The Canderu I told you about awhile back? That fish!?

Yeah. That one. Not going to the amazon, lol

Wait, wait...no...it's a myth.

It's not small enough to enter the urethra of a male, and the one case of...the other gender's mishap, the Doctor was able to remove it with his bare hands by pushing forward and then twisting it around and pulling it out headfirst.

Plus, they *do* smell urea, but the force of typical human urination is too strong for the candiru to swim against, and they hunt primarily through visual tracking.

There's been stories, yes, and most unconfirmed. But try selling newpapers with boring headlines.

EDITED TO ADD:

Okay, there is one confirmed case of it, actually. But again, it's apparently very rare. Probably an infant, and probably as dude was just finishing up.

EDIT 2: Just saw the River Monster Footage...get the Death Ray....

But apparently the fish wasn't 5-6 inches when first entered, but rather after gorging itself on his blood for 4-5 days.

I just watched a episode of river monsters about this fish. I forget the dudes name, but he was taking a pee in the river, and the fish swam up his....

Yeah, just saw it myself, and re-edited. Prepare the for the Annhilation of all life in Amazon...so terrible is this tragedy, even all memory of it must be wiped clean.

Lets get to that task then. Can't risk a fish violating my privacy.

(Ironically from Amazon.com....)

WOO HOO! Congrats!

Thanks. I have to work as a lifeguard in some place where millionaires live. Hell, there were yatchs and speed boats everywhere!

Yep. Most of the calls are pre-scheduled, so I can take my time with my Manuscript brand. But with the Pilot Plumix I can actually do it while taking a poor soul to the ER.

Most EMT's have a reputation (rightfully so, IME) of being brash meatheads with their heads stuck somewhere between their nether region and the 1950's, so when I approach the cranky ER nurse with attempting to be polite and giving the jist without trying to diagnose the condition, they're usually more taken aback by my light touch, than the patient's condition.

Once, I did have my fountain pen on me and was doing the run like that, and as we go to leave, I have her sign my run sheet forgetting all about the pen, she signs, looks at the pen, looks at my left hand and says point blank:

"Do me a favor, sweetie? Marry my daughter, please? Her Man's trash."

I did a double take and gave the sign for "Roll Tide". (Our slang for no need to pre-evaluate or checklist anything, just get the hell out of Dodge.

Well, I expect you to save that sweet little Lindsay Lohan if she is drowning while escaping that facility now!

I dont think it's necessary to save HER

I know you don't want to see my squirrely wrath or HAVE ME WRITE IN GIANT THREATENING LETTERS!

Okay, okay, calm down. Bit it's not NECESSARY to save LINDSEY LOHAN!

-bolts away snickering-

“Okay, that’s IT! Here comes my army of evil ducks!”

Good luck catching me!

-activates force field-

*Army of evil ducks makes a loud sound, shattering Kobby's force field*


"QUACK!"

No matter. I'm immortal! I can't die! -activates the stronger backup force field-

*Kobby was too late activating his stronger backup force field, mALX and army of evil ducks slipped past while he was making the evil grin of victory*

FUS RO DAH!

See? I have the power of the voice!

-activates extra backup force field-

*Army of evil ducks begins attacking Kobby. mALX ignores Kobby, slipping past him and goes to his house. By now she has grown to giant proportions and turned GREEN. She picks up Kobby's pocket rocket, ready to bend it into a horseshoe*

"BWAAHAAA! No one hurts that dear sweet little Lindsay Lohan!"

-laughed evilly as he presses self destruct button that will destroy his house-

Go ahead. Enjoy! -disappears into a cloud if thick, black smoke and teleports to secret evil lair-

*mALX grabs through the black smoke, latching onto Kobby's hoodie*


"GOTCHA! BWAAAHAAAA!"

-Kobby transforms into werewolf and gets into an epic fight with mALX-

I CANNOT DIE! -bites mALX's shoulder-

*mALX reveals the green coloring is really a coating of antifreeze. Kobby's werewolf is poisoned. He immediately goes blind and starts having weird hallucinations while feeling woozy. mALX sprays him with "Dog-Away" while he is incapacitated*


"I'll give you the antidote if you promise never again to wish harm on that dear sweet child Lindsay!"


*mALX holds the antidote up*

"Love Lindsay or else..."

-The real Kobby watched as his clone is poisoned-

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NEVER! -Kobby disappears-

As much fun as it was to watch that person write, I think I enjoyed the music a little more.

I totally want to learn how to write like this now.

*Maxical comes to the rescue of mALX, transforming into her long dormant werewolf form...*

-watches the battle from secret hiding spot-

*Maxical puts her werewolf's superior scenting to use, it tracks down Kobby in his lair*

-Kobby stands on the roof of his lair and watched as Maxical approached. He grins wickedly and transforms-

*Maxical's werewolf tears Kobby's to shreds, she eats him till there is nothing left*

I'm immortal, lol. -Kobby regenerates-

On a different note.....

THERE'S A SPIDER BIG ENOUGH TO TRAP AND EAT A BIRD!!!!

"Even immortal, you can't live inside my stomach, BWAAAHAAAA!"


*Maxical's werewolf shows Kobby he is just a spirit werewolf now, and is under her control*

Nah my soul is too powerful for you to control

*Maxical's friends throw a party for Maxical's victory over the evil Kobby*

Say, we're both werewolves, Aren't we on the same side? Lets go terrorize some vampires. Barren mine is full of 'em!

"Okay, but not Barren Mine. Let's go get Malan! My friends will help, too!"

Ooh! Sounds like a plan! He doesn't stand a chance

"Come on everyone, let's go!"

One time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my



















Flute case because I take care of my instruments.

Malan is going DOWN!




Lol, Liz. I wonder how many people will fall for that one

Just you, KoB XD

No, I was actually wondering why there was a big space in between the sentences

Then I figured out what you were trying to do, lol

Sleeeeeeeeeepy. All day day tomorrow...

You know, you're stronger than you think you are. You work a hell lot dude...

Thanks. I'm tired lol

You have a good reason to be too. You need a break Liz, you're working yourself sick. Even the strongest of people need breaks, lol

What is this? A werewolf rampage and you don't invite Vera?



Oh and Lycus Desselius would want to join!