King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 08:34 AM)

*Uses the distraction of KoB's air assault to steal his lycanthrope army's stockpile of sherbert lemons. Saunters away*
Colonel, those lemons we're actually bombs, and they explode upon contact with the skin of anything but a lycanthrope
mALX
Feb 26 2013, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 11:26 AM)

-panics-
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
-curls up in a ball-
Throw out a bucket of bananas and papayas!
*mALX throws bucket of balls and giant raw steak to distract lycanthrope army, steals strawberry*
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 05:39 PM
Your mistake monkey king

-KoB presses a big red button , trapping all monkeys within ten thousand feet if the battle field to be trapped in an electric cage, so they can't get out. He then sends his army of lycanthrope agents to story hem away in his secret lair that nobody has ever found-
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 26 2013, 05:41 PM
I don't know where all of these fruits are coming from!!!!
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 05:43 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 26 2013, 08:35 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 11:26 AM)

-panics-
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
-curls up in a ball-
Throw out a bucket of bananas and papayas!
*mALX throws bucket of balls and giant raw steak to distract lycanthrope army, steals strawberry*
mALX, all of the fruit on the lycanthrope side are bombs that blow up anything that isn't a lycanthrope
Colonel Mustard
Feb 26 2013, 05:43 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 26 2013, 04:35 PM)

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 08:34 AM)

*Uses the distraction of KoB's air assault to steal his lycanthrope army's stockpile of sherbert lemons. Saunters away*
Colonel, those lemons we're actually bombs, and they explode upon contact with the skin of anything but a lycanthrope
Bombs are nothing compared to power of jazz, simply delicious and lemony.
*Hoist Elizabeth onto his horse and rides away into the sunset to enjoy his spoils and the smooth, smooth jazz*
Uleni Athram
Feb 26 2013, 05:44 PM
*shakes head sadly*
It seems I have lost this war.... *sad face*
WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT THE MONKEYS YOU CAPTURED HAVE NUCLEAR BOMBS INSIDE THEM! HEEHEEHEEHEEHAW!
*laughs like a monkey as he pushes a bigger red bottom*
BIG KABOOM that rocks the entire planet into a downward spiral so hard Earth is sent hurtling through the fabric of reality itself!
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 26 2013, 08:44 AM)

*shakes head sadly*
It seems I have lost this war.... *sad face*
WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT THE MONKEYS YOU CAPTURED HAVE NUCLEAR BOMBS INSIDE THEM! HEEHEEHEEHEEHAW!
*laughs like a monkey as he pushes a bigger red bottom*
BIG KABOOM that rocks the entire planet into a downward spiral so hard Earth is sent hurtling through the fabric of reality itself!
You don't know? My lycanthropes and I are nuclear bomb proof

You have destroyed yourself
Colonel Mustard
Feb 26 2013, 05:46 PM
Well that's it, I'm moving to Mars! Goddamn, Uleni.
Least I have sherbert.
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 05:47 PM
Now......TO TAKE OVER THE MOON! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Uleni Athram
Feb 26 2013, 05:52 PM
So are my loyal monkeys that are protected by the Sacred BENENE! We will not be destroyed so easily! We are the vanguard of the Monkey Delight, and the supplication of a billion galaxies empowers us! We are invulnerable!
*engages the lycanthropes in a space battle around the moon*
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 05:55 PM
My lycanthropes are immortal

Well, at least my most trusted generals and myself. The soldiers have to earn thier immortality

-uses stars to burn the monkeys- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Colonel Mustard
Feb 26 2013, 06:00 PM
And in the grim darkness of Chorrol's Everything Thread, there was only war...
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 06:04 PM
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Feb 26 2013, 09:00 AM)

