Lizzie's on now, too? This is unforeseen! And yeah, Kobby, its really hard to do rhymes with writers block!

mALX you can't use shucka, that's for suckahs, you fool!
Too many times in a row, you're-a making me drool
My brain is starting to fizz, I can hear the parts hiss
As I try to comprehend the p*** you're dribblin', miss!

Yo Uleni,
Your rhymes are old,
You can't dethrone the king,
Cuz your rhymes are whack,
I'm as cold as the snow,
And I aint holdin' back,
So quit flapping your tongue boy,
Before I tear it out your mouth,
You're just hopped up on sugar,
And candy,
And all them sweets,
You couldn't last a minute against my beats,
So get up on your own feet,
And stop looking for support,
Cuz you've unleashed the beast,
You so called king from the east.
So bring it on kid,
I'll smash your rhymes,
Just like when the walls collapse in the mines.

OMG, now I see what you're saying.
You two guys ain't just playin'.
Kobby nailed me down, Uleni put me under
The Godfather and dragons stole my thunder
So tail between my legs, I'll step off the stage
And when I do I'll keep watching this page,
To see which of you can write the best rhyme
Holden Magroyne or Kobby next time.
Or will the Lizzeh clean house with both of you?
Don't forget she's rhyming too!

mALX steps down and lifts her hat, shucka shucka shucka shucka
mALX lifts her hat, shucka shucka shucka shucka
OG mALX steps down from her throne,
Shuts the door, goes on home.

Shucka shucka shucka shucka
She goes on home shucka shucka shucka shucka



OOC - I gotta say, Kobby and Uleni - you guys are Awesome! Just no getting mean to make something rhyme there, Kobby <3




*

Thanks

I apologize if I get too carried away.

Ooookay, here we go,
Lizzeh over here has got the floor
Stackin' up to these boys like a row of dominoes
Will she topple them both, or fail to flow like a pro?

I edited my last post because I thought it was a bit mean, and I don't want to offend Uleni.

<3

*crazy chelsea grin*

The last one had a sting,
I'll give you that much,
But the rest are jokey whack,
they simply have no natch.
So watch as I pull those BDSM 'chains' of yours,
and wipe the floor with your furry face with a clownish adore!
You see, Kobby Ko, I'm a Killer 'o' Kings
Pimp-slamping them sovereigns with a smile on me face!
I gotta say, and truth be told, you really are on The List;
To Smote, To Own and then To Purple-Nurple-Twist!

I'm the Godfather, like dear old mALXIE said,
Your dragons ain't worth my time, so here,
have a dime.
And buy some sweets for dear old Uleni,
CAUSE I SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA GOT SUGAREY ON YE!
I rip and tear and cannibalize your brain!
I will show you why they call me the Prince of Pain!
For example,
You're Ned Stark, bound and gagged, and I'M SER ILLYN PAYNE!
Its a hopeless battle,
I'm like Sauron boy,
Tall and mighty and INVULNERABLE!
You draw my Wrathful Eye, you gonna be reduced to a CRAWL!
Hell, I'll even be Lord Voldemort for ya,
and wave my wand towards ya,
And say with a kissy face 'Avada Kedavra'!



EDIT: I'm not offended, Kobby. Actually, this is a good way to get the creative juices flowing So rhyme away brother! It takes a lot to offend me so don't worry!

You kids these days with your rap music and whatnot.

You call yourself the killer of kings,
But I'm the master of regicide,
How do you think I got my position,
What, you thought I trained butterflies?
You call my rhymes whack,
But you can't grasp reality,
You're blinded by ignorance,
You can't see the truth,
You're not cut out for rhyming,
And I may not be the best,
But I'm the beast of this game,
And you are the prey,
A pawn in MY game,
So remember this boy,
You can run,
But you can't hide,
Cuz the King Of The Beasts,
Is already inside your mind.

Ooh, Avada Kedavra Curse, huh? One of the three Unforgivables! I had to think hard on that one, been too long since I've visited Hogwarts in books or movies!

Much as I like to reply now, I have a business to attend to, so yeah, I'll post when I come back.

*Arnold's voice:

I'll be back.

