QUOTE(treydog @ Apr 5 2013, 03:46 AM) 
And I ra-aa-an, I ra-aa-an so far away (from the guy with the weird hair).
... ... ...Oh, you meant him...
...*Applauds 80s reference at the same time as being amazed that AFoS got to America!*...
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And I ra-aa-an, I ra-aa-an so far away (from the guy with the weird hair).
... ... ...Oh, you meant him...
...*Applauds 80s reference at the same time as being amazed that AFoS got to America!*...
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 4 2013, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 4 2013, 08:43 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 4 2013, 09:27 PM)
There's 119 guests on right now
IT'S A SPAMBOT INVASION!
PANIC PARTY!
If they pitted you and Liz against a spambot for posting rate, it would lose, lol.
We have legitimate discussions!! XD
Yes you do, and I love reading them! Sorry to hear about your back, I hope it wasn't that spilling stalker that caused it!
Hope you get feeling better <3
QUOTE(King Coin @ Apr 4 2013, 07:03 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 01:43 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 4 2013, 09:27 PM)
There's 119 guests on right now
IT'S A SPAMBOT INVASION!
PANIC PARTY!
If they pitted you and Liz against a spambot for posting rate, it would lose, lol.
It'd be close.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 4 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 01:43 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 4 2013, 09:27 PM)
There's 119 guests on right now
IT'S A SPAMBOT INVASION!
PANIC PARTY!
If they pitted you and Liz against a spambot for posting rate, it would lose, lol.
It'd be close.
That depends on the spambot.
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 5 2013, 03:11 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 4 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 01:43 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 4 2013, 09:27 PM)
There's 119 guests on right now
IT'S A SPAMBOT INVASION!
PANIC PARTY!
If they pitted you and Liz against a spambot for posting rate, it would lose, lol.
It'd be close.
That depends on the spambot.
I don't know if spambot technology is advanced enough to keep up with you guys.
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 4 2013, 07:14 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 5 2013, 03:11 AM)
QUOTE(Kiln @ Apr 4 2013, 07:10 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 01:43 AM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 4 2013, 09:27 PM)
There's 119 guests on right now
IT'S A SPAMBOT INVASION!
PANIC PARTY!
If they pitted you and Liz against a spambot for posting rate, it would lose, lol.
It'd be close.
That depends on the spambot.
I don't know if spambot technology is advanced enough to keep up with you guys.
The spambot would probably short out
QUOTE(King Coin @ Apr 4 2013, 10:03 PM)
XD!!!!!!!!!!
I got attacked by a spider
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Apr 5 2013, 06:18 AM)
I got attacked by a spider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PLTmxjS45I
I lost track of where it was posted, but is this your week off, McB? I hope it's great! 
Today is the Grits family last day of spring break. (The weekend doesn't count, as it is already full of weekend things.) Hopefully it won't snow today!
Today is the Grits family last day of spring break. (The weekend doesn't count, as it is already full of weekend things.) Hopefully it won't snow today!
I hope none of the Gritsters froze their daffodils during spring(?) break. Talk about a lingering winter!
QUOTE(Acadian @ Apr 5 2013, 02:03 PM)
I hope none of the Gritsters froze their daffodils during spring(?) break. Talk about a lingering winter!
Much more of this crap and I'm grafitiing my local Temple of Kynareth
I like when itīs cold. During the winter you have no
*flies
*mosquitoes
*snakes
*sweat on the back
*risk of dehydration
*impossibility to sleep
And if your car AC is broken you donīt have to spend tons of money repairing it!
*flies
*mosquitoes
*snakes
*sweat on the back
*risk of dehydration
*impossibility to sleep
And if your car AC is broken you donīt have to spend tons of money repairing it!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 09:31 AM)
I like when itīs cold. During the winter you have no
*flies
*mosquitoes
*snakes
*sweat on the back
*risk of dehydration
*impossibility to sleep
And if your car AC is broken you donīt have to spend tons of money repairing it!
Right?!
I live in the boonies, where the wildlife becomes jealous of your heated quarters and makes overt attempts to join you or get you to share it with them.
1. Every mouse in East Tennessee manages to find its way into my kitchen past 3 cats that live under the house.
2. Several times in winter the house will suddenly grow cold. We will crawl under it to check the duct work and sure enough - three cats basking under the hole they have torn in the ducts.
3. God knows what makes those scratching noises in the attic, I'm not looking.
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 04:42 PM)
Every mouse in East Tennessee manages to find its way into my kitchen past 3 cats that live under the house.
What kind of cats do you have over there!? Our cat wouldnīt have let them past the fence. Two miles away!
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 09:42 AM)
3. God knows what makes those scratching noises in the attic, I'm not looking.
-turns pale-
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 09:42 AM)
3. God knows what makes those scratching noises in the attic, I'm not looking.
-turns pale-
Just load up the shotgun and get up there, you girls!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 09:48 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 09:42 AM)
3. God knows what makes those scratching noises in the attic, I'm not looking.
-turns pale-
Just load up the shotgun and get up there, you girls!
It's probably raccoons or something.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:51 PM)
It's probably raccoons or something.
Tastes good on the barbe
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 10:45 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 04:42 PM)
Every mouse in East Tennessee manages to find its way into my kitchen past 3 cats that live under the house.
What kind of cats do you have over there!? Our cat wouldnīt have let them past the fence. Two miles away!
Spoiled rotten feral cats, lol.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 09:42 AM)
3. God knows what makes those scratching noises in the attic, I'm not looking.
-turns pale-
Just load up the shotgun and get up there, you girls!
URK !!! Shoot an animal in my attic? GAAAAAH! Don't see that happening.
