I have a massive tendency to slouch, so that probably costs me a couple of inches...
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I don't even know how tall I am.
I have a massive tendency to slouch, so that probably costs me a couple of inches...
I have a massive tendency to slouch, so that probably costs me a couple of inches...
I took the great effort in learning your entire language and in return I demand that you LEARN THE ¤%&/()= METRIC SYSTEM!!!!!! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ May 30 2014, 04:21 PM) 
I took the great effort in learning your entire language and in return I demand that you LEARN THE ¤%&/()= METRIC SYSTEM!!!!!!
One inch= 2.54 cm.
No reason you shouldn't be able to work in both
just use google to convert them
I'm too old to use either google or the metric system... ...
...
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ May 30 2014, 05:23 PM)
just use google to convert them
Ok, I´ll do that. And from now on I´ll write in Swedish. Just use google translate..!
yeah but atleast google converter works
Besides, can you really expect ImperialSnob to use metric rather than imperial?
I WANT AN EXCAVATOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! 
*Tries to think of other earthworking equipment*...
Um...I want a Fresno Scraper!!!!...
No, I've no idea what one is, but Fresno sounds so nice...I'd like to go there on my grand tour of 'murica one day... ...
Um...I want a Fresno Scraper!!!!...
No, I've no idea what one is, but Fresno sounds so nice...I'd like to go there on my grand tour of 'murica one day...
...
Even a small excavator is very expensive, but think of the children!! all the fun one can have with equipment like that!!
QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 30 2014, 11:21 PM)
*Tries to think of other earthworking equipment*...
Um...I want a Fresno Scraper!!!!...
No, I've no idea what one is, but Fresno sounds so nice...I'd like to go there on my grand tour of 'murica one day...
...You mean One of These?
There is also a large earth-mover, but I cannot recall the name...
Wild boars are also great earth-movers..
Afternoon, people
Evenin´, Kobby!
*mlg 360 no scope post edit smok weed eryday 420 fite the loominarty 4 da ded homie 2 pac*
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so can we have a 2nd Funny Pics thread but we specify the rules in the OP?
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ May 31 2014, 03:31 PM)
so can we have a 2nd Funny Pics thread but we specify the rules in the OP?
I believe if you would send that question via PM, rather than publicly asking what we can and cannot do, the Moderator or Administrator in question would gladly inform you of what to do next.
*Smiles...*...
As a very wise man was regularly heard to observe...
"Oh boy..."
ERE!!!....Well...Boss cut silage yesterday...'Cause we needed to get on with it, and he was sick of waiting on the weather...I just saw the forecast...After today, it's going to persist down until, at least Thursday...
I do think that he shouldn't have bothered and we all have another weekend free...*Fac-e-palm*....
As a very wise man was regularly heard to observe...
"Oh boy..."
ERE!!!....Well...Boss cut silage yesterday...'Cause we needed to get on with it, and he was sick of waiting on the weather...I just saw the forecast...After today, it's going to persist down until, at least Thursday...
I do think that he shouldn't have bothered and we all have another weekend free...*Fac-e-palm*....
Oh boy, indeed good friend McBadgere!
If I'm speaking out, you know somebody messed up!
Messed up but baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...
I'm just making a few polite suggestions, is all.
If I'm speaking out, you know somebody messed up!
Messed up but baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...
I'm just making a few polite suggestions, is all.
....Yeeeeeahhhhh...
...Suuuure...
...Ah, Ruskie Pop...Can't beat it...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 31 2014, 07:46 PM)
Ah, Ruskie Pop...Can't beat it...
...Does the Putin Pelvic Gyration.
"I do love me some good old-fashioned Law and Order! Season eight was pretty bad though..."
Go to the music thread Blackie, you'll see about pelvic gyration... ...
Unless...
*Goes into spy-mode*...
*Looks left*...
...
*Looks right*...
...
"The patient man climbs to the bathroom window to stare plaintively through at the mouse behind..." *Nods helpfully*..
...Unless...
*Goes into spy-mode*...
*Looks left*...
...*Looks right*...
..."The patient man climbs to the bathroom window to stare plaintively through at the mouse behind..." *Nods helpfully*..
QUOTE(McBadgere @ May 31 2014, 07:51 PM)
Go to the music thread Blackie, you'll see about pelvic gyration...
...I'm in some kind of trans-state between newfound and utter appreciation of Russian Female Pop-stars, and ancient, recently rekindled deepseated fear of evil clowns.
*Waves Hi at local Moderator*
Yeah, wasn't sure to start with, if that was what became of Tim Curry's character from It... ...But still, good video...And song actually...We're all big fans of that here... 
...No...Wait... 
... ...
...But still, good video...And song actually...We're all big fans of that here... ...No...Wait... ... ...
Blackie's V again?
This can't be good...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ May 31 2014, 08:03 PM)
...
*Waves Hi at local Moderator*
*Waves Hi at local Moderator*
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Jun 1 2014, 03:03 AM)
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ May 31 2014, 03:31 PM)
so can we have a 2nd Funny Pics thread but we specify the rules in the OP?
I believe if you would send that question via PM, rather than publicly asking what we can and cannot do, the Moderator or Administrator in question would gladly inform you of what to do next.
I don't see why I should of PM'd that.
It's not like it would of started arguments or anything. I could say alot of things that I could say in public that'd start arguments but this is not one.
Good luck with the silaging, McB. My neck hurts just thinking about it.
