I could have had so much fun with that!
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Damn.
I could have had so much fun with that!
I could have had so much fun with that!
Sorry to disappoint you.
No, wait. The other one
No, wait. The other one
Very well then, we shall just have to go about this the hard way 
Please, knock yourself out
No thanks. I don't joke about with head injuries 
Head injuries are no fun. I got bonked a few years ago, but luckily there was no dain bramage.
Oh, good
^Ba-Dum-Tss!
When I was at school I got hit in the head with a hockey stick. A proper wooden one, square in the middle of my forehead. Bled like a bitch, with a headache to match the next day, but that was about it.
The worst part was that this left me with a scar in the middle of my forehead. Right about the time Harry Potter really took off...
Edit: Bloody ninja raven...
When I was at school I got hit in the head with a hockey stick. A proper wooden one, square in the middle of my forehead. Bled like a bitch, with a headache to match the next day, but that was about it.
The worst part was that this left me with a scar in the middle of my forehead. Right about the time Harry Potter really took off...
Edit: Bloody ninja raven...
Ninja? I beat you with two whole minutes 
SWARLES BARKLEY.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 04:01 PM) 
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 13 2016, 05:57 AM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 12 2016, 08:54 PM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 02:52 PM)
*sharpens knives and looks at your throats hungrily*
Do you know what I do to people who don't like chocolate/mint?
The same thing you do to people who do?
Yup.
He eats both types of people.
With mint/choc chip ice cream.
Oh, nothing so savage as that, I assure you. I just ... tie them in a chair someplace dank, keep open their mouth with a nifty contraption aaaaand force feed them Le Divine et Magnifique Chocolat et Mint.
THEN I eat them.
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 13 2016, 04:33 PM)
SWARLES BARKLEY.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 12 2016, 04:12 PM)
Believe you me, this is just the beginning. I aim to stay in Chorrol for good this time. Other forums are just so meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh. So break out the champagne and bake the cakes! The U-Man is back! Hoohoohoohooo
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 10:41 AM)
QUOTE(Cain @ Dec 13 2016, 04:33 PM)
SWARLES BARKLEY.
My Dad got me this pillow for Christmas. I just hope I don't get hungry enough to eat it .
.
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 13 2016, 11:07 AM)
A pizza pillow?! Madness!!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 11:16 AM)
A pizza pillow?! Madness!!
My dad has always gotten my sister and myself these types of gag gifts, it's part of his holiday tradition
.
Nice pillow! I'm sure there is a risk you trying to eat it when you're drunk
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 13 2016, 12:02 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 11:16 AM)
A pizza pillow?! Madness!!
My dad has always gotten my sister and myself these types of gag gifts, it's part of his holiday tradition
.Oh yeah? Any really good ones through the years?
mALX will like this one:
One time Khajiit received a pair of squirrel pants for Christmas!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 07:38 PM)
mALX will like this one:
One time Khajiit received a pair of squirrel pants for Christmas!
Uh-oh...
*runs and hides*
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 12:21 PM)
Nice pillow! I'm sure there is a risk you trying to eat it when you're drunk
Sadly I don't hungry when I'm drunk, I laugh like the Joker and pass out
.
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 13 2016, 07:56 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 12:21 PM)
Nice pillow! I'm sure there is a risk you trying to eat it when you're drunk
Sadly I don't hungry when I'm drunk, I laugh like the Joker and pass out
.Such fun
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 01:38 PM)
QUOTE(Dark Reaper @ Dec 13 2016, 12:02 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 11:16 AM)
A pizza pillow?! Madness!!
My dad has always gotten my sister and myself these types of gag gifts, it's part of his holiday tradition
.Oh yeah? Any really good ones through the years?
mALX will like this one:
One time Khajiit received a pair of squirrel pants for Christmas!
Squirrel pants?
Wow, you can actually buy pants with squirrels in them? Cool!
QUOTE(mALX @ Dec 13 2016, 01:23 PM)
Squirrel pants?
This is what the weather looks like here today:
https://i.imgur.com/V3wTPyo.jpg
Keep in mind, it's also 70 degrees Fahrenheit too. Must be what winter in Argonia is like
https://i.imgur.com/V3wTPyo.jpg
Keep in mind, it's also 70 degrees Fahrenheit too. Must be what winter in Argonia is like
Argonia? You mean Black Marsh? Or are you talking aobut another game?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 05:02 AM)
Argonia? You mean Black Marsh? Or are you talking aobut another game?
Where is the Eye..? We've been searching for so long...
Don't trust the Playmobil cauliflower! 
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 13 2016, 08:23 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 05:02 AM)
Argonia? You mean Black Marsh? Or are you talking aobut another game?
Where is the Eye..? We've been searching for so long...
It's just across from the Ewe, right next to the Exe.
Yes.
We have. Definitely.
We have. Definitely.
We have what?
Been searching for the Eye... or whatevs... Either way I´m like totally with you guys! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 05:43 AM)
Been searching for the Eye... or whatevs... Either way I´m like totally with you guys!
THE EYE, MAN, EGADS! THE EYE! THE EYE OF ARGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
-IA.
Yeah. Black Marsh 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 05:48 AM)
Yeah. Black Marsh
WHOOOOOOOP
WHOOOOOOOP
Durr.
I would appreciate it if you would talk in English, Uleni. Much easier to understand you that way..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 13 2016, 02:02 PM)
Argonia? You mean Black Marsh? Or are you talking aobut another game?
Lol. Argonia, Black Marsh, that filthy swamp where the lizards live. It's all the same
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 03:13 PM)
Lol. Argonia, Black Marsh, tha filthy swamp where the lizards live. It's all the same
Oh my. That's like calling beautiful Elsweyr 'the stinky sandbox where the cats live.'
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 14 2016, 05:59 AM)
I would appreciate it if you would talk in English, Uleni. Much easier to understand you that way..
But that IS English.
QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 13 2016, 05:18 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 13 2016, 03:13 PM)
Lol. Argonia, Black Marsh, tha filthy swamp where the lizards live. It's all the same
Oh my. That's like calling beautiful Elsweyr 'the stinky sandbox where the cats live.'
Khajiit was only joking, lol
Morning!
Warm day to you friend!
Ehm... I know you mean well, but no thanks. I want cold days, please..
I don't know, as long as it's not hot I don't see anything wrong with a warm day
During the winter months, I do
*points*
-SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!
*points*
-SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!
I'm hoping we get some snow this year. Or early next year at least.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Dec 14 2016, 01:09 PM)
I'm hoping we get some snow this year. Or early next year at least.
I say, when it´s pure ice in the street I´m quite happy to have a Quattro and spiky tyres
Tires? Tyres?
Hmm....
So, how much better is 4WD and spiky tyres than 2WD and spiky tyres?
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