All the best wishes that it is something easily fixed, I hate to hear you've been in pain. Good luck.

Good luck Phon... ...Back pain...Ouchie...You have much sympathy... ...

I hope you feel better

Good luck

Get better.

Or else.

I wanna stomp this world flat

Why, Uleni? Everything okay?

What's wrong Uleni?

Urk! Hope everything is okay! Would a fishy stick help?

mALX, maybe it's just my computer, but the fishystick isn't appearing

It isn't for me either.

I'm making brownies.

Not sure if I should lace them with anything or not...

Probably not, since I plan on giving them to other people, lol.

I see it - How about you, Uleni? Did you get the fishy stick I posted for you? If not, here is a

Surely that's even better grounds to lace them with something. That can only end in hilarity!

Just the usual teenage hormones acting up. This week's been very hot in my blood, you see. So many things going haywire and out of hand IRL....

Its kinda taxing.

Ach, I remember that... ...

*Whispers*...Shall I tell him/her/him?...Umm...*Despairs*...it gets easier?...

It gets easier!!...

Nah, I hope things work out matey... ...

Again with the sympathy...

Ah.

Here, have a brownie! It's not laced with anything! -innocent smile-

-hug-

:]

Him. I'm a him

And brownies!

OM NOM NOM

*beams and regains sharpness*

FWAIYAAH!!!!

*makes an exit through a wall*

-looks at brownies-

Guess I gave you the wrong brownies. You were supposed to chill the f*** out XD

-eats a brownie-

NYEEEEGGGGGH!

NYAAAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAGH!

HUUUURRRRRRRRNNNGGGGGHHHH!

GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Yeah, I snuck a brownie.

-does the Running Man while humming music-

I ATE FIVE OF THOSE BROWNIES!

-smashes window with a carrot-

*covers himself in slime and pretends he's a slug*

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I don't know the sound slugs make so uhh....




HEEEEEEEEEEEEENGH! Heeeeengh! Heeeeengh!

Meow.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I JUST SHOOK A CAN OF COKE AND OPENED IT

-closes computer-

I'm done.

XD

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE!

Hahahahahaha!

I..

Err...

Well...

I broke wind in my dog's face!

Wait no, that's not what I...

-blinks-

:-|

-points emphatically to the other side of the room-

Over there.. I'm...yeah.

-walks quickly away from Uleni-

-grabs Liz by the arm- You have to stay with us now! You made the tainted brownies. Can I have another one

*brokes wind sloppily, sounds similar to explosive diarrhoea*

*looks sharply at KoB*

Geez Louis, Kobby! (can I call you that by the way )

This is what I get for making friends with the male gender. :-|

XD

Sure, you can call me that

Neato righto mine fellow mungo! You can call me Kimberley if you want.

Call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner! XD as my dad used to say.

That, or you can call me Sir Lord King High Emperor Uleni Deserving of the Outmost Praise Unworthy of This Universe! Haha!

Or I could call you Lenny.

Lenny is good too for me.

Nah, Lenny's too plain for moi.

Call me Holden MaGroyne instead.

That actually made me stop dancing for a second XD

You had me choking to death that time you posted that on my story!!!!






* Gives dog a biscuit *

... snif snif "EW! What's that smell?


* removes hat and fans the air away from her face ... Pulls head inside neckhole like turtle, feels way back out of room *

That was quite the laugh, wasn't it, mALX? I remember it too! Which reminds me, I still have a lot of catching up to do in your story. In everyone's stories, in fact! Will have to remedy that soon.

I nearly died laughing at that! I think it was over Janus Hassildor lurking in bushes trying to pick up women in the music festival, but not sure.

Right...So yer a girl then?...

*Goes back to previous page*...

What?...And indeed the frak?!!!...

AAAARGH!!...

*Despairs some more*...



Ah, one of my fave lines from a film that I love...Basically, a chap who's been living with natives on an island and has wives called Monday through to Thursday...So, he gets back to England and is talking to a Matron in a hospital.

"I know, I'll call you Friday." he says to her, 'cause he likes her.

"Well, I won't be in." She replies...

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*Tumbleweed*...

*Sigh*...

HAAAAAA! That's funny!!!!

Just made myself and my family a Morrocan-style lamb with couscous dish. That food be PENG!

Fancy!

I was taking a break from writing when I laid my head down and fell asleep. I had a dream about wearing shoes that didn't let me run very fast while going through a health store in the mall. My husband walks in and yells my name and I wake up XD

That happened to me once, except nobody woke me up, and I was an hour late to school

WOO HOO !!! And he cooks !!!!!!

*°epic troll face towards McB*

So today was a hell of a day . . .

Some white screen popped up saying my computer was locked by the FBI for illegal distribution and downloading music, movies, etc and or child pornography and that I was under investigation. I freaked out. I started peeking out the window, getting my bat ready(I was in my boxers lol) and nothing. I shut down my computer and when I tried to turn it back on, the entire screen was black.

I was like "Oh hell no, the Federal swine hacked through."

Then it hit me. The FBI wouldn't ever announce they are investigating a person. They wouldn't ask for a $300 fine and I never downloaded or watched child porngraphy nor did anyone ever use my laptop(I have a password so that no one can find out I write fanfictions. It's my dark secret). I later found out it was malware virus.

Long story short, my computer is back and I'm still checking for viruses.

Tonight I had my first class for Lifeguarding. The pre test was hard as hell, but I passed it. The women put us guys to shame when they swam 12 laps almost flawless and the couch berated us for being out of shape and letting girls beat us.

It's Friday night and I am home typing this instead of going out and hitting on women. Lame, I know, but I need some rest.

How did you stay so calm with the computer situation Your computer can't give other people's computers viruses can it?