mALX
Aug 24 2015, 10:06 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 24 2015, 04:14 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 22 2015, 06:24 PM)

Damnit mALX, you're not supposed to tempt a hungry person further!
...
Talk foody to me, madam. Talk foody to me. LOL
I rather prefer if you
talk dirty to me 
Now THAT is when men knew what to do with their hair! So funny to see Bret Michaels this young,
mirocu
Aug 25 2015, 09:26 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 24 2015, 11:06 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 24 2015, 04:14 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 22 2015, 06:24 PM)

Damnit mALX, you're not supposed to tempt a hungry person further!
...
Talk foody to me, madam. Talk foody to me. LOL
I rather prefer if you
talk dirty to me 
Now THAT is when men knew what to do with their hair! So funny to see Bret Michaels this young,

Poodle rock at its best!
mALX
Aug 25 2015, 03:16 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 25 2015, 04:26 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 24 2015, 11:06 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 24 2015, 04:14 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 22 2015, 06:24 PM)

Damnit mALX, you're not supposed to tempt a hungry person further!
...
Talk foody to me, madam. Talk foody to me. LOL
I rather prefer if you
talk dirty to me 
Now THAT is when men knew what to do with their hair! So funny to see Bret Michaels this young,

Poodle rock at its best!

Arf Arf!
mirocu
Aug 26 2015, 04:25 PM
*makes the mandatory daily post in the E-thread*
As ye was
Uleni Athram
Aug 26 2015, 04:53 PM
Ugh. My waist hurts.
Callidus Thorn
Aug 26 2015, 04:55 PM
My, my, Uleni...
What have you been up to?
Uleni Athram
Aug 26 2015, 05:16 PM
Having too much fun, it seems. It's almost backbreaking labour, all these things I've been doing. Too kinky and unthinkable for some, but hey, it's a pleasure I've chosen for myself so I guess this kind of pain comes with the territory. I've been tied up, hanged from tall places, and generally brushed with Death one too many times for my liking.
But I guess that's what you get with a job like Building Construction.
mALX
Aug 26 2015, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 26 2015, 11:53 AM)

Ugh. My waist hurts.
Urk, that doesn't sound good.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 26 2015, 12:16 PM)

I guess this kind of pain comes with the territory. I've been tied up, hanged from tall places, and generally brushed with Death one too many times for my liking.
But I guess that's what you get with a job like Building Construction.

Oh, well construction will def make your waist hurt.
*mALX crosses appendicitis off list of causes for Uleni's waist hurting*
Burnt Sierra
Aug 26 2015, 07:43 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 26 2015, 04:25 PM)

*makes the mandatory daily post in the E-thread*
As ye was

No matter how much some things change, glad to see some traditions still going strong

So...
Whats everyone been up to for the last six months? Any highlights? Anybody returned, new members etc? Marriages? Kids?
I'll stop asking annoying questions now
mALX
Aug 26 2015, 08:07 PM
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Aug 26 2015, 02:43 PM)

QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 26 2015, 04:25 PM)

*makes the mandatory daily post in the E-thread*
As ye was

No matter how much some things change, glad to see some traditions still going strong

So...
Whats everyone been up to for the last six months? Any highlights? Anybody returned, new members etc? Marriages? Kids?
I'll stop asking annoying questions now

The last six months? Got married and had three children ...

Just kidding, but what about you? You have been missed! What have you been doing, what has changed for you?
Uleni Athram
Aug 26 2015, 08:10 PM
"New members?"
What is this strange and new thing that you speak of, Mr. Bossman, and can it be eaten?

The last few months (at least for me) were S.O.S The same old pattern, same old routine, same faces everyday... I'm ready to burn myself just to experience new things. Seriously. Or it could be I'm just easily bored. *shrugs*
Callidus Thorn
Aug 26 2015, 08:19 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 26 2015, 05:16 PM)

Having too much fun, it seems. It's almost backbreaking labour, all these things I've been doing. Too kinky and unthinkable for some, but hey, it's a pleasure I've chosen for myself so I guess this kind of pain comes with the territory. I've been tied up, hanged from tall places, and generally brushed with Death one too many times for my liking.
But I guess that's what you get with a job like Building Construction.

