Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Your time has come, 23 year old man! Down with the king, up with the...horsey, ridey, guy from Rohan.
The King doesn't fall so easily, child 
I shall rally the people of this land! Vive le forum!
I shall call upon my beasts. They shall tear all who oppose me apart
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:21 PM) 
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:08 PM)
SAYS WHO?!
Me.
-cracks whip-
-__-
You won't.
Try me.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:27 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:21 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:08 PM)
SAYS WHO?!
Me.
-cracks whip-
-__-
You won't.
Try me.
Go ahead. Use a whip on me. I won't get rid of my pet
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:28 PM)
Go ahead. Use a whip on me. I won't get rid of my pet
-strangles you with whip-
-chokes, then elbows Liz in the stomach-
-grunts, but keeps firm hold, lifting KoB off the ground-
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 11:31 PM)
-chokes, then elbows Liz in the stomach-
Takes this opportunity to invade Kobby's gas station.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:36 PM)
-grunts, but keeps firm hold, lifting KoB off the ground-
-bites Liz's arm as hard as he can-
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 5 2013, 11:36 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 11:31 PM)
-chokes, then elbows Liz in the stomach-
Takes this opportunity to invade Kobby's gas station.
Go ahead. I hate the place
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:38 PM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:36 PM)
-grunts, but keeps firm hold, lifting KoB off the ground-
-bites Liz's arm as hard as he can-
-lets go and pins to the ground with arm twisted behind his back-
-snarls like an insane animal-
I'll get you
I'll get you
*Observes fight and takes the only available course of action. Hauls 20-foot speakers onto the scene and starts plying dubstep. Because pointless evil*
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 5 2013, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 10:08 PM)
SAYS WHO?!
Me.
-cracks whip-
I nearly choked to death on this one, ROFL !!!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 5 2013, 11:55 PM)
*Observes fight and takes the only available course of action. Hauls 20-foot speakers onto the scene and starts plying dubstep. Because pointless evil*
*Cracks 'breakaway' chair over back of Mustard's head while he is observing fight*
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 5 2013, 11:55 PM)
*Observes fight and takes the only available course of action. Hauls 20-foot speakers onto the scene and starts plying dubstep. Because pointless evil*
NOOO! MY EARS!!!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 5 2013, 10:55 PM)
*Observes fight and takes the only available course of action. Hauls 20-foot speakers onto the scene and starts plying dubstep. Because pointless evil*
I remember one day you swooped in and saved me and used your protection power of smooth jazz whilst moonwalking XD
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 5 2013, 11:25 PM)
Handsome guy! Er, nice eyes!
Celdryn thanks you. He now wonders if he could cannibalize you.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 6 2013, 12:02 AM)
Celdryn thanks you. He now wonders if he could cannibalize you.
No, but I have a list right here I'll give him of willing participants in cannibalizm - ignore any screams or denials, they like to play that way....
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 5 2013, 11:06 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 6 2013, 12:02 AM)
Celdryn thanks you. He now wonders if he could cannibalize you.
No, but I have a list right here I'll give him of willing participants in cannibalizm - ignore any screams or denials, they like to play that way....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Uleni, Kayla is waiting!
Oh, right, right! I was all caught in the 'Axis of Evil' idea and how awesome it is that I forgot all about it! Hold on!
I'm sensing a bit of flirty tension between them. I wonder what happened in that cave, hmm? XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 6 2013, 04:58 AM)
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 5 2013, 10:55 PM)
*Observes fight and takes the only available course of action. Hauls 20-foot speakers onto the scene and starts plying dubstep. Because pointless evil*
I remember one day you swooped in and saved me and used your protection power of smooth jazz whilst moonwalking XD
And today I use my music for EVIL!!
That was a great forum day, lol
Why do I not remember this?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 5 2013, 11:45 PM)
Why do I not remember this?!
You were in Africa. SOMEONE had to entertain me.
I'm never leaving the country again. No internet for more than a few days? No
Sigh. I'm so sleepy.
It's so busy today
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 5 2013, 07:42 PM)
Mirocu and KoB: Maybe you guys are simply so awesome that girls never hit on you because they're intimidated. That was always my problem. Sorta. Kinda. Not really.
Oh, yeah. That has to be it
My first week of my first job is now over! Its kinda a massive overtaking since I work from Mon to Fri (in addition to school), but its a relatively easy job, and I'm starting to like it! The 先輩（seniors, or guys who've worked much longer than me, which is EVERYONE) are kind and extremely funny, and they're teaching me the tricks of the trade!
Yeah! I like to think I did good on my first week!
Now, I decided I'mma get dead-drunk! Get ready for a drunk Uleni! GAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
jk, I won't get drunk; that stuff is poison!
Yeah! I like to think I did good on my first week!
Now, I decided I'mma get dead-drunk! Get ready for a drunk Uleni! GAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
jk, I won't get drunk; that stuff is poison!
Great that you like your job, Ulen!
