That's what teachers are for KC. To assign us a ton of homework over breaks

We have P.E at Monday.

7 laps marathon. Or endurance running. Or hell.

7 laps marathon, bros and sisses, at the field.....

WHICH IS VERY GODDAMN BIG. As in, 4700-meters big, all in all. A great way to start the weekend, really. I dunno how I can run through all of that in one go. Seriously.

Eh, me too. From 8:00 AM to 6:00. Thankfully today it was from 8:00 to 12:00.

Hehe, there was Life Guard training at the gym where I work at today, but I had to work, so I couldn't try out. I'm trying to sneak my way into the lifeguard position away from my supervisor's prying eyes

Lifeguard training? Sounds useful! I also am also trying to slip into another job description. Apparently retail is not for those who are not a people person.

Or maybe it is...?

Oh yeah... So this customer came up and was talking to me, asking me questions about various items in the store, then he says "You seem very knowledgeable about things. Were you born on a Monday?"

I said "No sir, I think I was born on a Saturday."

And he goes "Go look it up when you get home, then you'll know that men really DO know more than you."

I just did. I was born on a Saturday.

My favorite waitress was so sour with all the customers that we took to calling her "Pickles." Everyone always asked to sit in her section just to see how she would insult us next.

A friend of mine is a bit 'rotund' and as we were waiting for Pickles to come wait on us she was telling me about her boyfriend leaving her. Just as Pickles walked up to take our order, suddenly one of my friend's blouse buttons flew off with force and landed over 5 feet away.

Pickles' head followed the trajectory of the button, then she looked back at the girl. We all thought she was going to insult the girl's size, but instead she said, "Not even your buttons want to stay with you."

I guess she'd been listening in on the girl's conversation as she was nearing the table. Even my friend laughed, which was good because I was choking trying not to.


I know being a waitress is service industry and not retail - but if a sour waitress can draw customers to her, surely you can curmudgeon in customers to your products in retail, lol.

That's hilarious!!!! All of my customers are so cranky though. The best I can do is act insulted at whatever they say. I like people well enough, but when customers come in, they're having a bad day and are just to pessimistic. I've had people spit on me for being bright and friendly when they were having a bad day. I think I need to learn to read people a bit better.

Dear gods, they spit on you?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvr0JvqHPB4

I don't think she meant that literally mALX.

Yeah, but it was the only way to get that Willy Wonka vid up.

It never made sense to my why people take out their anger on other people when they're having a crappy day.

I remember when I was working as a mall cop (yes, haha, very funny ) people would scream at me for telling them to stop doing something they weren't supposed to do.

My dad's like that. It's really obnoxious.

There's a figurative kind of spit? Because I mean, they projected saliva and phlegm from their mouths and aimed it at my person. I've had things thrown at me too. Not just a bag of chips, either. Blenders, bags of charcoal, even a silverware tray. People get really irate over ten cents. Even if I apologize and tell them it will be just a moment, I'll open the register, they'll screech at me and say I'm stealing from them.

If y'all go to a website called Not Always Right y'all will see I'm not the only one lol

Holy cow! I hope they carry good health insurance for their employees!

They actually spit on you?! That's just [censored]

I'd suck at your job though. My temper would probably cause me to break a chair over the person's head if they spit on me.

Oh sure, but it comes out of the already meager check they give you.

I presume a punch in the mouth is probably out of the question as a solution?

Sounds warranted. I sure as hell won't tolerate that. I would hit someone without even thinking of it.

I wonder what profession has the highest number of spitting "clients?" My guess is Police.

When you have a two year old that needs food in his mouth as well as student loans needing to be paid off, a car note, and said two year old growing like a Hobbit drinking Ent tree juice, you kind of have to take what is dished out.

Now, one day I DID snap, and told a woman who was threatening me to try something. The thing about me is, I KNOW I can't fight, but I sure won't mind hurting your fist with my face. I told her this, and her boyfriend just started laughing, as well as my boss and coworker. She got angrier and told me to watch my back.

Another thing, when I'm angry and worked up, I get really sarcastic. I started turning around and said "I CAN'T DO THAT, I'M TOO FAT. Get out before I sit on you!"

