It's not that I'm crazy or anything, but...
QUOTE(mALX @ Jun 3 2016, 01:32 AM)

OMG, Sheldon and Amy had sex, and I missed it?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*mALX's head explodes*
*looks around*
Hmm...
*begins gingerly walking around puddles*
Quite a lot of smut over there, no surprise considering what triggered the explosion...
Ah, writing talent, that could be useful
*removes resealable bag and ladle from pocket*
Well, I guess she won't be needing it now. One could say that at this point the writing's on the wall.
To say nothing of the floor and ceiling, I'd need a stepladder for some of that.
*shrugs*
Ah, well, what can you do?
*tucks bag into pocket, discards ladle*
Anyway, I guess there's only one thing left to do. Always wanted to say this:
Cleanup on aisle three!!