It was a big date weekend (already) for the Grits children. Due to a phone issue The Girl had to send me her pictures, so I got to see one of her boyfriend with his arm around her grinning like he’d just won the lottery. It was the year end semi-formal dance. He needs to meet Mr. Grits and The Boy as soon as possible. I want him looking a little more terrified!
Anyway neither of them can drive so that means me in the front seat checking for hands in the rear view mirror. I like The Boy’s girlfriend. Her mom makes me laugh.
It was a big date weekend (already) for the Grits children. Due to a phone issue The Girl had to send me her pictures, so I got to see one of her boyfriend with his arm around her grinning like he’d just won the lottery. It was the year end semi-formal dance. He needs to meet Mr. Grits and The Boy as soon as possible. I want him looking a little more terrified!
Anyway neither of them can drive so that means me in the front seat checking for hands in the rear view mirror. I like The Boy’s girlfriend. Her mom makes me laugh.
I don't get why Dad's wanna scare poor boyfriends.
what if they are really nice and kind?
what if they are really nice and kind?
Context will come with time. I'm sure the boyfriend is thinking the same thing.
Really though, he is a nice kid. Thankfully so far she has no time for jerks.
Really though, he is a nice kid. Thankfully so far she has no time for jerks.
Anyone wanna talk to rocu?
Kobby wanna talk to rocu
Yay!!
So whassup? As for me I have pretty much decided I´ll get an excavator this fall. I have the moneyz for it but it´ll dig pretty deep into my wallet. (EDIT: ) But at least I´ll be able to fully pay for it right away
Thank god I´ve been such a cheapskate!
So whassup? As for me I have pretty much decided I´ll get an excavator this fall. I have the moneyz for it but it´ll dig pretty deep into my wallet. (EDIT:
) But at least I´ll be able to fully pay for it right away Thank god I´ve been such a cheapskate!
What do you need an excavator for?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jun 1 2014, 05:50 PM)
What do you need an excavator for?
The cottage
@rocu
I'm playing fallout 3
I'm playing fallout 3
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jun 1 2014, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jun 1 2014, 05:50 PM)
What do you need an excavator for?
The cottage
You planning to bury it or something?
Is this a snow moving thing, mirocu? No wait, you're not there when it's snowing. I think?
I'm headed out for a late lunch and movie with The Girl. Hope everyone has a great afternoon or whatever time it is locally.
I'm headed out for a late lunch and movie with The Girl. Hope everyone has a great afternoon or whatever time it is locally.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jun 1 2014, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jun 1 2014, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jun 1 2014, 05:50 PM)
What do you need an excavator for?
The cottage
You planning to bury it or something?
Maybe I have to bury something in the future. You never know...! *whistles innocently*
QUOTE(Grits @ Jun 1 2014, 07:27 PM)
Is this a snow moving thing, mirocu? No wait, you're not there when it's snowing. I think?
No, it´s a dirt moving thing
And no, we´re not in the cottage in the winter. Though we are out and about the woods
QUOTE
Good luck with the silaging, McB. My neck hurts just thinking about it.
Ta...
...It's going well so far...But we've had to stop for a weather break...*Sigh*...I hate stop-start ones...You just start to get over the ache and then it's back to it again... 
...Nevermind...But ta anyways...
...Ere, do you think we should wish Buy Viagra a happy birthday?...Just wondering, don't want them thinking we don't care or nothing?...
...
-Put on the kettle, I say! I´ll be home before a fortnight´s passing!
QUOTE(Grits @ Jun 1 2014, 09:54 AM)
Context will come with time. I'm sure the boyfriend is thinking the same thing.
Really though, he is a nice kid. Thankfully so far she has no time for jerks.
I have a family member whose boyfriend requirements seem to be anyone that's been convicted of a felony. Yeeeaaahhh. I don't talk to her. [censored] moron.
Well, I´m off for today. Gotta get to das cottage!
See ya, guys!
See ya, guys!
QUOTE(Grits @ Jun 1 2014, 02:43 PM)
It was a big date weekend (already) for the Grits children. Due to a phone issue The Girl had to send me her pictures, so I got to see one of her boyfriend with his arm around her grinning like he’d just won the lottery. It was the year end semi-formal dance. He needs to meet Mr. Grits and The Boy as soon as possible. I want him looking a little more terrified!
Anyway neither of them can drive so that means me in the front seat checking for hands in the rear view mirror. I like The Boy’s girlfriend. Her mom makes me laugh.
That's priceless. You want the poor kid terrified? Grits don't play! So, tell us of the meeting: "No holding hands! No intimate hugging. You can only kiss each other's hands and cheeks. No alone-time in parks, theaters or dinners."
Kidding, here. But you must set some rules. My relatives set some rules for me last month with my new girl. Only because she's a bit slightly younger than I am. With the way things are leading up, I might just have to get married next week!
Young kids and their hormones, right? Keep an eye out for this one, Grits. He may be a good kid(as I've been called a good kid) but we're guys. We males are two headed.
heuheuheuheu
two headed
two headed
Exactly, DE. As a wise gentlemen once told me (many moons ago), “A woody has no conscience.”
QUOTE(Grits @ Jun 5 2014, 01:35 AM)
Exactly, DE. As a wise gentlemen once told me (many moons ago), “A woody has no conscience.”
Yup. A Woody has their herp derp moments.
Raining is upon us so I can´t paint the modified outdoor staircase... 
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