Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Best radio host evah
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 02:32 PM) 
Best radio host evah
Lol Khajiit liked Tabitha and Rhonda too!
No one beats 3Dog! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 02:44 PM)
No one beats 3Dog!
Except one or two of Khajiit's mean spirited characters!
You mean
*gasp*
right-head Khajiit??
*gasp*
right-head Khajiit??
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 02:49 PM)
You mean
*gasp*
right-head Khajiit??
Lol, nah, not him but some of the personalities that came forth from his mind!
Hm.
You can never really run away, it seems.
You can never really run away, it seems.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 14 2016, 09:26 PM)
Hm.
You can never really run away, it seems.
So you should strive to make others run from you!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 02:54 PM)
This is what the weather looks like here today:
https://i.imgur.com/V3wTPyo.jpg
Keep in mind, it's also 70 degrees Fahrenheit too. Must be what winter in Argonia is like
Looks exactly like here, but drop the temp by 30 degrees at least.
QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 13 2016, 06:18 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 03:13 PM)
Lol. Argonia, Black Marsh, tha filthy swamp where the lizards live. It's all the same 
Oh my. That's like calling beautiful Elsweyr 'the stinky sandbox where the cats live.'
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM)
Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas
I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 14 2016, 12:33 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:24 AM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 14 2016, 05:19 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:15 AM)
I was always more a fan of Azura, Mephala, and Vivec
So I branched out from Daedra there at the end. Considering that Morrowind was my first TES game, and Dunmer are still my favourite race in the TES universe, it fits. Especially considering Dunmer culture/religion in Morrowind.
Oooh ok, see, Khajiit was lacking that context! He thought you were saying Vivec was a Daedric Prince, lol
Khajiit is a fan of Azura, Hircine, and Uncle Sheo! As for the Tribunal, this one appreciates their deeds. And that Almalexia!
Too bad she was a big jerk!
The Tribunal is very active in ESO, but Almalexia is not a jerk in it at all. I just loved her!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 01:21 PM)
Always been partial to Azura. She sort of seems like the least evil one, but I may be wrong there.
She is my favorite too - of course, because she made Khajiit and gave the Chimer their Mysteries !!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:19 PM)
The Tribunal is very active in ESO, but Almalexia is not a jerk in it at all. I just loved her!
Yeah, Khajiit always thought Alma's madness was a relatively recent thing in TES3:Tribunal
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 14 2016, 11:29 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:19 PM)
The Tribunal is very active in ESO, but Almalexia is not a jerk in it at all. I just loved her!
Yeah, Khajiit always thought Alma's madness was a relatively recent thing in TES3:Tribunal
I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM)
I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.
Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 02:02 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM)
I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.
Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!!
All gods are mad, don't worry about it.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2016, 06:07 AM)
All gods are
Fixxed!
Also, good morning!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 14 2016, 11:07 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 02:02 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM)
I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.
Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!!
All gods are mad, don't worry about it.
Gotcha
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:27 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2016, 06:07 AM)
All gods are
Fixxed!
Also, good morning!
Morning 'Rocu!
Sup today, Khajiit?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:53 AM)
Sup today, Khajiit?
Working
Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice..
But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner
But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:19 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM)
Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas
I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews.
I figure it'll probably be more or less the same. And to be honest, I'd be fine with that. My asthma's isn't as bad as it used to be, it hasn't put me in hospital for years, and that's good enough for me.
Asthma doesn´t seem so fun. Why did you get it in the first pla... Oh.
I guess for the same reason I got my near-sightedness...
I guess for the same reason I got my near-sightedness...
Genetics is a bitch.
Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much
Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much
And I apparently have the ability to keep my hair
Seriously, I´ve seen former classmates who are bald..
Seriously, I´ve seen former classmates who are bald..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:59 AM)
Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice..
But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner
Khajiit will not be attending the company party. No alcohol= lame party
I don't drink but I wouldn't attend because of the a-holes I worked with
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 02:36 AM)
I don't drink but I wouldn't attend because of the a-holes I worked with
Lol, oh there's lots of those!
You have them too?
Blimey, they're everywhere! No wonder I have no problem still being unemployed!
Blimey, they're everywhere! No wonder I have no problem still being unemployed!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 08:41 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 02:36 AM)
I don't drink but I wouldn't attend because of the a-holes I worked with
Lol, oh there's lots of those!
Buzz Lightbeer, har!
Time for sleepy Khajiit to sleep. Will chat with y'all in a few hours. Night!
Time for sleepy Khajiit to sleep. Will chat with y'all in a few hours. Night!
