Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Why would she do that?
Because, apparently.
Sometimes when I send texts in Swedish she replies in Swedish. This time she didn't. :/
Sometimes when I send texts in Swedish she replies in Swedish. This time she didn't. :/
Well, at least you use Swedish 
I ate ostkaka today.
I ate ostkaka today.
Who is Ostkaka? 
(Jk - I did google ostkaka.)
(Jk - I did google ostkaka.)
Sorry. I just write random Swedish words for Saki's sake. Could have just written cheesecake although over here that's different from ostkaka
Not sure what it is. Like Västerbotten pie or something?
I love cheesecake though.
I love cheesecake though.
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 24 2019, 10:38 PM) 
Not sure what it is. Like Västerbotten pie or something?
This is ostkaka
Tried to insert the pic as it's quite small but apparently it's too "dynamic" for chorrol. Pffh.
Hmm.
Never seen it. Then again, I don't pay a lot of attention.
Never seen it. Then again, I don't pay a lot of attention.
Saki!
I... I.... I thought you were a GEP gun
I... I.... I thought you were a GEP gun
Lol.
The GEP gun is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.
A teep to the face will silence anyone. A follow up ground-and-pound using elbows will make that silence permanent.
I want to do that to all of you.
For fun.
I want to do that to all of you.
For fun.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 04:16 PM)
A teep to the face will silence anyone. A follow up ground-and-pound using elbows will make that silence permanent.
I want to do that to all of you.
For fun.
If there was no insanity
it would be necessary to invent it
-Catbag
I’ll let you Valen my Wood if you Wooden my Elf
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 06:42 PM)
I’ll let you Valen my Wood if you Wooden my Elf
I have not read this in such a long time!
Yeah but Hunchback Yennefer is hot tho
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 07:05 PM)
Yeah but Hunchback Yennefer is hot tho
Get PILLS against my orders!
I have spoken
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 07:20 PM)
I have spoken
I have opened the mayor. When the power drops, go in and go in and go in and go in like the U.S Marshalls and his three daughters, and we lose the vaccine.
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 09:42 AM)
I’ll let you Valen my Wood if you Wooden my Elf
Who else but Quag-athram?
QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 27 2019, 03:34 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 09:42 AM)
I’ll let you Valen my Wood if you Wooden my Elf
Ylenno: Hey-bey, where Buff-Buff at tho? Tell da old gurl to swing on by, eh? I gots something special fierce for her unda the mistletoe HAW-HAW-HAW
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 08:14 PM)
Ylenno: Hey-bey, where Buff-Buff at tho? Tell da old gurl to swing on by, eh? I gots something special fierce for her unda the mistletoe HAW-HAW-HAW
STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or SERVE your sentence! Your mistletoe is now forfeit!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 27 2019, 04:23 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 08:14 PM)
Ylenno: Hey-bey, where Buff-Buff at tho? Tell da old gurl to swing on by, eh? I gots something special fierce for her unda the mistletoe HAW-HAW-HAW
STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or SERVE your sentence! Your mistletoe is now forfeit!
Ylenno: Dat white haired girlyboy of yours can get a present from me too, hey-bey! I’m on wunnuvems Pelinal-style Elven slaying crusade, dig?
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 08:28 PM)
Ylenno: Dat white haired girlyboy of yours can get a present from me too, hey-bey! I’m on wunnuvems Pelinal-style Elven slaying crusade, dig?
That will be the mayor's job.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 26 2019, 11:23 AM)
STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or SERVE your sentence! Your mistletoe is now forfeit!
My hero!
Ylenno: B-b-but I thought dem chicks went for da badboys! What’s all this then???
QUOTE(Acadian @ Dec 26 2019, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 26 2019, 11:23 AM)
STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or SERVE your sentence! Your mistletoe is now forfeit!
My hero!
Anytime...
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 06:42 PM)
I’ll let you Valen my Wood if you Wooden my Elf
Ooh, kinky.
We're walking in the air
I'm sipping on an Irn-Bru
My chilly snowman mate says he would like some too.
I tell him, get your own
He looks as if he's going to cry
I tell him once again, the Irn-Bru is mine
Now I'm falling through the air
I wonder where I'm going to land
He nicked my Irn-Bru and let's go of my hand
You think this tale is done
Not when you nick my Irn-Bru
You greedy snowman thief I'm coming after you
I shouted, get your own
For this I'm going to make you cry
I shouted once again, that Irn-Bru is mine
Now we're wrestling in the air
He's swiped the Bru right from my hand
And now it's with St. Nick and heading to Lapland.
I'm sipping on an Irn-Bru
My chilly snowman mate says he would like some too.