Heh, and to think, some people pay good money to be treated like that. Savour the privilege man
Burnt Sierra
Aug 26 2015, 08:20 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 26 2015, 08:10 PM)

"New members?"
What is this strange and new thing that you speak of and can it be eaten?

Can members be eaten?
Where's McB when you need him....
mirocu
Aug 27 2015, 10:27 AM
mALX
Aug 27 2015, 11:36 PM
QUOTE(Burnt Sierra @ Aug 26 2015, 03:20 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 26 2015, 08:10 PM)

"New members?"
What is this strange and new thing that you speak of and can it be eaten?

Can members be eaten?
Where's McB when you need him....

I think that would be "Where is Kobby when you need him..."
mirocu
Aug 29 2015, 05:25 PM
BuildinŽ buildins herePostinŽ postins here
Extra points if you got that reference
Uleni Athram
Aug 29 2015, 05:28 PM
BORED ULENI IS BORED
mirocu
Aug 29 2015, 05:32 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 29 2015, 06:28 PM)

BORED ULENI IS BORED
Oh, noes!!

What should we do!!???
treydog
Aug 29 2015, 05:38 PM
If Uleni was not a board and therefore wood, perhaps he would not be susceptible to being bored (with a brace and bit)? Holey obsolete tool terminology, Batman!
Wooden you know someone would bring up such a bracing reference?
Uleni Athram
Aug 29 2015, 05:45 PM
*DIES*
THE PUNS ARE REAL.
Colonel Mustard
Aug 29 2015, 05:46 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 29 2015, 05:45 PM)

*DIES*
THE PUNS ARE REAL.
PUN IS NOT DED!
Uleni Athram
Aug 29 2015, 06:11 PM
PUN IS DED
DEDER THAN TED
IM SO INSOMNIAC IM ACTUALLY PRETTY WASTED
THAT PART DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE SO IM OFF TO BED
NOT.
HAHA.
SO.
HOW IS LIFE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE WHITE TREE?
mALX
Aug 29 2015, 06:54 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 29 2015, 01:11 PM)

HOW IS LIFE, BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE WHITE TREE?
How did you know?
treydog
Aug 29 2015, 07:33 PM
First rule of White Tree- nobody talks about White Tree.
mALX
Aug 29 2015, 09:48 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 27 2015, 05:27 AM)

Geez, and I thought Bill Clinton's $2,000 haircut was bad,
Rohirrim
Aug 29 2015, 10:20 PM
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 29 2015, 12:25 PM)

BuildinŽ buildins herePostinŽ postins here
Extra points if you got that reference

Alchestbreach. I'll take my points now.
mirocu
Aug 30 2015, 03:03 PM
*gives points to Rohirrim*
-Well done, fellow forumite
Uleni Athram
Aug 30 2015, 07:17 PM
AlChestBreach...
Grrr...
In other news, I'm craving for pizza. And not just one slice, but three boxes of the damn things. That's how lusty I am for them... Mmmmmmmm.
Rohirrim
Aug 30 2015, 07:20 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 30 2015, 02:17 PM)

AlChestBreach...
Grrr...
In other news, I'm craving for pizza. And not just one slice, but three boxes of the damn things. That's how lusty I am for them... Mmmmmmmm.
Colonel Mustard
Aug 30 2015, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Aug 30 2015, 07:20 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 30 2015, 02:17 PM)

AlChestBreach...
Grrr...
In other news, I'm craving for pizza. And not just one slice, but three boxes of the damn things. That's how lusty I am for them... Mmmmmmmm.

