Full Version: The Everything Thread
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^You couldn't make this stuff up
I´m affected by television commercials 
These days, who isn't?
Crocodile Dundee?
*shrugs*
I haven't watched a commercial since I went to streaming media. I'm very happy with this.
Well, you do get the occasional amusing ones. At the moment there's a couple going around on UK TV using the Flash Gordon theme music.
Of course, they're significantly rarer, not to mention more elusive, than the proverbial needle in a haystack...
Of course, they're significantly rarer, not to mention more elusive, than the proverbial needle in a haystack...
I get affected because they have commercials in between episodes of HIMYM, Simpsons, American Dad and Scrubs. All of which I´ve seen a thousand times before 
...
It's quiet...
...
Too quiet...
It's quiet...
...
Too quiet...
Is it? 
Well, it was until I said something.
Saying it´s quiet renders the statement invalid immediately
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 14 2016, 04:41 AM) 
...
It's quiet...
...
Too quiet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0xPKnSpFQ
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 14 2016, 10:44 AM)
Saying it´s quiet renders the statement invalid immediately
But it does at least address the problem
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2016, 01:20 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 14 2016, 04:41 AM)
...
It's quiet...
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Too quiet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0xPKnSpFQ
WOO! TMNT!
*Feels offended that Thorny clicks mALX´s links but not his. But the motorbike runs great so it´s all good. Now it´s off to youtube again*
I still can't remember why I avoid them...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 15 2016, 01:35 PM)
I still can't remember why I avoid them...
Maybe you need to reconsider..?
And maybe I shouldn´t write that and use that emoticon
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 12:38 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 15 2016, 01:35 PM)
I still can't remember why I avoid them...
Maybe you need to reconsider..?
I don't get to use that often enough
It´s a fish! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 04:46 AM)
*Feels offended that Thorny clicks mALX´s links but not his.
BWAAHAA!!!! It is because I'm gooooooood !!!!! BWAAHAA !!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 07:59 AM)
It´s a fish!
*Mirocu swoops down and grasps fish in his talons...*
That squirrel pic was awesome and perfect for the post!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 08:54 AM)
That squirrel pic was awesome and perfect for the post!
I´ve seen quite a few squirrels at the cottage this year which is pretty neat. They´re so quick and nimble and run in trees like they´re on the ground.
How nice of mALX to bring some friends over when she visits me
How nice of mALX to bring some friends over when she visits me
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 09:14 AM)
I´ve seen quite a few squirrels at the cottage this year which is pretty neat. They´re so quick and nimble and run in trees like they´re on the ground.
How nice of mALX to bring some friends over when she visits me
I took a screenshot of us!!!
I didn´t even notice that!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 09:28 AM)
I didn´t even notice that!
You were distracted by Bestie,
*Mirocu thinking about Bestie...*
*mALX struggling to get snapshot set up..."
"Look towards the camera, Mirocu!"
I love these pics!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 15 2016, 10:02 AM)
I love these pics!
Squirrels are smarter than people think,
*
I have a BAD toothache.
*
Aww, sorry, mALX. 
Hope it gets better soon.
Hope it gets better soon.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2016, 01:37 PM)
I have a BAD toothache.
Is there any other kind?
STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 15 2016, 12:37 PM)
*
I have a BAD toothache.
*
EEEP!!!!!!
As someone who had a mouthful of rotting tooth by the time he entered junior high school I can sympathize. (Nowadays I never seem to get cavities. Been years and years and years. Last time I needed dental work it was cause klutzy me somehow jabbed myself in the mouth with fork so hard it slightly chipped a tooth. Time before that it was because one of my ancient military fillings wore out. My dentist compliments me on how well my teeth are holding up.)
-Here! This one´s for you
QUOTE(Acadian @ Sep 15 2016, 02:36 PM)
Aww, sorry, mALX.
Hope it gets better soon.
QUOTE(ghastley @ Sep 15 2016, 03:43 PM)
Is there any other kind?
STOP THAT IMMEDIATELY!
QUOTE(Decrepit @ Sep 15 2016, 03:50 PM)
EEEP!!!!!!
As someone who had a mouthful of rotting tooth by the time he entered junior high school I can sympathize. (Nowadays I never seem to get cavities. Been years and years and years. Last time I needed dental work it was cause klutzy me somehow jabbed myself in the mouth with fork so hard it slightly chipped a tooth. Time before that it was because one of my ancient military fillings wore out. My dentist compliments me on how well my teeth are holding up.)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 16 2016, 10:39 AM)
-Here! This one´s for you
Thank you all so much!
*cries and runs up to everyone, expecting to be hugged*
I JUST GOT BULLIED IN A GAME
AND IT FELT GOOD
*cries yet again*
So what's up, my dandy bandits?
I JUST GOT BULLIED IN A GAME
AND IT FELT GOOD
*cries yet again*
So what's up, my dandy bandits?
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 16 2016, 11:15 PM)
*cries and runs up to everyone, expecting to be hugged*
I JUST GOT BULLIED IN A GAME
AND IT FELT GOOD
*cries yet again*
So what's up, my dandy bandits?
*mALX attempts to hug Uleni*
Have you gotten an appointment yet, mALX?
Not gonna hug you, Uleni, but I´ll quote April O´Neill: You have my support
Not gonna hug you, Uleni, but I´ll quote April O´Neill: You have my support
Today I damn near killed my mother.
I was round hers earlier, and I turned to her, perfectly serious, and said:
Regarding the existence of fruit flies, why don't apples have zips?
She laughed so hard she almost forgot how to breathe
I was round hers earlier, and I turned to her, perfectly serious, and said:
Regarding the existence of fruit flies, why don't apples have zips?
She laughed so hard she almost forgot how to breathe
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 17 2016, 05:07 AM)
Have you gotten an appointment yet, mALX?
Not gonna hug you, Uleni, but I´ll quote April O´Neill: You have my support
Not yet, can't set it up till the workmen are done on my house. I have inspectors coming on Monday. It has eased up some, but still need to get to the dentist.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 17 2016, 01:29 PM)
Today I damn near killed my mother.
I was round hers earlier, and I turned to her, perfectly serious, and said:
Regarding the existence of fruit flies, why don't apples have zips?
She laughed so hard she almost forgot how to breathe
Case #24: Attempted homocide
Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom
-Opening statements, please?
Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom
-Opening statements, please?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 18 2016, 10:54 PM)
Case #24: Attempted homocide
Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom
-Opening statements, please?
Begin statement:
Ice cream.
End statement.
*
Beginning statement:
End statement.
*
Beginning statement:
End statement.
*
-Objection, Your Honor!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 18 2016, 10:07 AM)
-Objection, Your Honor!
Denied!
While we´re in court, can someone tell me the difference between wasps, hornets and yellow jackets?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 18 2016, 02:54 PM)
Case #24: Attempted homicide
Defendant: Thorn, Callidus
Victim: Thorny´s mom
-Opening statements, please?
Fixed that for you.
Evening all
BooooOoooooOooooooring day as usual. So lazy to even get out of the house. Yep, it's one of Those Days.
There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 19 2016, 05:02 AM)
There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy dum diddy-do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU
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