Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 05:26 PM
Naps sound great, lol
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 05:27 PM
People who are capable of napping are lucky, lol
Black Hand
Sep 14 2013, 05:29 PM
Black Hand doesn't do poetry.
Bkack Hand merely meets, exceeds and destroys expectations in relation to challenges.
mALX
Sep 14 2013, 05:30 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 12:29 PM)

Black Hand doesn't do poetry.
Bkack Hand merely meets, exceeds and destroys expectations in relation to challenges.
Even while he is stuffed and sitting on my mantle.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2013, 11:30 AM)

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 12:29 PM)

Black Hand doesn't do poetry.
Bkack Hand merely meets, exceeds and destroys expectations in relation to challenges.
Even while he is stuffed and sitting on my mantle.
Fingers curved in a questionable manner.
Rohirrim
Sep 14 2013, 05:36 PM
If Black Hand was capable of dying, this would happen:
Death: Occupation?
BH: Calligrapher
Death:...I'll just put work-shy layabout.
JK Blackie, I know you work super hard.
mALX
Sep 14 2013, 05:39 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 14 2013, 12:35 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2013, 11:30 AM)

QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 12:29 PM)

Black Hand doesn't do poetry.
Bkack Hand merely meets, exceeds and destroys expectations in relation to challenges.
Even while he is stuffed and sitting on my mantle.
Fingers curved in a questionable manner.
I can put different gloves on it at will, of course one of them is black. Or dangle my necklaces on it. If I'm talking on the phone too long I can stick the handset into the hand and just lean close to it to hear.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 05:41 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2013, 11:39 AM)

I can put different gloves on it at will, of course one of them is black. Or dangle my necklaces on it. If I'm talking on the phone too long I can stick the handset into the hand and just lean close to it to hear.
"Look, this is what happened to the last guy to touch my daughter."
XD
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 05:43 PM
When my niece is older, I'm gonna buy a fake hand, stick it on the wall, grab an axe, and say that to all her boyfriends with a dead-serious look on my face
mALX
Sep 14 2013, 05:44 PM
It makes a good back scratcher.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 05:46 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 11:43 AM)

When my niece is older, I'm gonna buy a fake hand, stick it on the wall, grab an axe, and say that to all her boyfriends with a dead-serious look on my face

My dad would clean his gun when my sister brought guys home XD
Rohirrim
Sep 14 2013, 05:47 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 14 2013, 12:46 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 11:43 AM)

When my niece is older, I'm gonna buy a fake hand, stick it on the wall, grab an axe, and say that to all her boyfriends with a dead-serious look on my face

My dad would clean his gun when my sister brought guys home XD
What, did he not care about you?
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 05:47 PM

I like making children squirm, lol. Especially if it's a teenage boy trying to get a fun time outta my niece
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 05:52 PM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 14 2013, 11:47 AM)

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 14 2013, 12:46 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 11:43 AM)

When my niece is older, I'm gonna buy a fake hand, stick it on the wall, grab an axe, and say that to all her boyfriends with a dead-serious look on my face

My dad would clean his gun when my sister brought guys home XD
What, did he not care about you?

I never brought anyone there lol. I lived with my mom. Bringing them home to her was worse.
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 05:52 PM
My parents barely even let me bring friends home, lol.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 06:04 PM
SNUGGLES CAN READ SOME!!!!
I'm panicking and oh my god so proud!!!!
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 06:05 PM
That's great liz!!! The little guy is growing up
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 06:10 PM
I was writing and he pointed to a word and goes "Hand."
I was like

And wrote "Hi." And he SAYS THE WORD. I had to help him on words like "Mama, Daddy and Love," though.
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 06:11 PM
That's awesome!

