Full Version: The Everything Thread
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I hope they don't get mad at you then...
Well I'm at work now. I showed up anyways lol
I cracked my tooth eating a cookie, lol
Wow, was it super stale?!
Apparently. My boss brought them in, lol
Boy, if I had a penny everytime mALX said "Spew" 
You'd be filthy stinkin' rich 
I donīt care if Iīm filthy or stinkinī as long as Iīm Richie Rich!! 
My boss gave me cookie weapons
Cookies as weapons? 
You Americans are crazy! 
Yeah, like that was news
You Americans are crazy! Yeah, like that was news
Lol. I cracked my tooth trynna eat a cookie. Might as well use then as rocks since I can't eat them XD
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 09:46 AM) 
I donīt care if Iīm filthy or stinkinī as long as Iīm Richie Rich!!
I'll be Cadbury
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 03:52 PM)
Lol. I cracked my tooth trynna eat a cookie.
*Points*
LAAAAAAWWWSUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!
Nah. He wasn't aware his food sucks
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 09:44 AM)
Boy, if I had a penny everytime mALX said "Spew"
He should have checked it out!
*Points*
NEGLECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
*Points*
NEGLECTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 09:58 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 09:44 AM)
Boy, if I had a penny everytime mALX said "Spew"
Are you an honorary member?
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 09:59 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 09:58 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 09:44 AM)
Boy, if I had a penny everytime mALX said "Spew"
Are you an honorary member?
Founder
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 03:59 PM)
Founder
Of course!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:02 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 03:59 PM)
Founder
Of course!
The significance....? 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:18 AM)
The significance....?
You get a penny every time I say "GAAAAAH!" (like "SPEW!")
Iīd be rich enough with the money from Spew!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:24 AM)
Iīd be rich enough with the money from Spew!
I might need all the "SPEW!" pennies back to send my keyboard in for cleaning. Some of the keys started sticking yesterday.
I never send back royalty money!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:32 AM)
I never send back royalty money!
Some of my keys sound like metal is hitting metal or something. (plastic hitting metal?).
You can clean it yourself. Just detach it from the computer and use a mild solvent or maybe just water on a cuetip (SP?).
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 10:37 AM)
You can clean it yourself. Just detach it from the computer and use a mild solvent or maybe just water on a cuetip (SP?).
I'm afraid I'd break it or ruin it. This keyboard has gone through three computers, but the jokesters on this site have ruined it by making me spew coke, tea, coffee, and hot cocoa on it. It has also had jelly and some crumbs (etc.) fall into it
It is (was) the best gaming keyboard EVAH, but now I can't even see the letters on the keys anymore, lol.
Maybe itīs really time to buy a new one then anyway!
But you donīt have to worry. Detach it, vacuum it on low setting and then use the cuetip with water. Just make sure it really dries up before you use it again, maybe let it dry up over night?
But you donīt have to worry. Detach it, vacuum it on low setting and then use the cuetip with water. Just make sure it really dries up before you use it again, maybe let it dry up over night?
So, I am too understand that you actually do spit~takes?
I must try to be more unexpectedly funny more often...
I must try to be more unexpectedly funny more often...
Or just try to be funny cause that one flew right by me!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 11:02 AM)
So, I am too understand that you actually do spit~takes?
I must try to be more unexpectedly funny more often...
Yes, Liz got me a few weeks back with Stefan listening at the door. Keyboard, monitor - urk.
@ Mirocu - add honey to that list. I just remembered the incident where honey got into the keyboard.
If I take it to the shop and drop it off, they will have it clean by the time I get done shopping or something. I don't want to be without it. I asked my husband and son both for a new gaming keyboard for Xmas, so I probably will be getting a new one.
Your words...I both hear and understand them,....yet I have no idea what it is you just said. I can capture lightning in a jar, and I have no idea what you just said.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:21 PM)
I asked my husband and son both for a new gaming keyboard for Xmas, so I probably will be getting a new one.
I think I would SPEW!!! and fall backwards if either of my parents ever asked me for a gaming keyboard!
And speaking of spit-spray (is that what you called it?) Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone and had them say something that just caused you to spray your drink at the table? (He actually did take me out again after that, but held up shields over his side of the table before speaking (which made me laugh even more).
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM)
Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone
Nope
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Sep 19 2013, 11:22 AM)
Your words...I both hear and understand them,....yet I have no idea what it is you just said. I can capture lightning in a jar, and I have no idea what you just said.
Huh? You asked if I really did spit-spray - and I said yes! (and added that Liz caused me to spray just a few weeks ago with something she said about Stefan listening at a door).
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:23 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:21 PM)
I asked my husband and son both for a new gaming keyboard for Xmas, so I probably will be getting a new one.
I think I would SPEW!!! and fall backwards if either of my parents ever asked me for a gaming keyboard!
Hey, I'd ask the bum on the downtown street corner for one if I thought he'd do it, ROFL !!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM)
Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone
Nope
Show them your left arm. You'll have to beat them off with a stick, lol.
Is Lizzie at work today? I thought she wasn't on the schedule? Grrrr, I wanted to tell her about the obnoxious bananas my husband brought home from the store.
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:34 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM)
Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone
Nope
Show them your left arm. You'll have to beat them off with a stick, lol.
Oh, so thatīs what it is about? And here I was, showing them my right arm!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:42 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:34 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:26 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 19 2013, 05:24 PM)
Has anyone besides me ever been on a first date with someone
Nope
Show them your left arm. You'll have to beat them off with a stick, lol.
Oh, so thatīs what it is about? And here I was, showing them my right arm!
Are you left handed? Southpaw?
Nope, right handed. And lucky I am for that, otherwise it would be weird riding my motorcycle since Iīd be gasing with the "wrong" hand 
I just need I scream at someone. 
Scream at me, I can take it
Too late. I screamed at my boss. I might get fired XD
Oooops
QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 19 2013, 11:46 AM)
Nope, right handed. And lucky I am for that, otherwise it would be weird riding my motorcycle since Iīd be gasing with the "wrong" hand
Really, Lizzy needs to be here today. I'm getting stocked up with jokes to tell her, and by the time she gets home I won't remember a one of them!
It doesn't matter which handed I am when I try to ride a bike as anything but the passenger. I drove 65 miles in first gear once because I couldn't shift it, some little Italian motorcycle, lol. I had already paid for it, and the guy wouldn't give me my money back. Said I had to pick something else off the lot. I was TICKED!
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Sep 19 2013, 11:56 AM)
Too late. I screamed at my boss. I might get fired XD
Urk
My boss just pisses me off sometimes
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