And in the grim darkness of Chorrol's Everything Thread, there was only war...
War.......war never changes.
Uleni Athram
Feb 26 2013, 06:06 PM
You seek to use the against their very masters?! Very well, then. We shall show you the true wrath of the Benene Legion!
*starts the Ritual of Annihilation against Kobby's Lycanthropes *
"Let this scar signify the first blow against the wolven world
From this seal shall arise the doom of Lycanthropes , who, in their arrogance, sought to wield our fire as their own.
Blindly they build their kingdoms upon stolen knowledge and conceit.
Now they shall be consumed by the very flame they sought to control.
Let the echoes of doom resound across this wretched world, that all who live may hear them and despair!"
BOOM!
Insta-Death! Benene peels fall, everyone dies!
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 26 2013, 06:08 PM
-starts crocheting-
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 06:08 PM
QUOTE
Insta-Death! Benene peels fall, everyone dies!
Except for the King Of Beasts......
I will return someday and have my vengeance

-dissapers into the blackness of the void-
That was fun
Uleni Athram
Feb 26 2013, 06:14 PM
And so ends the war between the Monkeys and the Wolves. The Lycanthropes have decimated the Benene Legions severely, showing them the terrible wrath of the sons of Hircine, and the extra galactic Monkey Legions manag to retreat by using their ultimate magick spell.
Who won, nobody knows but the dead, but one thing I do know was that that was very fun!

I'm off to sleep now, so g:night my fellow Chorrolians! The Benene OVERLORD WILL RETURN TO VEX THEE AGAIN! *evil laugh*
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 06:16 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 26 2013, 09:14 AM)

And so ends the war between the Monkeys and the Wolves. The Lycanthropes have decimated the Benene Legions severely, showing them the terrible wrath of the sons of Hircine, and the extra galactic Monkey Legions manag to retreat by using their ultimate magick spell.
Who won, nobody knows but the dead, but one thing I do know was that that was very fun!

I'm off to sleep now, so g:night my fellow Chorrolians! The Benene OVERLORD WILL RETURN TO VEX THEE AGAIN! *evil laugh*
Good night

-even though it's daytime where I am-
mALX
Feb 26 2013, 06:37 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 26 2013, 11:43 AM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 26 2013, 08:35 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 26 2013, 11:26 AM)

-panics-
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
-curls up in a ball-
Throw out a bucket of bananas and papayas!
*mALX throws bucket of balls and giant raw steak to distract lycanthrope army, steals strawberry*
mALX, all of the fruit on the lycanthrope side are bombs that blow up anything that isn't a lycanthrope

*mALX quickly wings the strawberry she stole at the lycanthrope army*
King Of Beasts
Feb 26 2013, 07:26 PM
QUOTE
*mALX quickly wings the strawberry she stole at the lycanthrope army*
That's a good decision
Here. have a real strawberry as an apology for almost blowing you up, and as a birthday present
mALX
Feb 26 2013, 07:31 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 26 2013, 01:26 PM)

QUOTE
*mALX quickly wings the strawberry she stole at the lycanthrope army*
That's a good decision
Here. have a real strawberry as an apology for almost blowing you up, and as a birthday present

Thank you!
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 01:32 AM
Adulthood is a TRAAAAP!!!
King Of Beasts
Feb 28 2013, 01:32 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 27 2013, 04:32 PM)

Adulthood is a TRAAAAP!!!
What?
I'm confused

Are you alright? What's wrong?
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 01:43 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 27 2013, 06:32 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 27 2013, 04:32 PM)

Adulthood is a TRAAAAP!!!
What?
I'm confused

Are you alright? What's wrong?
I'm fine, there's just a lot of bills to pay. Part of being an adult and such. I keep hearing teenagers go "I wanna be an adult!" and I'm like "NOOO you don't!" Kids think it's so great to have a job and pay bills, and the freedom is nice, but the stress, the unappreciated response from bosses and coworkers, taxes, etc etc... it SUCKS. adulthood SUCKS. And I can't go backwards in time!!!
King Of Beasts
Feb 28 2013, 01:45 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 27 2013, 04:43 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 27 2013, 06:32 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 27 2013, 04:32 PM)

Adulthood is a TRAAAAP!!!
What?
I'm confused

Are you alright? What's wrong?
I'm fine, there's just a lot of bills to pay. Part of being an adult and such. I keep hearing teenagers go "I wanna be an adult!" and I'm like "NOOO you don't!" Kids think it's so great to have a job and pay bills, and the freedom is nice, but the stress, the unappreciated response from bosses and coworkers, taxes, etc etc... it SUCKS. adulthood SUCKS. And I can't go backwards in time!!!

