NEW ZEALAND HAS SHEEP

Is it nice there? I've never been there.

Have you seen harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?

I've seen lord of the rings. A while ago though, s I don't remember anything.

You're impossible.

Anyways, wait-

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HARRY POTTER?!

Ive seen Harry potter. I just don't remember anything from it because I've on,y seen the first one.

My favorite part of the movies!

Um...I thought the Harry Potters were filmed exclusively in the UK?...

LOTR is beautiful though...I absolutely fell in love with New Zeland after seeing those...The Hobbit follows the trend of rather amazing scenery...

My Dad recently went to Africa...I can't wait to retire though...He now lives in Malta, spends a couple of months a year in Canada, comes back to the UK to qualify for his pension, then goes off to wherever he feels like for a few weeks...This last one being safari-ing/touring about in Africa...Swine!!!... ...

I'm sorry. I've never had too much interest in either of those movies.

GAAAAAH !!!!!

I don't watch many movies

I have more interest in building stuff on minecraft or watching my tv shows.

But it's HARRY POTTER!

I just don't care to much for movies.

WATCH LOTR. WATCH LOTR. WATCH LOTR. WATCH LOTR.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTR.

*Uleni explodes*

I might watch these movies again. I'm not too interested in watching movies though

Awwwwwwwww.

Nande ya nen (Osakan japanese for 'why')!

Fair enough, I suppose. I once tried Minecraft on my tablet and found it suprisingly hard. That, or I just lack imagination. It was still outrageously fun and I managed to build me my own wooden two story Guild Hall connected by several tunnels towards my House. Fun indeed!

The first thing I did in minecraft was build a dirt house, and a creeper exploded it. I was playing it in the iPad until the Xbox version came out.

I'm not sure why I don't like watching movies Imjust can't sit still when watching them.

For some reason...I feel like watching LOTR again... ...

Think I'm getting some sort of subliminal messaging again... ...

Hmmmm... ...

...

I played in Create Mode so I didn't have any creeper-weepers sneak up on me. Once I played normally, and I died in my first night XP

And McB, I agree with you. I'm getting messages from the Eye again, demanding that I watch the Trilogy again. I must obey, for what am I beneath His Red-Royal Gaze?

*suuplicates himself before a DVD casing of LOTR*

I remember when LOTR cameout, I tried learning Elvish. I got okay. Then I forgot everything lol

I'm currently trying to learn the dragon language


EDIT: I just got killed by a willo-the-wisp!

I spent the day at our tri-city science bowl competition (for middle schools). I've been working with the kids after school, but I'm not a coach or anything. This was their first event. The Boy led his team to victory! I am stunned! I mean, I knew they could do it!!


Also I'm quite jealous over all of this travel talk! I think if I ever went to New Zealand I'd be right there with Elisabeth dodging immigration for life.

My husband got me into Minecraft. Like 2 hours ago.

My head hurts.

I got a bit claustrophobic when I found a cavern in a mountain, so I started digging up.

I dug straight into my friend's adjacent castle.

Whoops.

Minecraft is really fun. I've built some pretty cool things.

Grats to the Grits Boy!

This spring, I'm shipping Mrs Acadian off to Perth (Western Australia) for six weeks to visit the eldest daughter, husband and pair of grandkids. It's a delicious 100 degrees there in the middle of their summer now. By the time she comes back to me, the winter here will be gone. Maybe the middle boy will pop over to Perth to catch up with them for a visit; he's in Tazmania and spends his days rescuing giant lizards and his nights tending bar. Can you tell he's a free spirit?

After a lifetime of being sent all over the world and being thoroughly disgusted with commercial air travel, I'm going to stay right here in the beautiful rock pile of my desert mountains and pass on this periodic down under pilgrimage.

Congrats to "The Boy!"

Tell him I asked him "What do you do with a dead chemist?" = barium (bury him)

Ask him "If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?" (H2O cubed).

Wait! Ask him "What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?" (HeHe)

Aw heck, no one gets my chemistry jokes. I never get a reaction.

I guess all the best chemistry jokes Argon.


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I actually get these jokes I guess I am paying attention in science.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? ( Na )

No, but doesn't it burst into flames if you out it into water because its an Alkali metal. It's either sodium or something else....

Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.

Hey mALX!

A neutron walked into a bar, and asked the bartender how much for a drink. What did the bartender say?

"No charge for you!"

Correct

Damn, you've heard that joke

You guys are awesome.

I'm scared! The emoticons are invading everything!

Where there should be underline, the is

Where there should be the cross out words thing there is

There's the yellow circle with the arrow pointing =>

Next to the skin selector there is

It's getting worse

I used to know billions of them, can't remember half of them now.

There's a biology joke about a cat and a fortune teller that I'm trying to remember. It's not going well!

Here's another for "The Boy;"


A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."

I get it. Give me a second to think of a joke.....

What do you do with a sick chemist? (helium and curium, what else?)

Wait, what? -KOB thinks harder-

OH! I get it now.

I still can't think of a joke

I have a nasty joke in mind that has to do with electrons.....

But I'm not sure if I should tell you

Crap, I did it again!

Ignore this accident.

Why does everyone only make snow men, never snow women? (Because they haven't figured out a way to hollow out the heads yet).

I don't get that joke

It’s not a cat, it's a frog!

So a frog goes to a fortune teller. She says she sees him in repose with a beautiful young woman bending over him.

“Is she a princess?” asks the frog. (Because he is really a prince, you see, and he needs the whole kissing/enchantment thing to happen.)

“Not exactly,” says the fortune teller. “I think she’s a biology student.”

*The married man giggles like it's the funniest thing ever...*... ...


Two oranges walking down the street...

One says to the other, "So where do you live then?"

The other says, "I'm not telling you, you might nick me washing!"...




Two eggs in a frying pan...

One says to the other, "Blimey, it's hot in here."

The other says, "Bugger me, a talking egg!"...


...

ROFL !!! URK !!!! Been there, done that - grossed out and hated it !!!



What happens after a chemist divorces? (Antimony)

SPEW!!! ROFL !!!!


What's a chemist's favorite flower? (Germanium)

Not a joke, but a bit of doggerel to recall a formula- this one from my dad the Chem Eng major (before he came to his senses and went into Geology)

"Johnny was the chemist's son, but Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4