Strangely enough, with my awful mouth, no. But we keep it toned down when he's here.

Lol. You've got a filthy mouth? That's a

Ah, what am I saying. I swear around EVERYONE

Yeah. Uhm... I swear really bad. Some of the phrases I use are...graphic lol

Same. The problem? I have a temper. Temper=swearing at strangers=trouble for me=a criminal record, lol

I think you need some of my patience lol

Please. Before I hurt someone badly, lol

You're so sweet, I can't believe you'd even get mad.

I have a real nasty temper. I don't like it, but I get mad easily. I'm learning to control it though. I've been doing better lately

I'm glad. You're my bestest buddy on here!!

And you're my bestest buddy here

Don't worry, I try and make sure my temper doesn't get me into trouble

Good!!!!

Say, do you have a spare chainsaw or flamethrower? There's a giant spider harassing me...

Nnnnnnnoooooooooo lol

I swatted it away with a newspaper. It fell behind the bed. I'm doomed

You'll be fine XD

No, I won't. The spider will remember this encounter, and want revenge!

I've seen that pic before XD

and i'm gonna be the next victim...

He´s gonna be eaten up and you call yourself a victim!


Poor Liz. I really do hope your job situation gets better..

Yeah, me too. Like this morning:

The Boy: Do you have any idea what’s for lunch?

Grits: Yes. For the fifth [censored] time, it’s a meatball [censored] sandwich.

The Boy: OK, thanks.

Oh wait, maybe I don’t.

LOL Grits!!

Don't wanna go to school. Oh well. At least it's Thursday

Okay! My DM should be visiting today and I have two interviews and possibly people coming in to help. I'm feeling good about today. Then tomorrow, my sister's bachelorette party! That's... A whole other thing.

lol. busy liz is busy XD

So you're planning her party or something?

EDIT:

I have two study halls in a row and nothing to do. I'm bored/ that's not good. when i'm bored I get into trouble

So the cashier who quit showed up, saying he didn't know hos GF did that...

Another contrition my funeral jag,
Here's my resignation I serve it in drag....

Meatball sandwiches! I'll be right the [censored] over!

about two ore hours left os school. During those two hours i have study hall, and nothing to do. -sigh-

No, that was meatball [censored] sandwiches - they're much spicier than the regular variety!

this us one of those times that i REALLY wish oblivion was playable on a mac....

I thought [censored] meatball sandwiches were the spicy ones!

some girl from my math class keeps flirting with me. The problem with that is she's pretty much breathing down my neck. all i can say is SHOO,

Should have kept that long hair, then you wouldn't feel her breath on your neck. (your hair would act as a shield)

My hair is down to my shoulders....

It was down to my chest before, lol

Get some big hairy spider and stick it on your neck. See how close she gets then! BWAAAHAAA!

I ran away, lol. I'm hiding in the art room

DON'T RUN FROM LOVE KOB!!!

But I prefer the art room, lol

Pansy. XD

I've been dealing with her pestering me al week, lol. I LIKE MY PERSONAL SPACE

I agree, she might be able to cook! Did you ever think about that?

But I like my radioactive food

Well, I got thinking about it - she could be a minor, may be best to steer clear in this case. At 22 and going to school with 16-17 year olds - could end up in BIG trouble. I advise hiding in the Art room to avoid legal difficulties - and make sure you aren't alone hiding in there, she could sneak up on you from behind and jump on you like a frog leaping onto a lillypad, lol.

Exactly. That's another thing. And Im outta school now.

Yeah, when I was advising you that she could cook food for you, I wasn't remembering you were over legal age and she might not be.

[Insert humourous and slightly left-of-field comment about KoB's current situation here]

Shaddup, I've had a long day...

On the other hand, Kobby, you’re the same age as the first year teachers. And you know they have jobs.

Tell the girl that you only date teachers.

Flirt back, homeboy! But just flirt. Maybe a kiss or two. No further than that. The evil we call the Law enforced by the tyrannical government forbids any type of close encounters.

Yeah, I Darkness Eternal, would be considered a pedophile because at the age of 18 I almost had sex with my 17 year old girlfriend. Did I mention the fact that I was also 17 at the time until I turned 18? I guess in the United States people turn into sex offenders over night, huh. /sarcasm.

As much as I hate the law, I'll have to tell you to stay clear from this one.

But don't be the anti-social weirdo. Become . . .a PUA! Join the Initiated.

Oh, what is this? Does my presence unnerve you guys? Why do you flee like sheep!?

You sound like a crazy person, DE. Please stay away from my at-this-point-entirely-theorietical children.