Liz, I'm terribly sorry your store had a theft, and relieved that you weren't hurt.

It is finally a proper-looking spring day here in southwestland. Lovely.

Oh and thieves are b*****ds. Cowardly sh*ts.

YO!

Acadian's a Moderator now?

Whaaaat?! Am I the only one seeing this?

IM SEEING THIS TOO

What sorcery is this?!

IT'S INSANITY

How did he become one?! This is a big whopper wrapped in banana-pancakes-awesome-latex-supah-magik Saran Wrap with sprinkles on it!

I'm not sure, but its madness!

Sheogorath must be pleased


Acadian, please be merciful! I'm an obedient little monster -hides in corner-


Just kidding



Congrats on your new position

Congratulations my friend! We have a paladin to defend us from the trolls and flame monsters!

Yes! Please, have mercy upon us lowly wretches! We will dye our hair blonde if it pleases the Overlord!

JK

But yaaaanghh. Congo Rats Ulation on your new position, Acadian!

GLOBAL MODERATOR?!




Congratulations!!

GAAAAAAH! Congrats Acadian !!! WOOOOOOOT !!!! Yes, cake all around!

His name is shiny red now too! Ahh, but the perks of being a boss! Having you in our RP will do wonders for our street cred! Oh yes, HAHA!

Thank you, friends. I was so asked by our wonderful administer/moderator team. Given the joy I have received from this forum, I could not refuse the opportunity. I look forward to serving our wonderful little community.

Shhh.

I've calmed down. Sometimes I need to rant and rave. I'll still be working out, but it will be for self-defense, not chasing shoplifters. As much as I kinda-sorta like this company, I'm not going to risk my life, as you said, over a TV tray.

I take theft very personally. Over the course of my life I've had a LOT of things stolen from me from "friends" and "family, and I can do something about THEM, but it angers me when I can't do something about some random guy running down the sidewalk.

I've been at that store for a year, and almost everyone knows my husband and I have an almost 3 year old and are struggling to make ends meet. I've had to toss out people whom were caught stealing, who threatened me, and tried trashing the store. Every single one of them looked me in the eye and asked me how my son was doing, and how terrible it was that the store won't pay me more. Well, sirs and madams, they can't afford to because of how many people steal. And that angers me. I don't come into their homes, pick up something from it, and leave with it. Nope. And this place is my second home. I never took it personally when someone stole from walmart. The place I work now? I helped put it together. I put in the shelves, the merchandise, the registers, almost every single bit of that place was touched my by hands before anyone elses's. Out of 15 people that started there, I am the only one who's still there.

So, I'm going to take it a tad personal when someone steals from work. And I know that's not a good thing to do. It just disappoints me that people can look you in the eye, smile at you, and hide the watch in their pocket.

To reiterate how much shrinkage there is at my store, there was over $48,000 MISSING in merchandise when inventory came. That means people steal over $131 in merchandise a DAY at a DOLLAR STORE. To y'all, that might not seem like a lot, but to me, that's $131 that could go towards funding the raise they can't afford for me because people steal too much. That's $131 LESS of food for my son.

Wow, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to...okay. i'm going to stop channeling my anger here and just go write.

Spring already!?


What!? Acadian, a Global Moderator?? I might as well pack up and head back to Bethsoft now

Seriously though, congrats my friend! I´m glad I´m not a mod. I could never make the right decisions.

Elizabeth- we are here for all your venting needs. Just call us "HVAC". Fingers crossed for better days.

Arcadian - most richly deserved and appropriate. Congratulations my friend.

Damn, Liz. I'm really feeling for you right now. Those damn thieves should be detained and hauled off!

And I could really go for a very large can of Pork and Bea ns with Rice right now... Mmmm....

I didn't mean to give you feels. Sorry. XD

I'm eating some scrambled eggs :]

*massages mustachio seductively *

Oh, but you are, Ms. Hollow. You are.

*giggles like a eunuch*

And eat dem eggs with pork and beans, NAOOO!