I´m surprised that they are kind and funny, they never are that in industries here
I´m surprised that they are kind and funny, they never are that in industries here
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 6 2013, 11:58 PM)
Great that you like your job, Ulen!
I´m surprised that they are kind and funny, they never are that in industries here
Yeah! They're like a pack of clowns all joking around and they seem to like tethering me to awkward conversations. Like
先輩no.1: 'So why don't you take a picture of the girls in your school walking up the stairs? From below them?'
Me: 'You'd get me in trouble, sir.'
先輩no.2: 'I have a nice Benz! Why don't you introduce us to some of the cutest ones in your school and we'll take them to ... some nice places.'
Me: 'That's essentially kidnapping, sir.'
And don't get me started on their banters with another 先輩 of mine, an old woman! Its so funny that it was kinda hard to focus!
At my job they were simply assholes Not all of them but those who were were annoying
Amyhooo, applied for another job today which makes two this week!
I better chill out now, I reckon!
Not all of them but those who were were annoying Amyhooo, applied for another job today which makes two this week!
I better chill out now, I reckon!
Since I missed Monday and Tuesday, I get to finish what we didn't get to finish today, alone. Whoooooooooohoooooooooo.
How work going?
It's fine. I'm on lunch right now.
I'm so tired 
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 6 2013, 10:53 AM)
My first week of my first job is now over! Its kinda a massive overtaking since I work from Mon to Fri (in addition to school), but its a relatively easy job, and I'm starting to like it! The 先輩（seniors, or guys who've worked much longer than me, which is EVERYONE) are kind and extremely funny, and they're teaching me the tricks of the trade!
Yeah! I like to think I did good on my first week!
Now, I decided I'mma get dead-drunk! Get ready for a drunk Uleni! GAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
jk, I won't get drunk; that stuff is poison!
This sounds great Uleni! I'm so glad you like it and the people are fun to work with!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 6 2013, 11:09 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 6 2013, 11:58 PM)
Great that you like your job, Ulen!
I´m surprised that they are kind and funny, they never are that in industries here
Yeah! They're like a pack of clowns all joking around and they seem to like tethering me to awkward conversations. Like
先輩no.1: 'So why don't you take a picture of the girls in your school walking up the stairs? From below them?'
Me: 'You'd get me in trouble, sir.'
先輩no.2: 'I have a nice Benz! Why don't you introduce us to some of the cutest ones in your school and we'll take them to ... some nice places.'
Me: 'That's essentially kidnapping, sir.'
And don't get me started on their banters with another 先輩 of mine, an old woman! Its so funny that it was kinda hard to focus!
In the Japanese companies here in the US, all the bosses are called Shokucho, my husband used to repair the Japanese robots for a man named Toyota (Mr. Toyota lived in Japan, but my husband worked for him here in the US).
Japanese people are kinda odd from my perspective, not as a race but as a culture. Any country that has vending machines for used panties is a bit odd to me.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 6 2013, 03:35 PM)
Japanese people are kinda odd from my perspective, not as a race but as a culture. Any country that has vending machines for used panties is a bit odd to me.
There's vending machines for used panties in Japan?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 07:36 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 6 2013, 03:35 PM)
Japanese people are kinda odd from my perspective, not as a race but as a culture. Any country that has vending machines for used panties is a bit odd to me.
There's vending machines for used panties in Japan?!
In a word, yes.
Um...dare I ask WHY?!?!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 6 2013, 03:35 PM)
Japanese people are kinda odd from my perspective, not as a race but as a culture. Any country that has vending machines for used panties is a bit odd to me.
There's vending machines for used panties in Japan?!
Yes, actually they have (supposedly) been made illegal. They are (again supposedly) used panties from school girls (hopefully teenage) - men buy them to use as spankerchiefs.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 6 2013, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 6 2013, 03:35 PM)
Japanese people are kinda odd from my perspective, not as a race but as a culture. Any country that has vending machines for used panties is a bit odd to me.
There's vending machines for used panties in Japan?!
Yes, actually they have (supposedly) been made illegal. They are (again supposedly) used panties from school girls (hopefully teenage) - men buy them to use as spankerchiefs.
AUGH! They use USED underwear as spankercheifs?!?!
Do...do they CLEAN the underwear?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 03:52 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 6 2013, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 6 2013, 03:36 PM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Sep 6 2013, 03:35 PM)
Japanese people are kinda odd from my perspective, not as a race but as a culture. Any country that has vending machines for used panties is a bit odd to me.
There's vending machines for used panties in Japan?!
Yes, actually they have (supposedly) been made illegal. They are (again supposedly) used panties from school girls (hopefully teenage) - men buy them to use as spankerchiefs.
AUGH! They use USED underwear as spankercheifs?!?!
Do...do they CLEAN the underwear?
That would ruin the draw/point of the perv who wanted them in the first place.
I very much doubt they are really used at all, some old woman in a factory probably drips a drop of fish oil on them or something.
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