Soon he should be reading full sentences.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 06:12 PM
That means I have to wait until he goes to bed to write...and he can't watch me read my site anymore, lol
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 06:17 PM
You gotta watch what you read around him now!
Black Hand
Sep 14 2013, 06:46 PM
Said the delusional squirrel who was defeated so utterly her very perception of reality was skewed. That hand on your nightstand is actually a giant spider next to your hospital bed. Apparently Sergei sent it with his regards.
"You like giant spider for cuddly! she so friending! Only eats you forever!"
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 08:59 PM
My phone just randomly restarted. And earlier it died at 30%. Anyone have any clue what's wrong with it?
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 09:00 PM
It's an iPhone.
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 09:02 PM
You've got a point, lol
I phones are pretty good though.
Black Hand
Sep 14 2013, 09:18 PM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 01:02 PM)

You've got a point, lol
I phones are pretty good though.
Stable OS's.
Everything else is not Scottish; and therefore CRAP!
minque
Sep 14 2013, 09:39 PM
Nothing wrong with Iphones.....I love mine!
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 09:40 PM
Me too. I've gone through a lot with my iPhone
minque
Sep 14 2013, 09:45 PM
As amatter of fact , now I don't even understand how I could get along without it!
King Coin
Sep 14 2013, 09:46 PM
I'd rather get an Android. I know how to write programs for them! Apple, you have to buy a $100 license just to put something you wrote on it.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 14 2013, 09:49 PM
I miss having a NOT touchscreen phone. Though if you handed me one right now, my thumbs would probably hurt and I'd be upset at the lack of games XD
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 10:02 PM
Face it. You can't go back to old phones
minque
Sep 14 2013, 10:04 PM
Nope no old phones for me! But it's a fact that Samsung Galaxy S4 is the ultimate one! My daughter just bought one and SHE has been opposed to smartphones for years!
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 10:06 PM
SOON EVERYONE SHALL TURN TO SMARTPHONES. YOU CAN'T RESIST THE CALL!
King Coin
Sep 14 2013, 10:12 PM
King Of Beasts
Sep 14 2013, 10:13 PM
You're not one of us, KC

SMARTPHONES 4 LIFE!
mALX
Sep 14 2013, 11:24 PM
QUOTE(King Coin @ Sep 14 2013, 05:12 PM)

That's the one I have too, because I can hear who is calling in without having to run to the phone and pick it up to look, (which usually requires finding my glasses first so I can read the screen, lol).
It says the name of everyone in your contact list, or recites the number for anyone who isn't.
mALX
Sep 14 2013, 11:25 PM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 14 2013, 01:04 PM)

SNUGGLES CAN READ SOME!!!!
I'm panicking and oh my god so proud!!!!
Daaaaaaawwwww!!!! What a proud moment for a Mom !!!!!
mALX
Sep 14 2013, 11:27 PM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 01:46 PM)

Said the delusional squirrel who was defeated so utterly her very perception of reality was skewed. That hand on your nightstand is actually a giant spider next to your hospital bed. Apparently Sergei sent it with his regards.
"You like giant spider for cuddly! she so friending! Only eats you forever!"
Black Hand
Sep 15 2013, 12:23 AM
And this is the puppy dog eyes trick.
if you seek sympathy, search in the dictionary after heartless!
Cause Im as.cold as ice!
man these things are not as witty as they used to be...I blame the heat.....
mALX
Sep 15 2013, 12:27 AM
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 14 2013, 07:23 PM)

And this is the puppy dog eyes trick.
if you seek sympathy, search in the dictionary after heartless!
Cause Im as.cold as ice!
man these things are not as witty as they used to be...I blame the heat.....
*mALX wipes tear away, brings peace offering to Black Hand*
King Of Beasts
Sep 15 2013, 12:27 AM
That only works when I do it, mALX

mALX
Sep 15 2013, 12:29 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 07:27 PM)

That only works when I do it, mALX


Probably, I know it always makes me smile when you send it to me <3
King Of Beasts
Sep 15 2013, 12:31 AM
mALX
Sep 15 2013, 12:32 AM
*mALX weeps into hanky*
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 15 2013, 12:33 AM

poor mALX!
mALX
Sep 15 2013, 12:33 AM
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 07:31 PM)


<333
King Of Beasts
Sep 15 2013, 12:35 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2013, 07:32 PM)

*mALX weeps into hanky*

Shh. Don't cry little a squirrel

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 14 2013, 07:33 PM)


poor mALX!
Don't worry. I'll cheer her up

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 14 2013, 07:33 PM)

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 14 2013, 07:31 PM)


<333


mALX
Sep 15 2013, 12:35 AM
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 14 2013, 07:33 PM)


poor mALX!
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 15 2013, 12:50 AM
Liz loves you!!!
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