I see your spoopy pizza and raise you a spoopy breakfast cereal I found in the supermarket (spoopymarket) the other day.
Rohirrim
Aug 30 2015, 07:43 PM
Curses. I am of being out spoopied.
Uleni Athram
Aug 30 2015, 07:46 PM
I hereby give Rohirrim the; Medal of Ulenian Japanese Magnificence. May you fare well in your endeavors and may your Sempai notice you. *bows ridigly in honor*
Anyway.
*clears throat*
DIABEETUS!
DIABEETUS EVERYWHERE!
Callidus Thorn
Aug 30 2015, 08:21 PM
...
I have literally no idea what just happened...
King Of Beasts
Aug 31 2015, 05:24 AM
Psst
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 06:01 AM
WHAT DO YOU WANT, WERESCUM?! BLIGHTED BEAST, I WILL SMITE YOU IN THE NAME OF ORDER! RRRRAAAGGGHHH
Rohirrim
Aug 31 2015, 07:10 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 01:01 AM)

WHAT DO YOU WANT, WERESCUM?! BLIGHTED BEAST, I WILL SMITE YOU IN THE NAME OF ORDER! RRRRAAAGGGHHH
---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E ---E
Pitchfork mob!
mirocu
Aug 31 2015, 08:37 AM
DonŽt forget the torches..!
mALX
Aug 31 2015, 09:26 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Aug 31 2015, 12:24 AM)

Psst
KOBBY !!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 10:10 AM
*points at Kobbylicious Kobby*
RUSH HIM, FRIENDS!
*tackles Kobbylicious Kobby to the ground then executes a Five-Star Frogsplash*
Callidus Thorn
Aug 31 2015, 10:18 AM
Huh?
What's a five-star frogsplash?
And how did you manage to execute one on a werewolf?
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 10:41 AM
Ahh, you don't watch Pro-Wrestling, do you? Well then, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of make-believe where muscled sweaty and oily men in briefs pretend to hurt each other, whereupon a trio of commentators make a deal out of it.
This, my good sir, is a Five-Star Frog Splash.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfUZ0qG8nEAs for how I could execute one on a werewolf... I'm Uleni. I do stuff that results in my death. TEEHEE
mirocu
Aug 31 2015, 11:01 AM
I prefer
not to look at sweaty men in their underwear so IŽll pass on this one...

Besides, IŽll never ever trust any of UleniŽs links again!
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 11:07 AM
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAH
HOW I LOVE BEING EVIL
mirocu
Aug 31 2015, 11:25 AM
Well to be completely honest, you did advise me not to click on the link. I was the one who persisted..
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 11:48 AM
:0
EVIL TAKES MANY FORMS!!!
mirocu
Aug 31 2015, 11:50 AM
I guess advising me against it was the best way to make sure I wanted to click on that link!
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 11:51 AM
Sorry for the double post but...
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THAT MOMENT WHEN, AFTER TIME SPENT APART, YOUR BESTFRIEND GREETS YOU WITH AN INSULT, AND YOU FOR HIM?
AT THE SAME TIME?
GAHAHAHA
mirocu
Aug 31 2015, 11:55 AM
Friend..?

Pardon me while I search for the definition
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 11:58 AM
Look up my name; you'll find the definition there
Callidus Thorn
Aug 31 2015, 02:47 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 10:41 AM)

Ahh, you don't watch Pro-Wrestling, do you? Well then, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of make-believe where muscled sweaty and oily men in briefs pretend to hurt each other, whereupon a trio of commentators make a deal out of it.
This, my good sir, is a Five-Star Frog Splash.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfUZ0qG8nEAs for how I could execute one on a werewolf... I'm Uleni. I do stuff that results in my death. TEEHEE
Used to have a friend who was a big fan of it, but it all seemed far too fake to me to be entertaining.
But that move looks to be bad for everyone involved. Especially if one of them's a werewolf.
If you intend to do such a thing regularly, might a I suggest investing in a silver belt buckle?
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