*Notes time*
What were you even doing this late?
What were you even doing this late?
Company party for us is today. Catered lunch and then bowling for a few hours. Weeee.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 12:02 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM)
I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.
Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!!
Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:05 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:19 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM)
Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas
I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews.
I figure it'll probably be more or less the same. And to be honest, I'd be fine with that. My asthma's isn't as bad as it used to be, it hasn't put me in hospital for years, and that's good enough for me.
My son's got better as he got older too, it was kind of like he turned a corner and suddenly he wasn't in danger all the time anymore from it. He still has respiratory issues that make him suffer, but has not needed hospital emergency room trips since he was under 10 years old.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:27 AM)
Genetics is a bitch.
Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much
Grrrrrrrr. Grrrrrr. Grrrrrrr.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 03:33 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:59 AM)
Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice..
But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner
Khajiit will not be attending the company party. No alcohol= lame party
You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.
No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 10:39 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 12:02 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 14 2016, 10:54 PM)
I didn't get that far in Morrowind, will have to play it through one day. I have the GOTY edition of it, just haven't been able to play it through yet.
Oh no! Did Khajiit spoil something for you?!!
Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:05 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:19 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 11:27 AM)
Urgh. Gotta go to the doctor's next week for an asthma review. Still, at least it's out of the way before christmas
I hope everything in the review comes back good/better than previous reviews.
I figure it'll probably be more or less the same. And to be honest, I'd be fine with that. My asthma's isn't as bad as it used to be, it hasn't put me in hospital for years, and that's good enough for me.
My son's got better as he got older too, it was kind of like he turned a corner and suddenly he wasn't in danger all the time anymore from it. He still has respiratory issues that make him suffer, but has not needed hospital emergency room trips since he was under 10 years old.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 03:27 AM)
Genetics is a bitch.
Then again, genetics is also responsible for me having the ability to eat what I like without getting fat, so I suppose I can't complain too much
Grrrrrrrr. Grrrrrr. Grrrrrrr.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 03:33 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 01:59 AM)
Me too, sort of, as dad and I are going to the woods today. But I'm deciding how much I wanna work, if at all so you know. That's nice..
But you can look forward to the company Christmas dinner
Khajiit will not be attending the company party. No alcohol= lame party
You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.
No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 15 2016, 09:00 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 10:39 PM)
You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.
No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
Office Christmas parties are the worst because they are people you see acting stiff and formal all year long and acting like the other employees are bugs; and suddenly they are puking onto the boss's car or making out on top of the copier.
I bring my cell phone and take pictures of everything just in case I need leverage later for a raise or promotion.
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 15 2016, 01:58 PM)
Company party for us is today. Catered lunch and then bowling for a few hours. Weeee.
That's the spirit!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM)
Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM)
You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.
No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
Just letting you guys know I'm going to be a lot less active here for the next two or three weeks(in all likelihood). I'm actually typing this one handed, with a wrist support on my left wrist, as a result of hitting a wall earlier. I had received some exceptionally bad news and lashed out. Stupid, I know, but it was that kind of news.
So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.
So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.
Really sorry to hear that, Thorny. Both the bad news and your wrist.
Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas
Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas
Aww, sorry to hear that CT. 
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words.
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 12:24 PM)
Just letting you guys know I'm going to be a lot less active here for the next two or three weeks(in all likelihood). I'm actually typing this one handed, with a wrist support on my left wrist, as a result of hitting a wall earlier. I had received some exceptionally bad news and lashed out. Stupid, I know, but it was that kind of news.
So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.
Khajiit is sorry for your pain Thorns, both physical and otherwise. Hang in there man!
Hey, Khajiit! I just realized this will be your first Christmas at chorrol!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 11:45 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM)
Oh no, dear gods the game has been out fourteen years, lol. I've read two fics that followed the questlines very accurately (Treydoggy's and Helena's); not to mention Alexander's fantastic "Morrowind" fic. Nothing can spoil Morrowind; it is too awesomely complex for any one tidbit of info to reveal too much.
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 07:39 AM)
You never want alcohol at a Company Christmas Party! Someone always tells the boss off; some secretary has sex in someone's office with some executive; five drunk men always undress the CPR Dummy and stick hot dogs and ketchup in his mouth; some woman invariably douses her drink onto a fellow worker; and you can never wipe the image of the people you work with sloshing and oofing around - makes it hard to work with them the rest of the year.
No Alcohol means the party ends quicker, no embarrassing moments, and all you have to do is eat catered food and open a present, laugh a few times. THEN when it is over you can go drink!