They left. What started it? My boss caught them trying to steal diapers. My coworker knew them and said they don't have any kids. They came back later and started cussing at my boss, which what started the whole thing. I told her, politely, "Well ma'am, if it bothers you that much, you can leave and never come back." XD That's when she started screaming and cussing at me, and I told her to try something.

...

The wife and I get sick of this attitude people get when they've been caught out doing something wrong...I mean, if you can't handle getting caught, don't do the damned thing in the first place!!...

My daughter was getting bullied in school, so, in the end I went around to the girls' houses...I got crap off one of the mothers for hassling her...The other set of parents were two of the nicest people I've ever met...

But, the bullying stopped at that point...

However, not that long ago, one of the girls almost screamed at the daughter about the fact that she'd told me about it...Well, if she hadn't bullied in the first place fercryingoutloud!!... ...Stupid cow...And I should know one...

That spitting is disgusting btw... ...

Poor kiddos. I got bullied all through my childhood and highschool and as an adult, I'm sick of it. I pay my own bills and have my own family, don't come at me with your petty insults, and don't you DARE try to make me feel bad for doing my job correctly.

Sigh. People look at me and think, she's overweight, has glasses, is soft-spoken and friendly. Let's make her cry. I don't cry at insults anymore. I get really mad.

In middle school the other boys would call me names and try to beat me up. I was always stronger than them though so I was accused of being a bully by the teachers and the people who bullied me never got in trouble

Y’know, when the alien dreadnought is sitting in orbit and the bug-eyed emissaries beam down to judge what redeeming quality mankind exhibits that should prevent them from blasting us into so much floating space goo, I’m going to step forward and hold up mALX and Grits and Liz and say:

“Because we make these!”

I am now thoroughly flattered.

I started teasing people in a good-nature'd way, and so far it's worked fabulously. This one woman let out a belch that would put a man to shame, and I said "Wow. Good job." and she cracked up laughing.

I mean, I was in a terrible mood all day, but at least she took it the way I meant it XD

I used to work with a girl that could belch like several men in unison. Some of them had tails on them at the end...really gross, and I mean puke-time gross. I'd be covering my mouth and gagging, and she'd laugh her head off at me.

Oh god, lol.

The Elder Scrolls Online Trailer:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jNT5cMwxw0

Thanks for sharing mALX! It looks great (but don't all trailers. . .)

I haven't seen that one. I'll watch it when I have audio.

Unf, that Breton fighting!! The Nord Barbarian had me in tears laughing lol

I like the look and sound of the game much better from this first vid than from that one I just posted:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJTsq2XeKY...203&index=2

The other one was neat, but this actually shows what the game is going to be like.

As much as I dislike the High Elves, that Lady Mer was kicking it! Digging the undead werewolves. And the fight scenes were truly awesome.

Hopefully at that moment I won’t be pointing to one of my children and yelling, “Take this one!! You won’t believe the mouth on her/him!”

There's 96 guests registering......

WTH?!

Oh, I got that yesterday, I logged in, there's 60-odd guests...I logged out, there's only 5...*Shrug*...

I've no idea, just so long as it's not that we're all hacked and those are the number of computers currently linked to ours... ...

Sounds like a bot or something trying to get in. I never believe it when there are just pages of people 'registering.'

Welp, better clean my computer of all the pictures of me making horrendous faces... Wouldn't want THOSE getting out!

It kinda freaks me out

I'm scared, what if someone hacks my computer



That would be a good idea. You don't want pictures of yourself on google images making weird faces

Still, I'm a bit worried about the amount of hackers and bots trying to register to chorrol.

WANT. TO. PLAY.

I'm extremely excited about elder scrolls online, because it looks epic and is supposed to be playable on the Mac!

I'm on the verge of exploding from happiness!

STOP THAT

Yes, Exploding from happiness isn't good for your heart.

It would be best if I calmed down. Thanks guys, even though I know you're just joking around a bit

Hmmm...I've been promoted in the sickness department !

First it was my heart racing.

Now I have Eczema?

What's next, am I gonna grow a third arm

Man boobs?

Sorry to hear about the eczema, that has to be aggravating.