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 04:57 PM)
URK !!! Shoot an animal in my attic? GAAAAAH! Don't see that happening.
Keep them as pets then
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 10:59 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 04:57 PM)
URK !!! Shoot an animal in my attic? GAAAAAH! Don't see that happening.
Keep them as pets then
Keep the door to the attic locked, more like, ROFL !!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 09:53 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:51 PM)
It's probably raccoons or something.
Tastes good on the barbe
That is something our redneck cousins that we never talk to say XD
"I shot a possum the other day?"
"Why?"
"I was hungry. Tastes good with gravy."
And I hope to god they're joking, because I'm not sure if possum is even edible...
Everything is edible with a little ketchup
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 10:17 AM)
Everything is edible with a little ketchup
That means YOU'RE edible.
Gimme your arm, I haven't eaten today XD
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 05:22 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 10:17 AM)
Everything is edible with a little ketchup
That means YOU'RE edible.
Gimme your arm, I haven't eaten today XD
Sorry. Need it for gaming. And hitting. Sometimes for clapping
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 11:14 AM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 09:53 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:51 PM)
It's probably raccoons or something.
Tastes good on the barbe
That is something our redneck cousins that we never talk to say XD
"I shot a possum the other day?"
"Why?"
"I was hungry. Tastes good with gravy."
And I hope to god they're joking, because I'm not sure if possum is even edible...
Roadkill possom, (otherwise known as "Possom ala Chevy), baked in the suns warmth on the clean pavement of life - what could be more delicious?
"Urk" *mALX sneaks off to puke at her own joke*
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 11:32 AM)
Roadkill possom, (otherwise known as "Possom ala Chevy), baked in the suns warmth on the clean pavement of life - what could be more delicious?
"Urk" *mALX sneaks off to puke at her own joke*
You're getting your recipes confused. That one's "Pressed Possum".
QUOTE(ghastley @ Apr 5 2013, 11:36 AM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 11:32 AM)
Roadkill possom, (otherwise known as "Possom ala Chevy), baked in the suns warmth on the clean pavement of life - what could be more delicious?
"Urk" *mALX sneaks off to puke at her own joke*
You're getting your recipes confused. That one's "Pressed Possum".
"Flat Cats" instead of Flapjacks for breakfast? ROFL !!!
Googled for "Flattened Fauna" (a book title I recalled) and there were two cookbooks for roadkill on the "people who bought this also bought" list.
I don't like this game anymore!!!!
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 11:41 AM)
The drinks section reminded me of a favorite tipple - Harviestoun Brewery's "Old Engine Oil" It really does look very reminiscent of its namesake, but I presume the taste is different (having only sampled the porter).
QUOTE(ghastley @ Apr 5 2013, 11:41 AM)
Googled for "Flattened Fauna" (a book title I recalled) and there were two cookbooks for roadkill on the "people who bought this also bought" list.
Next time look up "Flattened Fawn"
QUOTE(Grits @ Apr 5 2013, 01:46 PM)
I lost track of where it was posted, but is this your week off, McB? I hope it's great!
Ahm free!!...
...Yep, indeedie, one whole week off!!...Thank you for noticing...
...Nope, not doing much this week, because, having finally got rid of the snow and icy blast from the extremely cold east, we're changing direction and getting the warm and extremely moist south-west instead, so we'll be inundated by water come mid-week...Either from rain or snow-melt...But still, I'm not going to be able to sort out the hedge for the neighbours...
...MWAHAHAHAA!!!... QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 03:57 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Apr 5 2013, 10:48 AM)
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE(mALX @ Apr 5 2013, 09:42 AM)
3. God knows what makes those scratching noises in the attic, I'm not looking.
-turns pale-
Just load up the shotgun and get up there, you girls!
URK !!! Shoot an animal in my attic? GAAAAAH! Don't see that happening.
Then burn your attic. It is the only solution.
Ah, but, if you convert your attic into another floor, complete with roomy-type things, you won't have an attic for things to crawl around in!!...Simples!!... ...
...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 5 2013, 05:56 PM)
Ah, but, if you convert your attic into another floor, complete with roomy-type things, you won't have an attic for things to crawl around in!!...Simples!!... ...
... So do you burn it then?
Ah, no...See...The burning option becomes redundant at that point of conversion, because there is no attic to burn...
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 5 2013, 06:00 PM)
Ah, no...See...The burning option becomes redundant at that point of conversion, because there is no attic to burn...
But...but what do I burn then?
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 5 2013, 12:56 PM)
Ah, but, if you convert your attic into another floor, complete with roomy-type things, you won't have an attic for things to crawl around in!!...Simples!!...
...I thought of that, but then they might crawl in the bed with me ... GAAAAAH!
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 5 2013, 01:03 PM)
QUOTE(McBadgere @ Apr 5 2013, 06:00 PM)
Ah, no...See...The burning option becomes redundant at that point of conversion, because there is no attic to burn...
But...but what do I burn then?
The neighbor's attic? Books? An effigy?
QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Apr 5 2013, 06:03 PM)
But...but what do I burn then?
You could burn Gorman...
...
...
...
... ...*Tumbleweed*...
Hmmm...
...You people...
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Apr 5 2013, 05:44 PM)
I don't like this game anymore!!!!
Yeah you do!
Ah, the game is afoot then...Or so...Maybe shorter... ...
...
On another note, it more and more seems like the bankruptcy my company underwent was unnecessary. Given four more weeks and we would have been in the clear more or less. No oneīs job would have been in jeopardy and I wouldnīt have lost two weeks of paid vacation.
Stupid ex-boss
Stupid ex-boss
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