QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 8 2016, 03:07 PM) 
Today I killed at least six actively and even more got caught in traps we´ve set up.
Not enough.
Not nearly enough
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Today I killed at least six actively and even more got caught in traps we´ve set up.
Not enough.
Not nearly enough
No, but those are the ones I managed to get 
The traps are the main thing and they get a lot. At the end of the summer I´ll empty all the traps and collect all wasps in a pile to see how big it gets
The traps are the main thing and they get a lot. At the end of the summer I´ll empty all the traps and collect all wasps in a pile to see how big it gets
Just promise me one thing:
DO NOT post a pic of that
DO NOT post a pic of that
Oh, I´ll post a pic. But since you never click on my links you´ll be safe
Good point
I´m looking forward to see how big that pile gets 
*shudders*
Why the shuddering? The more I have in that pile the less can fly around and bug me
It's a mental image I'd rather not have. Kinda makes my skin crawl a little
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 8 2016, 09:34 AM)
So. Another typical day for rocu: killing wasps, mowing the lawn, killing wasps and putting up the sign saying Private Road. Oh, and did I mention killing wasps?
Wait a minute; don't you mean Rocu Sr. is killing the wasps? Rocu Jr. is allergic to them! Don't be tempting fate by toying with a bee-sting allergy!!!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 8 2016, 05:32 PM)
It's a mental image I'd rather not have. Kinda makes my skin crawl a little
Well, I better stop talking about it then
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 9 2016, 12:49 AM)
Wait a minute; don't you mean Rocu Sr. is killing the wasps? Rocu Jr. is allergic to them! Don't be tempting fate by toying with a bee-sting allergy!!!
Rocu jr has to stand up for himself. Otherwise Rocu jr can´t look at himself in the mirror. Not that it would be any great loss, but still
It wasn´t so bad actually. These ground wasps aren´t nearly as aggressive as those big ones we had a couple weeks back. Didn´t mess with those I tells ya
When I moved to the States, one of the first locals I met was one of these.
You can tell from the image that they're not aggressive, but if you're only familiar with the common yellowjacket ...
You can tell from the image that they're not aggressive, but if you're only familiar with the common yellowjacket ...
I would certainly mistake them for wasps.
Btw, I didn´t know you moved to da States, ghastley. From whence do you hail?
Btw, I didn´t know you moved to da States, ghastley. From whence do you hail?
One may reside in the colonies, but one remains 110% British! (Until I foam at the mouth and fall over backwards).
But it would be British foam, amirite?
QUOTE(ghastley @ Aug 9 2016, 02:43 PM)
When I moved to the States, one of the first locals I met was one of these.
You can tell from the image that they're not aggressive, but if you're only familiar with the common yellowjacket ...
*clicks link*
Gah!
QUOTE(ghastley @ Aug 9 2016, 03:04 PM)
One may reside in the colonies, but one remains 110% British! (Until I foam at the mouth and fall over backwards).
Provided one can remain adequately supplied with tea, of course
Well, well. Seems like you just put another one on the no-click-link list 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 9 2016, 03:31 PM)
Well, well. Seems like you just put another one on the no-click-link list
If there's much more talk of bugs on here I'm gonna have to go watch Starship Troopers
Wouldn´t that buy you a VIP ticket to the counselor´s office?
Been there, done that
Not about bugs mind, but still...
Not about bugs mind, but still...
Then I guess you´ll have something new to talk about
Btw, where is mr Athram today? He like totally missed my trip to the ice cream restaurant
Btw, where is mr Athram today? He like totally missed my trip to the ice cream restaurant
Does anyone ever know where Uleni is?
I hope for his sake that he knows
As the saying goes: Hell knows, Heaven suspects
I'm confused, where's my momma
EDIT: WHAT JACKANINNY KNAVERY IS THIS?! I MISSED MIROKU-SAN GALLIVANTING OFF TO AN JCE CREAM AHOP?!?! HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A MADMAN ICE-CREAM-SCORNED
EDIT: WHAT JACKANINNY KNAVERY IS THIS?! I MISSED MIROKU-SAN GALLIVANTING OFF TO AN JCE CREAM AHOP?!?! HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A MADMAN ICE-CREAM-SCORNED
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 9 2016, 06:21 PM)
I'm confused, where's my momma
I am here!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 10 2016, 12:21 AM)
EDIT: WHAT JACKANINNY KNAVERY IS THIS?! I MISSED MIROKU-SAN GALLIVANTING OFF TO AN JCE CREAM AHOP?!?! HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A MADMAN ICE-CREAM-SCORNED
I got an arrangement in a very tall glass with the ice cream covered by cream, pieces of fruit and meringues. Delivered by a cute girl
Mornin'
*watches Mirocu poke the bellowing Uleni with a stick*
*watches Mirocu poke the bellowing Uleni with a stick*
Think I should start running?