Why yes, I AM eating eggs XD

Pork and beans WITH eggs? You want me to eat MORE gas-inducing food right before work? XD

EDIT: When you said "massages mustachio," I got an image of a guy just rubbing his face going "Oh YEAH!" XD

Come on guys, I'm waiting for them to let me into IHOP, AND IM HUNGRY!

the pork, beans, and scramble eggs conversation isn't helping

Then again, if I don't want to talk about it, I shouldn't read those posts

Don't give Uleni those pork and beans, did you see what happened to him after eating them the other night?

No, what happened??

Is it scary??

Quick Liz, lets talk more about food so we can torture KOBBY! And yes, I do want you to be gassy!

So right now, I'm eating raisin cakes and washing it down with fruit au lait. There are hams and smoked chicken in the fridge. I'm thinking of eating them. What do you think? Should I eat thwm with bread or with rice? I also have a steak leftover from yesterday, with french fries too...

No mALX, don't tell them! We'll have another explosion! Err... Et tu, beans?

I'm still reminiscing about that teriyaki chicken dish I told you about the other night. The plate was bigger than my head and full of rice, too!

Ohh! I also got to eat broccoli and cheese stuffed chicken the other day!

And why not both bread AND rice? XD

IM GONNA GET YOU LATER


They finally let me in!

Now it's a waiting game foru sunny side up eggs with hash-browns, and bacon

Is it just me or do you guys seem hungry?

Woot! Teriyaki chikin POR DA WIN! Cheese stuffed Chicken sounds nice too! I bet you that the juicy, melted, fragrant cheese rolling off as you slice off a chop of that scrumptious meat WAS IRRESISTIBLE! Yum yum yum yum.

And bread and rice combination... Well. Thats a sure way to get fat and unhealthy but whatever! We're torturing Kobby here, ANYTHING IS ALLOWED!

Exactly XD

Those eggs just didn't do it for me. I need to save the rest so I can make a birthday cake for a coworker lol. Which I should probably get on that right now...

EGGS Eggs EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

Poooooooooooooopprk!!!!! AND!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANS!!!!!!!

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*breaks down crying while holding a bowl of rice and treating it like the next best thing since banana-pancakes*

You'd have to read back through the Coffee Shop posts for the last couple days, lol.

-slowly edges away from Uleni, who is now stroking the bowl of rice and whimpering "My Precious"-

O.O

*looks sharply at Liz and mALX with manic eyes*

YU WAN BOL OP RAYS!! YU GET NATING! YU HIR I?! YU NO TEYK PRESYUS PROM I!

*mumbles Eastern magic*

*Rice soldiers appear out of nowhere!*

GET DEM!

-bites off nose of rice soldier-

NOOMMNOMNOMNOMMM!

*horrified gasp*

NUUUU! YU MANSTER! YU EAT JANNY NOWS! Y U EET JANNY NOSE?! HA?!

He was gonna get me! NOBODY GETS LIZ!!

I'm full now. XS

...

*Must stop eating the green cheese before he comes here*...

*Wanders off to herd the flying sheep of his miiiiiiiind....*...

BEHOLD! My Brunch!

No, I'm the one who is sorry... I should have known that you were just venting.

And congratulations Acadian, it is an honor well deserved! This is what makes Chorrol such a great site... we have a team of moderators with exceedingly good judgement!

What the F is going on in this thread???

*Shrug*...

*Passes bag of randoms to KC*...

Says it all really...

...

Congratulations on becoming a moderator Acadian, it's definitely well deserved!

I just sent in my very first job application today, as in my first ever. I really hope I get the job, though I don't think there's a very big chance. Though the place has been getting some very bad media attention lately, so maybe there aren't that many who applies. It's just a summer's job, but it's still a big step for me, as I've never had one before. And I've got some more applications to send, but this is the one I want the most.

What will you be doing? Details!

"BAM!" - Hammering.

Acadian has ascended to Modhood? That's a surprise, but not a bad one by any stretch.

Well done, sir, and I'm sure you'll do a bang up job!

Congrats, Acadian. We are proud of you.

So we (the family) went to see Spamalot this afternoon. The Girl got dragged on stage, presented with an award for being the best peasant, and had a song sung to her by the knights! It was awesome!!



And an excellent example of why I will NEVER sit in the aisle seat!

Kiln is a mod too

Are the old mods being replaced with new ones

EDIT:

Oh yeah, sorry Kiln.....

Congrats on your position!