I tell him, get your own
He looks as if he's going to cry
I tell him once again, the Irn-Bru is mine
Now I'm falling through the air
I wonder where I'm going to land
He nicked my Irn-Bru and let's go of my hand
You think this tale is done
Not when you nick my Irn-Bru
You greedy snowman thief I'm coming after you
I shouted, get your own
For this I'm going to make you cry
I shouted once again, that Irn-Bru is mine
Now we're wrestling in the air
He's swiped the Bru right from my hand
And now it's with St. Nick and heading to Lapland.
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 27 2019, 06:16 AM)
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Dec 26 2019, 06:42 PM)
I’ll let you Valen my Wood if you Wooden my Elf
Ooh, kinky.
I’ll let you Uleni my Athram if you let me Sak your Kiri.
Sub my Rosa if you Darkness my Eternal
Mirocu your Crow if you Dark my Reaper
Colonel your Mustard if you Jack my Cloudy
Grits your mALX if you Stargelman my Alexander
Tellie your Ahrenil if you Rade my Lost Ark
Destri your Melarg if you Trey my Dog
D your Foxy if you Callidus my Thorn
minque your Zalphon if you Kiln my Kazaera
King my Beast if you Elizabeth my Hollow
Cheshire your Khajiit if you Imperial my Snob
Jacki your Dice if you Saquira my Ghastley
Cardboard your Box if you ride my Rohirrim
Please, good sirs. I want to be beaten black and blue for putting people’s names in my mouth like that.
Real talk tho, I kinda got misty-eyed listing all the names like that; some of them haven’t been online in ages.
Where have all our old friends gone to? Why won’t they come visit us? I miss them all. I miss them all so bad. We must reunite with them.
Beaten black and blue? Au contraire, good sir! That level of creativity should be applauded!
Young Jennifer Connelly tho
She can beat me black and blue anytime
She can beat me black and blue anytime
If she's not in a Kpop group then I have no idea who she is 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 28 2019, 02:08 AM)
If she's not in a Kpop group then I have no idea who she is
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 28 2019, 09:44 AM)
It's cold as balls in here.
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 28 2019, 11:09 AM)
It's cold as balls in here.
You should come live where Khajiit lives. It was nearly 80 Fahrenheit yesterday!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 28 2019, 05:56 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 28 2019, 09:44 AM)
I.... I.....
I better pop some corn again
Also; 80 Fahrenheit? Tha must be like 500 Celsius!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Dec 29 2019, 12:36 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 28 2019, 02:08 AM)
If she's not in a Kpop group then I have no idea who she is
My man!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 29 2019, 05:53 AM)
Yep! While wearing skates at the same time too! God, the attraction physically hurts.
Bird, 80 F is around 26 C.
Here it was like -15 C 5 F
And its like 17 in the bedroom(heckin cold) so I'm freezing balls.
Where's my jpg when I need it?
If I had balls, they would be cold https://imgur.com/gallery/lBLutJg
Here it was like -15 C 5 F
And its like 17 in the bedroom(heckin cold) so I'm freezing balls.
Where's my jpg when I need it?
If I had balls, they would be cold https://imgur.com/gallery/lBLutJg
@Saki -
Also; where does Khajiit live? Australia?
Also; where does Khajiit live? Australia?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 28 2019, 03:10 PM)
Also; where does Khajiit live? Australia?
Southeastern US. Basically, a swamp, lol
Florida bounced back to warm weather in the past few days. We recently had a few "Florida-cold" days, a type of cold that many other states would scoff at being called cold, and even then most of the time it warmed up later on in those days.
In Florida, we have 2-3 weeks of winter maximum and they often aren't consecutive. The state gets a bit of an identity crisis this time of year, but it isn't long before it becomes hot (or at least warm) again.
Not shriveled enough.
In Florida, we have 2-3 weeks of winter maximum and they often aren't consecutive. The state gets a bit of an identity crisis this time of year, but it isn't long before it becomes hot (or at least warm) again.
QUOTE(Sakiri @ Dec 28 2019, 04:05 PM)
Not shriveled enough.
Surprised though it's that warm this time of year there. Even if it's in the S.E.
THE WHOLE DAY'S GONE BY AND NO ONE HAS POSTED HERE BESIDES ME. I AM DISS APPOINTED.
What I need is tiny shovels. TINY SHOVELS!!*
* Bonus points to the first one getting the reference
What I need is tiny shovels. TINY SHOVELS!!*
* Bonus points to the first one getting the reference
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 29 2019, 02:16 AM)
Surprised though it's that warm this time of year there. Even if it's in the S.E.
But you know, there is no climate change. Climate change is a myth. /s
QUOTE(mirocu @ Dec 29 2019, 08:11 AM)
* Bonus points to the first one getting the reference
Sorry, Khajiit doesn’t get it.
Is it HIMYM or something?
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