Uleni cops out cause it's time for school
Time to learn the golden rule
Gather your books up and grab your lunch
Wolf down a snack to tide you over till brunch
Ride that bus, drive or walk
Listen to your teacher talk
While inside your mind is rhyming
Teacher springs a pop quiz, damn her timing!
Uleni hurries home, boots up the PC
Chugs down a snack and drinks some tea
Hurries to the Coffee shop to make his rhyming post
Only to find the new topics have choked
The rhyming thread is no longer there
Uleni screams and pulls out his hair.
Yelling GAAAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAAA NYAAAAAA Shucka shucka shucka shucka
Yelling GAAAAAAAAAAA NYAAAAAA NYAAAAAA Shucka shucka shucka shucka

-giggles-

Lol !!!

I do know a rapper who is kinda coolz
Unlike the rest here, who really are fools
So stop clash the rhyme and get on yo feet
There is other music and not just the beat!

Yo

Yeah, the creative rush I had is now gone, I can't make any rhymes anymore, so I guess Kobby's the winner in this battle! Well done, brojangles, that was quite the fun! We should do this more often

Good rap battle

We should do that again sometime


EDIT:

I have a Plasma Ball!!

EDIT:

And a Video! ignore the song, lol. And the crappy quality

Ah the joys of unpredictable weather.

The fluctuation between hot ond cold lately has really taken a toll on my sinuses.

It is driving me nuts!

Funny you mentioned rap battles. I was watching some rap battles last week and I laughed my butt off. Most of them are all free-style!

I'm not good at freestyle rap. I only won because Uleni couldn't continue, lol.

Some rap battles are interesting to watch, especially when they're freestyle.

SPEAKING OF RAP BATTLES!!!!

Anyone watch Epic Rap battles of History? They posted Ghandi versus MLK and I LOST IT, lol.

Have you seen ave Lincoln vs chuck Norris, or mr. T vs mr. Rogers?

Those have to be my favorite. OOOH, and darth vader vs hitler!

I've seen every. single. one. XD

Beethoven vs Justin Bieber is one of my faves. As well as Stephen Hawking vs Einstein. Ohhhohohohohohoho. Mi gusta mucho.

I've seen all of them too

Napoleon vs Napoleon was pretty good too!

I hated that one. SO MUCH.

So be it that's your opinion.

I liked the Moses vs. Santa one

Then again, I like pretty much all of them.

I can't believe they got Snoop Dogg for that one. Erm...Snoop Lion...Uhhh...a relevant rapper, lol

Somehow I'm a bit relieved that I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

I liked snoop dogg's part in that one, because I like snoop dogg, lol. I think Chuck Norris vs Lincoln will always be my favorite though.

I love that one. XD

"I AM CHUCK [censored] NORRIS! I'VE SPREAD MORE BLOOD AND GORE THAN FORTY-SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WARS [censored]!"

That's gotta be my favorite part in that one. I know all the words

Same here, lol.

ERB is epic

WELL, lol

... Yeah...

I can't find the controller for my Xbox

I put it down somewhere, but I don't remember where!

EDIT:

Found it! I was holding it the whole time

-panics- My mouth is starting to hurt again!

How on earth can you manage that?

Actually... I know how you can managae that, because I do things like that all the time. Haha.

Just popping in quick to let you all know about updates. You've probably noticed i've been popping in and out recently, and thats because I've been spending a lot of time catching up and reading stories

I plan to post the first chapter of my Oblivion post soon, but I wan#t to do some more reading before I do

Hope you all have a good day!

WOO HOO !!!!

I'm eating blended chili....

I think I'm gonna be sick.

...... Why?

They pulled my tooth yesterday, and *I'm not allowed to eat solid food for a while.

Oh no I can't imagine haveng to eat everything blended... I like my food too much!

What did you have with the Chili?

I don't really know what was in it other than beans and meat. My sister made it for me, because if I even go into the kitchen, I would most likely destroy something in it, lol.

Haha!

It's strange, I had a similar situation with my little sister. She LOVES spaghetti bolognaise... but one day she complained of a toothache so, like you, we blended it to see if it would help, and she HATED it! Despite the fact that it was exactly the same food. Strange...

I don't like chili anyway, so it didn't taste any better blended

Hahaha! i see, that explains it

Ever try blended pizza? -retches-

Oh god. I imagine all the grease! Belch!