Full Version: The Everything Thread
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I only consider it old school if you have to blow in the game and/or console..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:12 PM) 
I only consider it old school if you have to blow in the game and/or console..
And yet you tell us that we shouldn't do that?
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 21 2014, 08:39 PM)
*CARRIER HAS ARRIVED!!*
Good afternoon forumites, this is your friendly forum assassin checking
from the field. I'll be at work til late, so...yeah you'll need to entertain
yourselves in the meantime...
Man Noir out!!
Main Noir...Sheesh
...Oh, and...
QUOTE
*Challenge McBadgere To Guiness Drinking Contest, Followed By Literal Pissing Contest...
So, will this be at a brewery, and therefore are we having to organise it ourselves?...
...Dress code?...I'm thinking the full Rutger Hauer here?...With the platinum blonde, yeah?...
Oh, and the inbetween drink chats...Normal fool, or full-on-pretention?...
Looking forward...Gonna be fun...Yeah...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:12 PM)
I only consider it old school if you have to blow in the game and/or console..
Actress/Bishop/Leisure Suit Larry...
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 21 2014, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:12 PM)
I only consider it old school if you have to blow in the game and/or console..
And yet you tell us that we shouldn't do that?
I know but there is still a whole culture based on that
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 21 2014, 09:20 PM)
Actress/Bishop/Leisure Suit Larry...
Y'know, everytime I see you use this I'm faced with a dilemma. Do I:
1) Ignore it
2) Comment on it's apparent overuse
3) Set you up for yet more of them
... *ding*
How long can you keep it up?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:23 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 21 2014, 10:18 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:12 PM)
I only consider it old school if you have to blow in the game and/or console..
And yet you tell us that we shouldn't do that?
I know but there is still a whole culture based on that
Yeah, but isn't that just Nintendo thing?
Seems a little discriminatory
I actually didn´t get what he meant... 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:26 PM)
I actually didn´t get what he meant...
What, McB?
Yup. I know Leisure Suit Larry is a game, did he make an old school game reference?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:31 PM)
Yup. I know Leisure Suit Larry is a game, did he make an old school game reference?
I know nothing about Leisure Suit Larry except that it's an 18 rated game. And not for violence.
As for the whole actress/bishop thing, that's still funny.
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 21 2014, 10:32 PM)
As for the whole actress/bishop thing, that's still funny.
How?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:34 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 21 2014, 10:32 PM)
As for the whole actress/bishop thing, that's still funny.
How?
You mean you don't get the "said the actress to the bishop" joke?
Click here
Aah... Ok now I get it 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:39 PM)
Aah... Ok now I get it
Heh, as with a lot of what McB says, it needs a help file
He´s the reason someone invented the Readme file
And now I´m just eight posts away from joing Kobby as an Ancient!
And now I´m just eight posts away from joing Kobby as an Ancient!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:42 PM)
He´s the reason someone invented the Readme file
And now I´m just eight posts away from joing Kobby as an Ancient!
If you ask me, the NES is possibly the most overrated console of all time.
What does that have to do with what you quoted..?
You need to have a Reame file too!
You need to have a Reame file too!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:46 PM)
What does that have to do with what you quoted..?
You need to have a Reame file too!
You being 8 posts away from Ancient, me being negative about the NES...
Blatant provocation intended to force you into posting until you pass the 10,000 mark
Meh, there´s no turning back now.
-LETS GET READY TO RRRRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
-LETS GET READY TO RRRRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:49 PM)
Meh, there´s no turning back now.
-LETS GET READY TO RRRRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
So now we're talking about the N64?
It has a rumble pack? Didn´t know that
Soon my Oblivion gates will be gone
Soon my Oblivion gates will be gone
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 09:54 PM)
It has a rumble pack? Didn´t know that
Soon my Oblivion gates will be gone
First console with a vibrating controller, courtesy of the rumblepak.
Also the first with an analog stick.
Why sad?
With no Oblivion gates, you can say you've completed the Main Quest without having to let any marr Lothran's game
Rejoice
MY OBLIVION GATES ARE GONE!! 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 10:03 PM)
MY OBLIVION GATES ARE GONE!!
Hah!
Now you're old
See?
I´m not old. I´m ancient!
Fear and respect me
Fear and respect me
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 10:06 PM)
Fear and respect me
Sure, that seems likely
Well, I gave it a shot...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 10:10 PM)
Well, I gave it a shot...
Someone might listen...
Actually, considering the crowd here...
Yeah...
I´m gone too. To ponder about my new forum title
-CHEERIO, FORUMITES!!!
-CHEERIO, FORUMITES!!!
Later
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 05:42 PM)
He´s the reason someone invented the Readme file
And now I´m just eight posts away from joing Kobby as an Ancient!
I'm not the only ancient anymore
YOU NEED TO DIE, I AM THE ALPHA ANCIENT, AND I WILL HAVE NOBODY CHALLENGE ME
Mirocu's ancient
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 21 2014, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 05:42 PM)
He´s the reason someone invented the Readme file
And now I´m just eight posts away from joing Kobby as an Ancient!
I'm not the only ancient anymore
YOU NEED TO DIE, I AM THE ALPHA ANCIENT, AND I WILL HAVE NOBODY CHALLENGE ME
"Stay here. I'll be back."
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 21 2014, 09:24 PM)
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 21 2014, 09:20 PM)
Actress/Bishop/Leisure Suit Larry...