I know how you feel
When school ends, I need to start looking for a job again, lol.
mirocu
Feb 28 2013, 04:41 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 01:43 AM)

Kids think it's so great to have a job and pay bills, and the freedom is nice, but the stress, the unappreciated response from bosses and coworkers, taxes, etc etc... it SUCKS. adulthood SUCKS. And I can't go backwards in time!!!

One of my many reasons for not having kids; I donīt want to put them through it just because I did
Kiln
Feb 28 2013, 10:20 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 12:43 AM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 27 2013, 06:32 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 27 2013, 04:32 PM)

Adulthood is a TRAAAAP!!!
What?
I'm confused

Are you alright? What's wrong?
I'm fine, there's just a lot of bills to pay. Part of being an adult and such. I keep hearing teenagers go "I wanna be an adult!" and I'm like "NOOO you don't!" Kids think it's so great to have a job and pay bills, and the freedom is nice, but the stress, the unappreciated response from bosses and coworkers, taxes, etc etc... it SUCKS. adulthood SUCKS. And I can't go backwards in time!!!

Agreed.
McBadgere
Feb 28 2013, 10:53 PM
^+1...
Oh wait...There's another one...
And we all know...One and one make three...and then there's the, "Oh we can't leave them on their own, they need a brother/sister..."...
Ayyyy...
Diamandis
Feb 28 2013, 10:57 PM
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY managed to get Desperate Housewives season 7 on DVD! Now I only need season 8 and my collection is complete...
*Mr Burns Impression* Excellent...
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 11:02 PM
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 28 2013, 03:53 PM)

^+1...
Oh wait...There's another one...
And we all know...One and one make three...and then there's the, "Oh we can't leave them on their own, they need a brother/sister..."...
Ayyyy...
Are you pregnant?? XD
King Of Beasts
Feb 28 2013, 11:15 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 02:02 PM)

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 28 2013, 03:53 PM)

^+1...
Oh wait...There's another one...
And we all know...One and one make three...and then there's the, "Oh we can't leave them on their own, they need a brother/sister..."...
Ayyyy...
Are you pregnant?? XD
What?!
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 11:19 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 28 2013, 04:15 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 02:02 PM)

QUOTE(McBadgere @ Feb 28 2013, 03:53 PM)

^+1...
Oh wait...There's another one...
And we all know...One and one make three...and then there's the, "Oh we can't leave them on their own, they need a brother/sister..."...
Ayyyy...
Are you pregnant?? XD
What?!

I don't know! People ask me that all of the time XD
King Of Beasts
Feb 28 2013, 11:21 PM
My nephew just asked me where babies come from
WHAT DO I DO?!
Darkness Eternal
Feb 28 2013, 11:22 PM
"Yes, I am Molag Bal, the Lord of Domination. Bend to me . . .and receive your reward. Yes . .further . .into the bowels . . .further down."
Darkness Eternal
Feb 28 2013, 11:23 PM
Anyway, I am in the process of writing something and I searched the IL and UESP for clues to no avail. Do mages have any weaknesses besides being absent-minded? Is there any books in the ES universe that explains how to kill a mage using sword or axe?
King Of Beasts
Feb 28 2013, 11:23 PM
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 28 2013, 02:22 PM)

"Yes, I am Molag Bal, the Lord of Domination. Bend to me . . .and receive your reward. Yes . .further . .into the bowels . . .further down."
I'm not saying that to my nephew, he's six!
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 11:25 PM
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 28 2013, 04:23 PM)

Anyway, I am in the process of writing something and I searched the IL and UESP for clues to no avail. Do mages have any weaknesses besides being absent-minded? Is there any books in the ES universe that explains how to kill a mage using sword or axe?
I believe the proper way would be to swing it towards them and hope it connects?
Darkness Eternal
Feb 28 2013, 11:26 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 11:25 PM)

