ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


I may have to start my own thread about my son XD He's too much cute in one tiny being XD Hubby is trying to get him to say "I love you mama!" and instead of saying mama, he goes Dora, Diego, nana, six, television, daddy, and Snuggles. He's laughing so hard he has the hiccups XD

Awwwww...I love it when they do that...I remember my two being that sweet... ...

Now it's all "Oh my God!! You people are BUMS!!" and "Dad, do remember back when you had hair?..." ...

GAAAAAAH !!!! Robert has ... no hair? Now I have to re-read your "Knights" story and visualize him differently!

Ahahahahahaha!!

...No, McWylde has lovely hair...Full head of hair...As Heroes™ tend to do... ...

Sadly, I have a wonderful expanse of forehead showing...And it's thinning on top...(the hair, not the forehead)...And the sides are going as white as the driven snow, as they say... ...

So, variously, I curse my father, the wife and the kids for the state of my (lack of)hair... ...

Pssh! Who needs hair, anyways?? That's what hats are for!!

I like the white hair on the sides look, if you spike the sparse stuff on top and die it green (ask Uleni for instructions on how to make the spikes stand straight up) everyone will just think you shaved the forehead part for an interesting style.

My dad started losing his hair on the cap line before he was 28, I guess I was lucky not to be a son or I'd have inherited it.

Yeah, my dad was much the same...I think I was a bit later than that when I started...I can't remember...But once it started, that was it...

Oddly enough, my brother who is 5 years younger is far worse than I am...He's gone the complete Mick Fleetwood now...Including the long back and sides bit...

Oddly enough, I was reflecting with my step-dad/boss about how the one of us that has had the absolute least to do with our dad down the years looks the spitting image of him now... ...It's quite scary actually...

Obviously my mother learned her lesson...My step-dad looks exactly like Brian May with the all the curls...And his is all natural!...Swine!!... ...

As for the spiked hair...Sadly, I think the amount of time I go in the headphones, the spikes would get ruined...Unless I incorporate the trough into the design... ...



EDIT!!!...I'm not suggesting that my dad is Mick Fleetwood btw...Just that he looks a lot like him with the beard and lack of hairness...And thusly does my brother look much like him... ...

Lol, I knew you meant just looks like Mick Fleetwood, lol. Wow, Brian May! WOO HOO!

My youngest son has long hair, I don't know why but I picture him beginning to bald on top early - and end with the Mick Fleetwood look too.

Uuurgh. Must. Have. Coffee...

Do it, McB! Lets punk ourselves up and spike things to a rigid stiffness! Oh yeah! *plays airguitar while headbanging*

So yeah, my year as a junior ends and now I'm a sophomore. The in-between meatheads of High School. Time passes quickly, too quickly, if you ask me. This week I've been busy constructing my timetable and breaking my brain at what classes I should take. In the end, I took all of my tutor's suggestions and that was that.

Plus, this year's juniors are seriously f+*&ing wild. The majority of 'em are delinquents. Some of 'em had tattoos. I joke you not, REAL LIVE TATTOOS. It doesn't help that some of them are already stirring stuff up with some of my colleagues. Being a little hotblooded themselves, I predict a little trouble on the horizon.

I've been busy with THAT guys, how about you? XP

is a good thing . . .

I know, it was just thinking and writing - woke up all stiff and achy, feeling like I'd been beaten with a stick or something, and my mind feels like I just did the SAT's again! Desperate for coffee.

So... is this not the time for my Good Morning song?

Lol, as long as it isn't too loud

Or too boisterous.

Wha…? What kind of morning song is NOT loud and boisterous?!

But perhaps I’ll have another cup of tea first.

I think I need to go back to sleep a while, lol. How about a lullaby?

You okay there? I feel pretty good, lol. I accompany my drinks with several glasses of water XD

That's a great idea. Must admit to feeling a little frail this morning. I may have over committed on the Good Morning song!

