QUOTE(Black Hand @ Oct 9 2013, 02:50 AM)
Continued from Coffee Shop, so we don't derail that train:
"An ode to the spa we used to have in the backyard that became a breeding ground of mosquito larvae from years of disuse."
Continued.
QUOTE(mALX @ Oct 8 2013, 11:44 PM)
In textures of thick green algae we spotted
The wriggling larvae in which the scum was dotted
Mosquitoes to be, or so they say
They'll be here to bite me on the ass some day...
The realization of winged harriers to come,
made for a vision of scratching til numb.
Oh what can one man do, for that spot out of reach?
Wait a moment, I have a brain: Lets get some bleach!
DIE IN CHEMICAL WARFARE YOU BLOOD SUCKING SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF A FEMALE MOSQUITO!!!
I should mention I really don't like mosquitos....
mALX shook her head at Black Hand's error
Ranting about bleach like a holy terror
"Drain the water first, you twit!"
Mosquito green she turned real quick
and grew to giant proportions.
"We can stop this now, just watch what I do;
This is what I call 'Mosquito Abortions'."
She gave a mighty heave and flipped the hot tub on its side.
The murky water spewed a trail to the neighbors yards in a flood tide.
"Now when the sun comes up tomorrow,
those mosquito larvae will meet their sorrow.
For now that bleach will come in handy,
I'll clean this spa till it gleams...can you fetch me a brandy?
Just a sip to start me scrubbing;
on your spa I'll start my rubbing.
Afterwards you can fill it again,
And I'll take pictures from the bushes when you get in...BWAAHAA!"
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