Yo quero chocolate fudge brownie? (Puppy dog eyes).

Un grande fudge brownie?!...

Abres! Abres!...

Swiper no swiping!!...

Damn...Revealed the source of my never ending knowledge of Spanish words... ...

Quick, Senor Toucan!!...Away!!...

SI!...

LMFAO!!

Snuggles adores that show.

Ah, I miss those Halcyon days when the kids were tiny of lunch-times, sat with Dora, Banannas-in-Pyjamas and Blues Clues (UK Edition)... ...

Now the wife with her immense triad of Wife Swap/Supernanny/Four Weddings...Ayyy... ...

My husband doesn't understand why I have so much fun watching those types of shows with my son. Besides irritating him by yelling out the answers before they finish the question (He goes "AAUUUGGHHHH STOP IT MAMA!" XD) it's just cute to see him so excited.

Lol. You've gotta show us a vid of you watching Dora with snuggles just to irritate him.

(US Edition):

Here's the mail, it never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail.
When it comes I want to wail - Mail !!!!!!

Oh no. That show is so stupid, lol.

I used to wind the daughter up by getting the answer deliberately wrong... ...She was, like, "Awww Daddy!!! Stooooppp iiiiittt!! you know it's *Insert correct Spanish word*"

And I'd be, like, "Nada."

Even now we get into the whole,

"Si"

"Nada"

"Si"

"Nada"

Thing... ...And she's all of 14 now...Awww...

And yet...Ayyyyy...Where the hell did the time go?...

And my hair...Where did that go?... ...

I blame DORA!!!...Nooooo!!!! ...SWIPER!!! ...SWIPER TOOK MY HAIR DAMMITTT!!...The one time I missed him!!!...

SnassnFrassn.... ...

SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Give McBadgere his hair back!

I used to have nightmares of Steve and Blue singing, I'd wake up and my son had sneaked into my bedroom and turned my TV on to watch Blues Clues. GAAAAAH!!

Snuggles likes it when I sing the chocolate song from Dora.

Vate
Vate
Chocolate
Vate
Vate Chocolate
Mix your chocolate
Chocolate
Vate
Vate
Chocolate!! XD

I just can't stand that show. Seriously. It's just so...pathetic! It really needs a visit from captain obvious, lol

Dude, it's for 2 year olds... ... ...

It's still pathetic, lol

I hated it too, and was so glad when he outgrew it and started watching Spongebob Squarepants, ROFL !!!

My niece outgrew it, but my nephew still loves it. Here. -hands mALX big rock- hit me in the head as hard as you can with it. I can't bear the pain anymore

You sound like my husband, KoB. It's for kids, it's SUPPOSED to be silly and stupid lol

I know. But my nephew throws tantrums when I refuse to watch it for him, and I don't have the temper for tantrums, so I'm usually stuck watching it, lol

All you can do is put it on for him and sing and dance along with the songs for him and pray he grows out of it. Every parent on Earth has to go through this, it is just a part of their growing up process that we have to suffer through.

By the time he is watching Amanda Bynes, you will be looking back nostalgically on these days, lol.

I REALLY hope he grows outta it, lol

Wait Blue's Clues isn't for adults?

Blue skadoo'ed, we can too!

-KoB leaves coffee shop fuming-

Don't worry, he will. Try putting Spongebob Squarepants on for him every now and then, he'll get to like it and eventually he will ease off the Blues Clues. Then all you have to put up with is Spongebob's laugh.

Oh, he watches spongebob alright, lol. And Barney. And Sesame Street. And whatever show he can see with his own two eyes! I can't stand those kids shows, lol. They stress me out.

Seasons change, time passes by
as the weeks become the months become the yeeeaaaars....

What are you trying to say?

Yep, been there/done that. Like everything with children, it is a phase and will pass.

I suppose I should enjoy it while I can. They won't stay little forever

No...No they won't... ...

Unfortunately not :[

They grow up so fast

I wanna hug my nephew and niece now, but it's too late to drive to my sister's house

I'm not gonna see Snuggles til we move. At least overnight. He's an adorable distraction that constantly demands...well, snuggles, lol

Just remembered, my boss walked out of the store just as my roommate drove up. Neither one of them left the store parking lot until I got in the car because the other thought that the...other one...was going to try something with me XD They've never met each other before XD

Looks really nice But as a fellow biker speaking from experience, you sit like an ass on those bikes!

Hey KoB, do you drive that to school?

You don´t drive a motorcycle, Liz. You ride it!

No. I use my car.

Nice bike; how many CCs does that have?

To answer for him it´s a 600cc. Don´t know how many horsepowers though.

Goddammit, my bike's only 125cc.

Then again, I'm not legally allowed to ride a 600cc bike. Nor can I afford one.

*Pats his bike*

Don't worry, Leeroy, I still love you.

Yeah, you show that 125 some love!

Edit: How bout a pic?

When I've got a camera to hand, I'll stick one up.

Had that bike a long time, Ketchup Mustard?

I've had Leeroy since about August last year. Finally getting to the time of year where it's actually nice to ride him.






Shaddup...

Blue’s Clues was my favorite kids’ show. Steve was very calming (for me, lol). We used to make a dog pile on the couch and watch TV when the kids were sick. I couldn’t stand Dora because there’s too much yelling. Probably why I’m terrified I’ll have to produce baked goods in a foreign language theme.

I really liked The Wiggles. It mostly made sense, but there was just enough weirdness to make me occasionally wonder if I was having a fever daydream.

Ah, the Wiggles...I loved the Wiggles...Made I laugh so much... ...The ex-drummer from Crowded House played the Chef in it for a time...And then he killed himself and wasn't in it any more, for some reason... ...Hmmm...Boy loved the Wiggles, but the wife hated it, and so she can only blame herself for his SpongeBob addiction... ...

In the UK we had an excellent host for Blues Clues, called Kevin sommatorother...Or Kev'n as he pronounced it, being from Liv'rrpewl and all...What?...Oh, Liverpool...But yeah, Kev'n was an excellent host, we always loved watching it...

I miss Mumfie...I liked Mumfie...Sweet... ...

My personal favourite as a kid was Thomas the Tank engine. That show was PENG!!

Also, anybody else read this Cracked article? There are some really, really cool short sci-fi movies in there. Even has one which is basically Fallout: The Movie (which looks absolutely gorgeous).

Ok, guys. Are you ready for this? I´m having coffee while writing in the Coffee Shop thread!!

Um...I do that all the time. In fact, I generally have coffee whilst writing in every thread.

*Looks at the coffee cup which typically strays no more than six feet from his immediate vicinity*

Sometimes I suspect I have a problem.