I made no resolution, lol.

Neither did I. "What´s worth fighting for ain´t worth fighting for. It should just come to you"

I should make that my new siggy

I achieved my goal of getting a different job.

Kobby met his, he made top poster of all time.

Of course you did. You have boobs. People just give you stuff then.


I´m signing off now. Got a lot of free time tomorrow and I don´t want to miss it!

Jobs, get out of traffic tickets, have doors held for you, A's on college courses, etc. They are nice to have, yeah they are.

My resolution was to conquer the world. So far I haven't managed but there's still a few months left.

Technically, your own world inside your home would qualify, are you master of your domain? Lol.

My boobs must be horrendous, considering it took me almost three years to find the job at Wal-Mart, beg for the job at the dollar store, and a year and a half to find the job at Target.

You called down the Thunder.

Now reap the Whirlwind.


Empire of the Black Hand, Island Fortress of Needless Gloom and Secrecy

"I the Unnamed Councilor wearing a dark cloak and hood so that my very identity is obscured to the rest of the council have been told that there is another war that looms. The People of Callidus Thorn must be brought to justice."

"Um, isn't this a needless waste of time and resources? I mean, with the levels of power and wealth we control, we could develop ourselves into a Type One Civilization and take over and terraform entire planets....within this very generation. I could be bouncing my grandchild on my knee on Mars!" Spoke the young intern.

"Foolish Intern! Your libertarian values hold no sway over the Council of Needless Warfare, Debt Increase, and False Representation of Democracy! This is the Empire of the Black Hand!" The Unnamed Councillor fired back.

"Sir, you do realize that with the amount of money you would spend on a single day in this war, you could establish a Universal Health Care system and lower the amount of tax the population already puts into Health Care, despite the fact that it's higher than any other nation that already has UHC, and they receive literally none of the benefits of those same taxes?" the Intern questioned.

"Your thinly veiled allegories comparing us to a large North American Country won't be tolerated! Send him into the cubicles of Minimum Wage!" The Councillor fired.

"Also, I didn't get a 'harrumph' before he started speaking...that's just plain rude and nontraditional...where was I? Ah, Yes. 'Justice' for Callidus Thorn...by which I mean the 'Justice Division' of the Imperial Navy! Muhahahahah!™" The Councillor Cackled. "Speaking of which, what level of tech are we going for on this one?"

"Harrumph. Well, he seems to be a Star Wars Fan..." answered a Councilor.

"Prequel or Standard? Cause I won't tolerate Prequel, too much nonsense...literally...a state in which things did not use sense, logic or consistency. Darth Maul was kinda cool, but that's about as far as it went.."

"Well, our use of a Darth Maul Avatar in the last War of Three Fronts, and Beast of Six Backs seemed to incur a negative reaction upon his part."

"Fantastic! We'll go with Standard then...I think I got one of those hummy things laying around here...Hmmm...Inept Henchman! See if this still works...."

Inept Henchman grabs lightsaber, checks discharge port, runs red plasma blade through left eye and back of skull. Inept Henchman #111,453 perishes.

"Eeeeexcellent! The blade still works! Now...what will my Moniker be?"

"Let's see: Darth Tyrannus, played by Christopher Lee, had a modified lightsaber that he was very skilled in, spoke in big words and gilded tones, very suave and smooth."

"Sounds good..."

"Also originally named Count Dooku, as named by Lucas' Daughter, is a Prequel Character, and was pwned by Teen Drama Star with Emotional Problems that would later become Darth Vader."

"*Sigh* Next."

"A general Dark Cloak and Dark Side association from the Role Playing aspect...got a scarred dude with an Australian accent."

"Next."

"A shadow...thing,....that murmurs."

"Next."

"Darth Traya, aka Kreia....master manipulator, made Sidious look like a 7 year old who finished a Connect-The-Dots."

"Hmmmm."

"Also used in one of the worst endings ever in a Video Game."

"Next."

"How about we just go with 'Homegenized Dark Lord with Red Sword?"

"Let's."

Darth Traya? Meh. Old hag. Sidious was far more accomplished. He seriously was to blame for trillions(yes, trillions) of dead people in a war that spanned across entire worlds all over the galaxy and he's done it by silk talking his way in meetings, parties and speeches and while sitting in his office. He also sat under the nose.of the Jedi while being the most powerful dark sider in existence and even wiped them out with their own soldiers bred to obey all orders, no matter how extreme. Thats just some of it. Darth Traya who?

