong clearly in the background, and no male would ever see him
Unless they were gay.
Or the woman in the bikini is 80 years old, or weighs five hundred pounds, or something like that
Or the woman in the bikini is 80 years old, or weighs five hundred pounds, or something like that
Well, duh
Then again, the five hundred pound woman in a bikini might be sufficient to screen King Kong from view...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 3 2016, 06:22 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 05:21 AM)
Unless they were gay.
Then again, the five hundred pound woman in a bikini might be sufficient to screen King Kong from view...
The Disco Police might not notice that woman...
Back when it was the best time at work, I used to listen to a radio show on Friday mornings and then later in the evening I watched that same show as they filmed the radio studio while on the air. I used to watch and remember exactly what I was doing in the morning when I heard certain words or topics.
Good times
Good times
So that was like self-inflicted deja-vu? 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 08:30 PM)
So that was like self-inflicted deja-vu?
Yeah, each Friday I deliberately focused on randomly selected stuff they said and what I was doing at the time so I later would remember it.
Donīt come here and say Iīm not a weirdo
Hah, I'm far too familiar with weirdness to do something silly like that
It was fun! It gave me that special Friday Feel™!
Well, they do say it's the little things...
In-friggin-deed. Loved those Fridays
Miss those Fridays
Miss those Fridays
Well, like they say; nothing lasts forever
Apparently I'm now Captain Platitude!
Apparently I'm now Captain Platitude!
Never heard of him but I guess heīs the cousin or something to Captain Obvious?
Eh, you wouldn't have heard of him, he's pretty useless. There's not actually been a documented incident where he actually helped someone
And isn't Captain Obvious related to Admiral Ackbar?
And isn't Captain Obvious related to Admiral Ackbar?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 08:56 PM)
Eh, you wouldn't have heard of him, he's pretty useless.
Now youīre just thinking about Aquaman
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 08:56 PM)
And isn't Captain Obvious related to Admiral Ackbar?
Theyīre one and the same, like Clark Kent and Superman!
*Mind. Blown*
*puts down smoking mind-gun*
Oops.
*backs away slowly*
Oops.
*backs away slowly*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 11 2016, 04:09 AM)
Donīt despise the importance of a good London mist
Urk! I hate rain !!! Rain is the work of the devil !!!!
Well, it indeed seems like it really was a trap after all..
*goes to brush teeth*
*goes to brush teeth*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 04:28 AM)
*Is envious*
It started trying to snow earlier in the week, but gave up pretty quickly.
No snow allowed !!!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 11 2016, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 04:28 AM)
*Is envious*
It started trying to snow earlier in the week, but gave up pretty quickly.
No snow allowed !!!!
My first thought was to go for a mum joke right here
QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 11 2016, 09:15 PM)
No snow allowed !!!!
*pokes mALX with stick*
QUOTE(SubRosa @ Mar 11 2016, 01:18 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 05:21 AM)
Unless they were gay.
Then again, the five hundred pound woman in a bikini might be sufficient to screen King Kong from view...
The Disco Police might not notice that woman...
GAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
mALX is bringing back stuff from the previous page, thus not allowing us to move forward in time!!
mALX is bringing back stuff from the previous page, thus not allowing us to move forward in time!!
*activates temporal destabiliser*
Umm...
We're now three days forward from yesterday, but two days away from tomorrow...
Gimme a minute...
Umm...
We're now three days forward from yesterday, but two days away from tomorrow...
Gimme a minute...
What have you done!??
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 02:52 PM)
Well, like they say; nothing lasts forever
Apparently I'm now Captain Platitude!
Aye Aye, Captain! *salutes*
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 03:18 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 11 2016, 08:15 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 04:28 AM)
*Is envious*
It started trying to snow earlier in the week, but gave up pretty quickly.
No snow allowed !!!!
My first thought was to go for a mum joke right here
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 11 2016, 08:27 PM)
What have you done!??
To be honest, I'm still trying to figure out when I did it
QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 11 2016, 08:30 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 02:52 PM)
Well, like they say; nothing lasts forever
Apparently I'm now Captain Platitude!
Aye Aye, Captain! *salutes*
It's the thought that counts.
*Nods sagely, and walks away with an acute expression of smug-satisfaction*
*trips*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 11 2016, 03:18 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Mar 11 2016, 09:15 PM)
No snow allowed !!!!
*pokes mALX with stick*
@mirocu:
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 11 2016, 03:23 PM)
GAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
mALX is bringing back stuff from the previous page, thus not allowing us to move forward in time!!
Wait, isn't that what your Friday game does? I wanna' play!
It was a squirrel when I grabbed the stick
That Friday game is long gone now
That Friday game is long gone now
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 11 2016, 03:25 PM)
*activates temporal destabiliser*
Umm...
We're now three days forward from yesterday, but two days away from tomorrow...
Gimme a minute...
*Thorney calculates furiously; meanwhile...*
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