Well it actually is pretty funny as it is happening, but the aftermath is the yelling about how much the CPR dummy cost; and how evil everyone becomes when they realize you saw their inauspicious moments during their inebriation. (and that is even before they find out you filmed it and it is the viral vid of the day on YouTube...)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:09 PM)
Well it actually is pretty funny as it is happening, but the aftermath is the yelling about how much the CPR dummy cost; and how evil everyone becomes when they realize you saw their inauspicious moments during their inebriation. (and that is even before they find out you filmed it and it is the viral vid of the day on YouTube...)
Bahahaha!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 01:24 PM)
Just letting you guys know I'm going to be a lot less active here for the next two or three weeks(in all likelihood). I'm actually typing this one handed, with a wrist support on my left wrist, as a result of hitting a wall earlier. I had received some exceptionally bad news and lashed out. Stupid, I know, but it was that kind of news.
So I've sprained my wrist pretty badly, which rules out videogames for a while, and makes typing a bitch.
Aw, I am so very sorry Thorny; for both the bad news and the painful wrist! I hope you see the doctor to make sure nothing is broken.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:09 PM)
Well it actually is pretty funny as it is happening, but the aftermath is the yelling about how much the CPR dummy cost; and how evil everyone becomes when they realize you saw their inauspicious moments during their inebriation. (and that is even before they find out you filmed it and it is the viral vid of the day on YouTube...)
Bahahaha!
I didn't even mention the garter snake in the lunch bag that somehow inadvertently made it into the bosses car; or the pictures taken of him (on the copier) that got tacked up on the bulletin board where his wife happened to see it in passing before he knew it was there.
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:18 PM)
I didn't even mention the garter snake in the lunch bag that somehow inadvertently made it into the bosses car; or the pictures taken of him (on the copier) that got tacked up on the bulletin board where his wife happened to see it in passing before he knew it was there.
Ok that's taking things to another level when snakes are involved! Khajiit hates snakes! Somebody probably would've gotten cut for that, lol
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 06:31 PM)
Really sorry to hear that, Thorny. Both the bad news and your wrist.
Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas
QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 15 2016, 07:10 PM)
Aww, sorry to hear that CT.
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 07:57 PM)
Khajiit is sorry for your pain Thorns, both physical and otherwise. Hang in there man!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 08:18 PM)
Aw, I am so very sorry Thorny; for both the bad news and the painful wrist! I hope you see the doctor to make sure nothing is broken.
Thanks guys. I'll try to stop in most days to say hi, but I doubt I'll manage more than that.
Irritatingly enough, I'm pretty good at typing one-handed. With my left hand.
Then you have not much of an excuse not to be here...!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 04:01 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 02:18 PM)
I didn't even mention the garter snake in the lunch bag that somehow inadvertently made it into the bosses car; or the pictures taken of him (on the copier) that got tacked up on the bulletin board where his wife happened to see it in passing before he knew it was there.
Ok that's taking things to another level when snakes are involved! Khajiit hates snakes! Somebody probably would've gotten cut for that, lol
I do too; and am not the guilty party. But the one who did it may have been fired if anyone had ratted on him or if he admitted doing it.
That company had an open bar at every function; you would have thought they would have learned at some point NOT to serve alcohol to disgruntled employees, lol.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 15 2016, 04:08 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 15 2016, 06:31 PM)
Really sorry to hear that, Thorny. Both the bad news and your wrist.
Here's hopes for a speedy recovery and good dealings with the news. I also hope you check up on us at some point during Christmas
QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 15 2016, 07:10 PM)
Aww, sorry to hear that CT.
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope you can still pop on here in the meantime - even if just to poke out a few words.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 15 2016, 07:57 PM)
Khajiit is sorry for your pain Thorns, both physical and otherwise. Hang in there man!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 08:18 PM)
Aw, I am so very sorry Thorny; for both the bad news and the painful wrist! I hope you see the doctor to make sure nothing is broken.
Thanks guys. I'll try to stop in most days to say hi, but I doubt I'll manage more than that.
Irritatingly enough, I'm pretty good at typing one-handed. With my left hand.
*mALX tries to heal Thorny's hand*
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:28 PM)
I do too; and am not the guilty party. But the one who did it may have been fired if anyone had ratted on him or if he admitted doing it.
That company had an open bar at every function; you would have thought they would have learned at some point NOT to serve alcohol to disgruntled employees, lol.
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 04:28 PM)
*mALX tries to heal Thorny's hand*
Comcast - a great place to
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 15 2016, 08:41 PM)
Comcast - a great place to
Lol, sounds like it!
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