Hey! I'm 16! Does that mean you despise me now, Colonel? XP

You are?



Oh geez, someone give me a rock!

Yep, I am. *brandishes axe* What are your intentions with that rock, senior? Hehehe.

You're safe, he said UNDER 16 Apparantly your last birthday changed everything...

I despised you anyway.

My intentions?

Ah . . I miss Saturday morning cartoons.

Good god, lol!!!!

*gasp* Mine heart breaks at such a hurtful confession

Ahhh, the love just emanates in this thread.

Right??!!

Remind me to mail him a dead rat for his b-day, lol.

I WOULD say that's mean, but given what he said XD

A rat may either be considered disgusting or delicious depending on what part of the world you're in so I'm not sure if you mean to insult or impress him with it.

If it's sent flattened in a little plastic baggy, then we'll know XD

So you mean to say that there's a chance the Colonel would eat the dung-covered rats I would send him. Ugh. How about a jar of freshly plucked tapeworms straight from the @ss? Nobody would eat THOSE for sure, right?

Kehehehehehe...

-dry heaves-

Okaaay...

So, moving on!

Yeah. I'm not even touching that one.

I had a pet rock once.

It bit me. I had to put it down.

Awww, but I wasn't done creeping you guys out yet. I was supposed to tell you how those tapeworms (edited by Sierra to - lived a long and happy life and were never spoken of again) but whatever. You guys be the bossmen.

Let's move on.

*chuckles with a trollface*

Anyone planning to submit a story to Mustard for the contest, please let him know so he has an idea how many more entries there will be. Liz, you are in, right?

Fixed.

I've thought about getting a pet rock but didn't want all that responsibility on my shoulders.

Lived a long and happy life and were never spoken of again.

Hahaha, nice one. That actually made LMFAO!

Liz?

Yes, sorry XD

Yeah, all the awesome writers we have on these forums, it would be great if we had several enter.

Yes! I'd like to know if anyone other than Liz is submitting. And Liz, hurry up and get yours in! WOO HOO!

I’m going to take a crack at it. I knew I couldn’t manage it by yesterday along with my story, but now I’m flush with the optimism of two more weeks.

I'm sorry! I had 4 different story ideas in mind!! The ones that don't make it will probably be made into fics, lol

WOO HOO !!!!

All on Absolution? Holy Cow! I struggled to come up with one!

Yeah I have slightly less than one right now.

I had nothing till Thursday, then a quasi-inspiration hit.

Lol, borrow/steal one of Liz's then

I can pm a few to you if you want, lol

Better pick which one you are going to use first, lol. Absolution doesn't give a whole lot of play, does it?

I got mine, lol. I picked one idea AMD am sticking with it.

WOO HOO !!!

Well KoB has been gone a few days now. Hopefully he's having a good time on vacation.

I'm going to have to leave the USA and visit another country at some point too.

I should be going to Mexico in about... ten months? I'm excited!
EDIT: Just got some fantabulously awesome news and I'm just on cloud nine right now!

I talked to my mother Saturday morning, she sounded really bad - the worst she has sounded since her illness.

Yesterday my oldest sister called me and told me my Mother is going downhill fast, her organs are shutting down. She has stopped eating.

From what my sister said, she is starting to feel pain now. She had been blessed to go this long without pain.

My Mother isn't one to complain, and I think she is afraid if she asks for the meds - the remainder of her life will pass and she won't know it. She wants to hear the voices of her family around her.

I haven't been able to do anything all day and night, just sat here crying.


Edit: Stories I am behind on (and promised to read over the weekend) - I will catch up, just can't right now. I'm sorry.

I’m so sorry about your mother, mALX. My heart goes out to you and your family.

mALX, know that we are with you.

I'm sorry, mALX. I'm so glad you got to spend some time with your mother not that long ago.

Damn, that's awful to hear, mALX. I'll be thinking of you, and I'm pretty sure everyone else here will be too, and take as much time as you need. I can't even begin to imagine how difficult this must be right now.

I'm glad you got to see her in December. We love you mALX.

-super tight hug-

Oh mALX, I'm so sorry






Let me second both of these.

My thoughts to you and your mother, mALX. She is lucky to have felt no pain. Be strong for her as long as she needs it.

*superhug*