I mean, really. Two people leaving. Who's gonna cover for me?!
*mirocu steps forward to earn an easy buck*
Considering all the horror stories we've heard from Liz about her job, I don't think that there's going to be anything about that buck that's easy...
Speaking of horror stories...this woman came in with her three horrors. Boys. All under ten, all screeching and yelling and swiping things off the shelves. what did she do?
"Settle down, children." In the most deadpan voice I've ever heard.
AND SHE HAS ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY.
That sounds like me with my children anywhere we went. (Except they would have staged a food war with the swiped stuff). The stores around my house used to pray they could lock their doors when they saw me getting out of the car with my boys.
*mALX speaks in quiet voice* "You guys settle down, now."
The "deadpan" voice comes from living in the middle of what constitutes an F5 tornado 24/7 (raising three banshee boys).
But I will say this, they all grew up to be wonderful men anyone would be proud to be the mother of.
By the sound of it, I get the feeling that we would have got on just wonderfully if I had had to deal you and your children when they were younger, mALX.

Wait, would you have had a weapon in your hands? (a.) and (b.) would it have been aimed at me or the boys? Lol. The main point is, you would like them NOW, lol.