Edit: Seems McB's ridden his crazy stallion clean into the thread this time folks

You like the stallion's glittery booties there?...They match my eyes...*Flutters glittery eyelashes*...
Shame I went all Lady Godiva though eh?...
Ba-dum-tish!...


*Proceeds to canter out...Comes back, gets on horse, canters off again...With snook, well and truly cocked...*...