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The Thought Police
Full Version: The Everything Thread
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QUOTE(Cain @ Feb 28 2017, 09:17 AM) 
Spam-spam-spam-spam-spam spam-spammy spam the wonderful spam!
So much spam.
And I don't mean the meat
And I don't mean the meat
Nobody should mean the meat. 
In Soviet Russia, the meat means you!
Definitely not me, lol.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Feb 28 2017, 12:25 PM)
In Soviet Russia, the meat means you!
This comment reminds Khajiit of that scene at the beginning of Enemy at the Gates when only every other Soviet soldier was being given a rifle.
That's because you're not in Soviet Russia, Cain
So. Another runthrough done of the Kanji lesson and this time I took notes. Blimey, I don't doubt it's possible to learn this but it sure takes time. Not only to remember it all but to write the characters properly.
Oh, well. Gonna visit Sofa Man now. At least I don't need pen and paper in order to figure out what he's saying
So. Another runthrough done of the Kanji lesson and this time I took notes. Blimey, I don't doubt it's possible to learn this but it sure takes time. Not only to remember it all but to write the characters properly.
Oh, well. Gonna visit Sofa Man now. At least I don't need pen and paper in order to figure out what he's saying
Halfway through the week!
QUOTE(Cain @ Mar 1 2017, 04:20 PM)
Halfway through the week!
Yeas. So?
Reckon I might understand that next Wednesday
Yeas. Yeas you will.
Also:
Also:
Nice teeth, dude. I have some nice too though ---> 
Pearly whites are nice and bright!
QUOTE(Cain @ Mar 1 2017, 05:07 PM)
Pearly whites are nice and bright!Sounds like a song
Well Overwatch is off my favorite game list, the last update removed the option to play single player matches against bots now it's more focused on mutiplayer matches. Not that I have anything against that on Overwatch but I like those single player bot matches for poop and giggles.
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Mar 1 2017, 09:22 PM)
Well Overwatch is off my favorite game list, the last update removed the option to play single player matches against bots now it's more focused on mutiplayer matches. Not that I have anything against that on Overwatch but I like those single player bot matches for poop and giggles.
This one knew it wasn't for him from the start. He doesn't enjoy competitive games like that.
QUOTE(Cain @ Mar 1 2017, 05:07 PM)
Pearly whites are nice and bright!Deep in the HEEAAAART of Texaaaaaas!!
As I was a goin' over the far famed Kerry mountains
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting
I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier
Saying "Stand and deliver" for he were a bold deceiver
Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Whack for my daddy-o.
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in me pocket and I took it home to Jenny
She sighed and she swore that she never would deceive me
But the devil take the women for they never can be easy
Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Whack for my daddy-o.
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting
I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier
Saying "Stand and deliver" for he were a bold deceiver
Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Whack for my daddy-o.
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in me pocket and I took it home to Jenny
She sighed and she swore that she never would deceive me
But the devil take the women for they never can be easy
Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Whack for my daddy-o.
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar
Metallica 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 01:50 AM)
Metallica
Nope! That was The Dubliners!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWTASnnft4
I prefer Metallica
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 02:18 AM)
I prefer Metallica
Bah! Nothing beats classic Irish folk songs!
(Khajiit actually quite likes the Metallica version too!
)
The Day That Never Comes is awesome. It's like it has several different songs in one with each riff 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 02:29 AM)
The Day That Never Comes is awesome. It's like it has several different songs in one with each riff
Not familiar with this song. Is it a fairly new one?
Oh, no. Early 2000 I think. If you like Metallica it's worth a listen 
But you should really go to bed now; just looked at your local time
But you should really go to bed now; just looked at your local time
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 02:39 AM)
Oh, no. Early 2000 I think. If you like Metallica it's worth a listen
But you should really go to bed now; just looked at your local time
Meh, what is this hour to a night creature?
Besides, Khajiit is catching up on FX's Taboo. This one finds it interesting.
There was a series once called FX. It was about a special effects guy who solved crimes using his special effects knowledgde. Or smthn.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 03:16 AM)
There was a series once called FX. It was about a special effects guy who solved crimes using his special effects knowledgde. Or smthn.
Hmmm, never heard of that one. In this case, FX is an American TV network (maybe related to Fox?).
It was on in the 90's I think.
Btw, has Khajiit seen the movie eXistenZ? If not, he should!
Btw, has Khajiit seen the movie eXistenZ? If not, he should!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 03:26 AM)
It was on in the 90's I think.
Btw, has Khajiit seen the movie eXistenZ? If not, he should!
Khajiit has not seen it! Looked it up. Seems interesting!
DON'T SPOIL THE ENDING!!! 
Just see it
Just see it
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 03:39 AM)
DON'T SPOIL THE ENDING!!!
Just see it
Okie doke!
But now
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
*magic hand gesture*
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
*magic hand gesture*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 03:50 AM)
But now
sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
*magic hand gesture*
*Stubbornly shakes his head*
Ok I go now. Nighty night
Nighty night!
See you when you have seen eXistenZ!
See you when you have seen eXistenZ!
It's quiet. Too quiet.
I hope we're not in a horror movie because things being quiet are never good in those
Only if you're a scantily-clad young woman. Or her boyfriend.
Edit: Let me clarify. The scantily-clad young women are good. It's the things that happen to them that aren't.
Edit: Let me clarify. The scantily-clad young women are good. It's the things that happen to them that aren't.
Thank goodness I'm neither a scantily-clad young woman nor her boyfriend then. Or someone that someone else knows what they did last summer
QUOTE(ghastley @ Mar 2 2017, 12:58 PM)
Only if you're a scantily-clad young woman. Or her boyfriend.
Edit: Let me clarify. The scantily-clad young women are good. It's the things that happen to them that aren't.
The new Alien movie is about a whole colony of young women and their boyfriends! Uh oh!
So many meals, so little much drool
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 02:06 PM)
So many meals, so
Indeed! This one thinks that the Xenomorphs produce more drool litre per litre than any other creature ever conceived.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Mar 2 2017, 09:15 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 2 2017, 02:06 PM)
So many meals, so
Indeed! This one thinks that the Xenomorphs produce more drool litre per litre than any other creature ever conceived.
Let's face it. One hanky each just ain't gonna cut it
Those of us old enough to remember "The Blob" (an early Steve McQueen movie) would disagree. That thing was nothing but drool. No solid parts at all. Even in the presence of scantily clad young women!
QUOTE(ghastley @ Mar 2 2017, 09:21 PM)
Those of us old enough to remember "The Blob" (an early Steve McQueen movie) would disagree. That thing was nothing but drool. No solid parts at all. Even in the presence of scantily clad young women!
Pffh. Some monsters just can't appreciate nice things
LOL
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 2 2017, 09:29 PM)
LOL
あおいえ
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 3 2017, 05:33 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 2 2017, 09:29 PM)
LOL
あおいえ
何て
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 2 2017, 09:37 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 3 2017, 05:33 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Mar 2 2017, 09:29 PM)
LOL
あおいえ
何て
日 本
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