That depends on how much madness you think you can handle
I think Uleni did his worst back when I was new here.
Never fully recovered
Never fully recovered
That sounds about right
But it didn´t stop me from eating chocolate ice cream from that glass
Is there anything that would?
Nah. I´m not squeamish like that. Only if it tastes bad
Actually, one of my fellow ice cream eaters made juvenile jokes when I lifted up a big chunk of chocolate ice cream with the spoon and showed him. And he´s bloody 70!
Actually, one of my fellow ice cream eaters made juvenile jokes when I lifted up a big chunk of chocolate ice cream with the spoon and showed him. And he´s bloody 70!
I can think of something that might just put you off chocolate ice cream forever
Of course, it's not the sort of think one could link to on a forum like this
Of course, it's not the sort of think one could link to on a forum like this
I recon you better not
In other news: Not going to the classic girl meetup tonight. Heavy winds and risk of rain takes the fun out of it. But I will take da bike to da cottage soon instead of da car so that´s something
In other news: Not going to the classic girl meetup tonight. Heavy winds and risk of rain takes the fun out of it. But I will take da bike to da cottage soon instead of da car so that´s something
And as if in response, bloody clouds over here just covered the sun 
Edit: And is that Sheogorath's favoured son I see, lurking in the shadows?
Edit: And is that Sheogorath's favoured son I see, lurking in the shadows?
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 10 2016, 04:51 PM)
Edit: And is that Sheogorath's favoured son I see, lurking in the shadows?
Yup. I saw him too
Hmm, I wonder where he went. And why he went, for that matter...
To the ice cream shop, for ice cream?
*facepalms*
Of course! Obvious really
Of course! Obvious really
Or maybe he´s converted to Popcorn?
A bit of wishful thinking there, perhaps?
Meh, he can have his cream of ice
I´m off now, gotta get to dachoppa cottage!
I´m off now, gotta get to da
You know, with the right kind of bike you wouldn't need that strikethrough
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 9 2016, 01:09 AM)
Rocu jr has to stand up for himself. Otherwise Rocu jr can´t look at himself in the mirror. Not that it would be any great loss, but still
It wasn´t so bad actually. These ground wasps aren´t nearly as aggressive as those big ones we had a couple weeks back. Didn´t mess with those I tells ya
Bold: Your arm isn't bad,
Still, if a bee sting will kill you - kind of taking a huge risk just to see yourself looking back at you. Better to not take the risk so everyone else can still see you!!!!
(and we here at Chorrol can still read the flap of your birdy wings)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 9 2016, 05:02 AM)
I'd love this gif if it wasn't for the green screen background!
QUOTE(ghastley @ Aug 9 2016, 09:43 AM)
When I moved to the States, one of the first locals I met was one of these.
You can tell from the image that they're not aggressive, but if you're only familiar with the common yellowjacket ...
Wow, you moved to the States?
*mALX faints*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 10 2016, 10:13 AM)
I think Uleni did his worst back when I was new here.
Never fully recovered
Back when his signature was "Holden Magroyne?" The first time I saw that I nearly choked to death laughing!!!!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 10 2016, 10:42 AM)
I can think of something that might just put you off chocolate ice cream forever
Of course, it's not the sort of think one could link to on a forum like this
Foxy got everyone on the forum to never eat chocolate pudding ever again when he used to post regularly here, lol !!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 10 2016, 10:46 AM)
I recon you better not
In other news: Not going to the classic girl meetup tonight. Heavy winds and risk of rain takes the fun out of it. But I will take da bike to da cottage soon instead of da car so that´s something
You will ride a motorbike in the wind and rain, but not look at cars and girls in it?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Aug 10 2016, 11:05 AM)
Or maybe he´s converted to Popcorn?
Just ... NO!
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 10 2016, 08:25 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 9 2016, 05:02 AM)
I'd love this gif if it wasn't for the green screen background!
I tried finding one with a decent background(search for "confused travolta gifs" there are dozens of them) but I couldn't find one that looked right.
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 10 2016, 08:25 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 10 2016, 10:42 AM)
I can think of something that might just put you off chocolate ice cream forever
Of course, it's not the sort of think one could link to on a forum like this
Foxy got everyone on the forum to never eat chocolate pudding ever again when he used to post regularly here, lol !!!
And I'm now I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I don't want to know how he managed that.
On the other, there is a degree of macabre curiosity at work...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 10 2016, 03:36 PM)
I tried finding one with a decent background(search for "confused travolta gifs" there are dozens of them) but I couldn't find one that looked right.
Bold: BWAAHAA!!!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 10 2016, 10:42 AM)
And I'm now I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I don't want to know how he managed that.
On the other, there is a degree of macabre curiosity at work...
Well, unfortunately I was also curious when he made some vague reference; and asked him. And got the answer. Urgh... GROSS !!!!!
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