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 28 2013, 04:23 PM)

Anyway, I am in the process of writing something and I searched the IL and UESP for clues to no avail. Do mages have any weaknesses besides being absent-minded? Is there any books in the ES universe that explains how to kill a mage using sword or axe?
I believe the proper way would be to swing it towards them and hope it connects?
. . .
I need a good answer. There must be some good tips out there or something. Elder Scrolls related.
ghastley
Feb 28 2013, 11:28 PM
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 28 2013, 05:23 PM)

Anyway, I am in the process of writing something and I searched the IL and UESP for clues to no avail. Do mages have any weaknesses besides being absent-minded? Is there any books in the ES universe that explains how to kill a mage using sword or axe?
TES follows the usual convention of denying mages physical defense. They can't have maximum spell power when armored, so "with a sword or axe" is exactly the right method.
I'd also note that there's often a trade of weakness to magic for power using it (Altmer, Apprentice birthsign) so reflecting spells is a big advantage against them.
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 11:33 PM
QUOTE(ghastley @ Feb 28 2013, 04:28 PM)

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 28 2013, 05:23 PM)

Anyway, I am in the process of writing something and I searched the IL and UESP for clues to no avail. Do mages have any weaknesses besides being absent-minded? Is there any books in the ES universe that explains how to kill a mage using sword or axe?
TES follows the usual convention of denying mages physical defense. They can't have maximum spell power when armored, so "with a sword or axe" is exactly the right method.
I'd also note that there's often a trade of weakness to magic for power using it (Altmer, Apprentice birthsign) so reflecting spells is a big advantage against them.
Well, if you want to get FANCY with your answer... XD
ghastley
Feb 28 2013, 11:36 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 05:33 PM)

Well, if you want to get FANCY with your answer... XD
Not fancy, posh. See the other thread.
Elisabeth Hollow
Feb 28 2013, 11:39 PM
QUOTE(ghastley @ Feb 28 2013, 04:36 PM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 05:33 PM)

Well, if you want to get FANCY with your answer... XD
Not fancy, posh. See the other thread.

-laughs hysterically-
Kiln
Mar 1 2013, 01:12 AM
Now don't everybody talk at once and break the silence.
Elisabeth Hollow
Mar 1 2013, 03:10 AM
Hubster brought home a sick baby. A VERY sick baby. He puked all over my car. Poor guy :/
King Of Beasts
Mar 1 2013, 03:16 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 06:10 PM)

Hubster brought home a sick baby. A VERY sick baby. He puked all over my car. Poor guy :/
NOOOO! Is snuggles alright? poor little hat lovin' kid!
King Coin
Mar 1 2013, 03:27 AM
I hope its nothing serious and he (and you) get some rest tonight.
Elisabeth Hollow
Mar 1 2013, 03:29 AM
I think his little body just isn't used to being around other kids. He has a cousin he's always around at his Nana's house, but she isn't around other kids except him. So I don't know. Looks like he's eating crackers, applesauce and bananas and toast.
King Of Beasts
Mar 1 2013, 03:39 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 06:29 PM)

I think his little body just isn't used to being around other kids. He has a cousin he's always around at his Nana's house, but she isn't around other kids except him. So I don't know. Looks like he's eating crackers, applesauce and bananas and toast.
Was he at a friends house on a play-date?
mALX
Mar 1 2013, 03:43 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 28 2013, 09:10 PM)

Hubster brought home a sick baby. A VERY sick baby. He puked all over my car. Poor guy :/
OMG, I hope he is okay! Grandmother's houses are rarely child proofed, and with other children around to distract Nana (I'd be worried he got into something he shouldn't have). Then again, Nana may have stuffed him to the gills and let him run around. Poor baby, I hope he is okay.
EDIT: This from the mother who raced her children to the emergency department in a panic if I saw puke. (they were always sticking everything they found in their mouths at that age, couldn't be too careful).
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