Y'know, everytime I see you use this I'm faced with a dilemma. Do I:
1) Ignore it
*Shrug*...As you wish...
...QUOTE(Thorny-McFishmonger...)
2) Comment on it's apparent overuse
You cannot overuse an Actress/Bishop joke!...It's impossible to...It's like the gift that keeps on giving!...
QUOTE(Callidus-Daffodillicus...)
3) Set you up for yet more of them
... *ding*
How long can you keep it up?
Oh, I'll likely keep inserting them when it's least appropriate...Y'know...I'm good for while yet...
...QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 22 2014, 01:03 AM)
I'm not the only ancient anymore
YOU NEED TO DIE, I AM THE ALPHA ANCIENT, AND I WILL HAVE NOBODY CHALLENGE ME
Then you shouldn´t be slacking on the job..!
There's an ancient raven among us!!!
I know this because I'm a 'knower'
I know this because I'm a 'knower'
QUOTE(Vital @ Mar 22 2014, 08:48 AM)
There's an ancient raven among us!!!
I know this because I'm a 'knower'
Heh-heey!
And yes, Hugin and Munin are indeed ancient. They´ve been around for centuries whispering all the world´s secrets to Odin
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 22 2014, 05:08 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 21 2014, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 21 2014, 05:42 PM)
He´s the reason someone invented the Readme file
And now I´m just eight posts away from joing Kobby as an Ancient!
I'm not the only ancient anymore
YOU NEED TO DIE, I AM THE ALPHA ANCIENT, AND I WILL HAVE NOBODY CHALLENGE ME
"Stay here. I'll be back."
Black Hand, I'm dsappointed.
No Highlander reference?
We have two Ancients, but apparently...
There can be only one!
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 22 2014, 06:52 AM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 21 2014, 09:24 PM)
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Mar 21 2014, 09:20 PM)
Actress/Bishop/Leisure Suit Larry...
Y'know, everytime I see you use this I'm faced with a dilemma. Do I:
1) Ignore it
*Shrug*...As you wish...
...QUOTE(Thorny-McFishmonger...)
2) Comment on it's apparent overuse
You cannot overuse an Actress/Bishop joke!...It's impossible to...It's like the gift that keeps on giving!...
QUOTE(Callidus-Daffodillicus...)
3) Set you up for yet more of them
... *ding*
How long can you keep it up?
Oh, I'll likely keep inserting them when it's least appropriate...Y'know...I'm good for while yet...
...I was going to post an actual reply, then I saw the changes you made for the quotes...
"McFishmonger"? "Daffodillicus"?
You truly are
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ June 47 2036, 77:92 Friedchicken)
I was going to post an actual reply, then I saw the changes you made for the quotes...
"McFishmonger"? "Daffodillicus"?
You truly are
Who?...Me?...
...And then again...You have no idea...
Despite what Blackie once suggested, I do rein myself in sometimes...
...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 22 2014, 03:18 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 22 2014, 01:03 AM)
I'm not the only ancient anymore
YOU NEED TO DIE, I AM THE ALPHA ANCIENT, AND I WILL HAVE NOBODY CHALLENGE ME
Then you shouldn´t be slacking on the job..!
I'm not slacking
SO.
Yesterday surpassed this entire week somehow. As in, instead of just being dizzy, I was a complete moron too.
My job is to switch out old product and put in new product, and either hand the old product to the back room to be stored for later, or to be handed to Price Change so they can put it on clearance. Once I input a code into the system, it changes the way the scanners read it, so we know where it goes, how much we have, etc etc.
I changed the codes on twelve different aisles yesterday, and only changed the price strips on...ten of them. There's an area of the store with the wrong strips and I'm going to catch hell about it Monday.
Then I left my keys in my car and didn't realize it until I was about ten feet from my car...twice.
I ran into my own Achilles heel with a basket while running...
Every time someone asked me a question I just stared at them. My words wouldn't work.
Coffee didn't help, just made me more hyper and prone to mistakes.
Yesterday surpassed this entire week somehow. As in, instead of just being dizzy, I was a complete moron too.
My job is to switch out old product and put in new product, and either hand the old product to the back room to be stored for later, or to be handed to Price Change so they can put it on clearance. Once I input a code into the system, it changes the way the scanners read it, so we know where it goes, how much we have, etc etc.
I changed the codes on twelve different aisles yesterday, and only changed the price strips on...ten of them. There's an area of the store with the wrong strips and I'm going to catch hell about it Monday.
Then I left my keys in my car and didn't realize it until I was about ten feet from my car...twice.
I ran into my own Achilles heel with a basket while running...
Every time someone asked me a question I just stared at them. My words wouldn't work.
Coffee didn't help, just made me more hyper and prone to mistakes.
You're STILL dizzy?!
Dude, that's very concerning
Dude, that's very concerning
I don't think I'm sleeping enough. I'll lie down and will just pass out. I have to drink coffee just to stay awake until bedtime.
Ah.
Take as many oppertunities to sleep as you can, lol
Take as many oppertunities to sleep as you can, lol
I try!!!!
TRY HARDER.
I AM EXCITED ABOUT THIS NEW SKYRIM CHARACTER!
I'm gonna make a new oblivion character and go through the main quest.
Again
Again
I've neer had an Orc character that stuck. I usually just name my characters after me or some dumb name, but I gave her an Orc name.
I usually just stick to human characters lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 22 2014, 01:55 PM)
I'm not slacking
Since you´re not posting as much any more, yes you are
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