@Black Hand:
Hah! You think your shallow mockery of a Sith Lord will allow you to prevail against one who walks The Jedi Path?

Your generic Sithery will not protect you from the full power of the Jedi Order.

Guardians! Weaponmasters! Prepare for war. The Empire of the Black Hand rises against us.

Shadows! Seers! I need to know what's occuring in the Fortress of Needless Gloom and Secrecy.

Prepare the fleet for full scale mobilization, and get Revan down here, we may have need of him.



An old hag who used the Exile to crush those who turned on her, single handedly annihilated the Jedi Council, and was on the brink on eliminating The Force itself, potentially killing every from of life in the galaxy. And that's before we get to her manipulations of one of the Council, her influence on Revan, and that she kept Mandalore in line with a single conversation.

Sidious was nothing by comparison.

They were all formidable. I miss those games. I remember the shock of finding out who Revan was. Omfg. I threw my controller down, lol

They really should have made KotOR 3 rather than the abomnation that was TOR.

Finding out Revan's identity was definitely one of those "wait, what?" moments. I pretty much went nuts at that point. I really must get around to playing KotOR again, and KotOR 2 with the restored content mod.

No way, I've seen pictures of you. My guess would be in a contest of every woman I've ever seen in my entire lifetime, you would be tied for first place in the Awesome Boob department with two of my friends. I had two female friends who (every time they removed their top in front of me I'd blurt out, "HOLY CRAP!")

Well damn, mALX, how do you get big boobed women to take their tops off? I wanna know your secret XD

*Listens in surreptitiously*

This is Tennessee, women are always yanking their tops off here.

*Shrugs and wonders off*

Wrong bloody continent.

I might just move to Tennessee...

I've had seven women who'd just got plastic surgery boobs and the first thing they did was yank their tops off and demand I feel them - I didn't even know two of them, they were just "friends of friends."

I WANT TO MOVE TO TENESSEE.

*Pulls Kobby over*

Show a little decorum, man. You're embarrassing yourself.

What are you going to do? Someone orders you to feel them, you have to. I'm an obedient kind of person anyway. But when you are coerced into feeling newly false chests, you can't just squeeze them. You have to check the weight, softness or firmness - they want details on how real you think they feel.

NO

-continues to wish he could move to tenesse-

*Raises eyebrow at underlined*

@Kobby: At the very least stop shouting about it.

No need to look that desperate

I agree, maybe even test the tenderness by flicking and pinching some things.

"Can you feel that?" -devilishly grins-

I CAN SHOUT IF I WANT

Anyone know of a good obedience school for werewolves?

*Kiln abstains from posting in order to save his last shred of maturity*

You can't take this beast, thorn. I'm the King of them all, and the King doesn't take orders

We'll see.

*Straps on armour, grabs silver inlaid battleaxe*

Time to bring you to heel.

I can't die

Who says I need to kill you?

Yes, and they actually are a little tender for a while after the surgery (but I didn't pinch any to find that out).

I enjoy pain. Torturing me isn't gonna make me more obedient.

Who said torture?

I'm thinking dismemberment.

Well that was a thoroughly disappointing evening. Went to an incredibly dull house party, and then was offered respite with an invitation to a club from some friends; when I got there, they'd just got in and I had a 45 minute queue to get in, so no showing off my awesome Abraham Lincoln costume for me, and not much having fun, either. Right now I am one pissed off POTUS

Good luck with that

Pain is a big "YES." For me, so you won't get anywhere dismembering me

I would. I have no shame.

One question. Pre or post assassination Abe?

Bloody masochists.

You ruin everything.

Pre-assassination; I picked up a plastic hatchet from a costume shop and made it an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Abe.

I can't help that I find pain enjoyable!! I'm not afraid to hide it either

-shrugs- it's nice, lol

Hmm, perhaps I'll just leave you tied up and alone in an empty room for a few hours, maybe playing some really bad music, Spice Girls or Justin Bieber or something. On the other hand I'm not actually prepared to buy any of those, so maybe just the empty room.

That'll have to wait though. It's gone 1am here in the UK, so I'm signing off for the night.

I was afraid to even squeeze them too hard, lol.

I'm baaaaaaack. Got loads of candy, went to one awesome party and one really crappy one. Pics in the morning, hopefully.

Fun

The hell with that.


I want to move to Tennessee after seeing these posts.