So...

Go to sleeeeep, go to sleeeeep, go to sleep lit-tle... *Grits falls back into bed*

I am now. 5 cups of coffee, 3 cigs and bacon sarnie later...

Sooooft kitty waaarm kitty...

"Little ball of fur..."

(I wore that shirt yesterday)

Little ball of fur!

WAKE UP! RISE and SHINE! ON YOUR FEET! DROP YOUR...

Let's just leave that one there, shall we?

Cannot believe you all are so wimpy. One all-nighter and pfffft. Tsk tsk. And I am probably older than the lot of yez.

And being old(er) and therefore wiser, I got a full 8 hours. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the wild honey bees that nested in the woodpile are out and about....

So... how about some vigorous calisthenics?

All together now:

LIIIFT the coffee (or tea) cup

SIP 2, 3

LOWER the cup

BLINK 2, 3, 4

Finish the beverage

Pull the pillow back over your head and .... SNOOZE

So down for this! Let me refill.

Ummm...*Plink-Plink*... ...

@ Treydog... ...I got just over half that... ...Energizer bunny got nothin' on me... ...

What?...

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There are also donuts....

Assorted flavors, including maple glazed and cinnamon powdered

Wait, did somebody say donuts? *mALX wakes up, looks around with "glazed" expression*

Ahahaha!

I'm eating CHEESESTICKS!!! Mmmmmmm...

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr

Which I just apparantly did. For three hours. Without intending to.

With my face on the keyboard...

And... for the second time today:

Coffee. Need. Now.

I think I hit my peak as soon as I got up, because I'm i'm ferggin' exhausted, lol. ubs is sic and wants chick-fil-a. Snuggles is cranky because Nana plops him in front of the TV and we don't watch a lot of tv here.

Sigh. Can I go to bed now?

Gotta love the pet names for your family members, Liz. Your husband is Hubster and your kid is Snuggles

There's a woman on my facebook page who calls her hubby Husbeast, lmfao.

But what are you called? What is your pet name, Liz?

Snuggles calls me Mama, or Pretty, depending on his mood XD

Hubby calls me by my name lol

Well, isn´t that unimaginative?

Well, unless he's feeling lovey-dovey, then he calls me baby lol

Knowing me and the general contempt that I hold for anybody under the age of 16, I would probably address any children I had (god forbid) as 'spawn'.

I don't like children.

I don't like kids over the age of ten usually. That's around the age that they hit puberty and get all sassy and defiant.

Too late to think about that now, huh?

YEAH, well, at least I had a boy. I remember myself going through puberty and sometimes it still seems to be going on XD Like female puberty is a lifelong curse and women are forever going to be cranky and grouchy and snappy until they die.

Not necessarily. It's never too late to abort your child.

-smacks head-

I may "abort" my husband. He's talking in an english accent and trying to teach my son how to do that XD

And one wonders just what is wrong with speaking in an English accent, what?

If you're English, nothing at all.

If you're an American male completely butchering it and doing so PURPOSELY, then I'll sock you in the mouth XD he knows I adore different accents and he does them badly to irritate me XD

His "Russian" accent sounds very much like his Irish one, for example. And his Hispanic accent sounds almost Swedish. I don't... I don't know if he has issues in the head or what XD He cannot differentiate between a lot of accents.

Yeah. A forum warning to Mrs. Liz might be in order, huh?

Nah, I ain't that cruel.

Honest.

And I suspect some people would accuse me of butchering the English accent on a daily basis Put it this way, my accent becomes posher when i go visit my mother...

Speaking of accents, a customer came in with the most GORGEOUS accent I've ever heard. She asked me to help her and she was talking on her phone with her friend and I was like "Please talk some more. I want to marry your voice!" XD She had Rebel Wilson's type of accent, which I think is Australian.

There's a family from Nigeria that comes in every Sunday afternoon after church. I could listen to them talk all day as well!