But birds are adorable!

See!

I'M NOT LOOKING AT THAT! I don't trust you!!!!

It is probably the least terrifying bird I've ever seen. Honestly.

Ok, fine. I'll make you see it!

I literally jumped XD

I thought it was going to be waaay worse XD

I'm too busy eating pizza to scare you.

Thank god XD the last thing I need is to head to work in a bundle of nerves. I'm working with a guy who loves to scare me XD

You just have to imagine it's the size of the on on Sesame Street.

-hides under covers-

Big bird is actually pretty creepy

When I was a student I Loved Sesame Street...

I never liked Sesame Street too much.

I was more of a Barney kid

I did too! Until I got attacked by a peacock when I was 5. And a mockingbird when I was 14. And a parrot, and birds seem to swoop down at me for NO REASON. XD

I used to have a giant parrot that the my sister and parents, but adored me

Heh, you sound like a walkin' talkin' Alfred Hitchcock film!

I can't even watch that movie XD

I can only imagine...

When we go to Galveston or Padre Island, my brother likes to toss food at me to make the seagulls swarm around me XD

Apparently I'm not punching him hard enough, since he keeps doing it, lol

That's a good idea

Sadly, my sister doesn't fear birds,

But seagulls can be annoying!


-claps hands- Someone get me some bread and a hotdog!

Remember, punch from the shoulder, and go straight; roundhouses look impressive, but they waste energy.

I can punch fine, he's just a stubborn jerk XD

He's faster than me, too, so he'll throw an armful up in the air and run XD

You mean like this? (WARNING: DON'T WATCH LIZ)

Why would that kid that?!

Cause it tickles.

It does



I doubt it! That must hurt like hell, having all hose birds peck you at once

AAAUUGGHHH! -throws computer-

We ran out of bags today. You'd think we were calling our customers filthy names by the way they reacted. I tried to offer the cloth bags instead (they're literally only a quarter, as opposed to a buck at walmart) and one guy goes "Why the f*** you trying to sell me your sh**** bags for? It ain't my fault you ran out of bags!"

I said "Noooo, BUT, I was trying to offer a better solution so you wouldn't have to carry out your 12 pack of pepsi, 3 pizzas, and various medicinal items in your arms, to your house."(he is a known walker) He snatched everything up off the counter and left. Another woman had two things. TWO. THINGS. A Snickers bar, and a hairbrush. She asked for a bag, and I told her we didn't have any. She goes "ExCUUUSE ME??"

I said, "Ma'am, we ran out of bags about 30 minutes ago. It's been an extremely busy day."

She gave me a look like I was hiding the dang things from her. She said I should be ashamed of myself.

"Every day of my life, ma'am." I answered.

Lowkicks are much better preceeded by an attack at the throat which doesn´t even have to hit as it diverts the opponent´s focus away from your main attack.

My son won't let me use my computer to write cuz I checked out a Harlem Shake video and now he gets mad if I turn them off XD

KOB!

Yes.....

I'm eating cupcakes.

HAHA!

-waves them in front of KOB's face-

I'm eating chocolate cake

-waves plate in front of Liz's face-

Gotcha!

XD

Yep. Sure did. Chocolate gives me headaches anyways, lol. I still love it, though!

That sucks chocolate has gotta be the best flavor out there (just watch. A debate will probably break out now )

It has to be white chocolate or milk chocolate. Anything else is too rich for me.

I don't like dark chocolate, so.....

The cake is milk chocolate

-drools-

I want a chicken sandwich from BK real bad, bit I don't want to drive all the way down there

Oooh, their Veggie Burgers are awesome.

I just ate a chicken sammich :]

The chicken sandwiches taste so good!

I'm about to eat a chicken.....something. I don't know what to call it yet

The ranch chicken thingy from Wendy's is delicious. Dollar menu, lol

And that sums up all of the fast food that I like, lol

I dont like Wendy's because I found a clump of hair in my baconator

-flails-

EEWWWW!

Exactly

I never ate there again

PLAYSTATION 4 ANNOUNCED!! WOOOOT!! MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM!

AUGH! YOU'RE IN HERE TOO!

-throws pillow-

Love, I am everywhere, anywhere, anytime.

-scratches head-

I'd hide in my closet, but I'm sure you're there, too.

XD