There's a Mr. Grits. I'm the Mrs.

What the... How the...!???? MY WORLD JUST TURNED UPSIDEDOWN!!

You didn't know grits was a woman?

No! Just like I assumed mALX was a guy

All this time at Bethsoft... Omg, I´m going to bed now

-dies of laughter-

Mirocu, everything you have been told is a lie. Even this statement.

Yeah, have fun working that out.

I´ve been doing that ever since I was born, this is a walk in the park really

It´s just the initial shock I need to deal with

Funny, I do the same thing. Everyone is a guy unless they tell me otherwise XD

Lol.

Yeah, me too.

The internet: Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

Fell for that one, didya? XD

Luckily I read the quote before the FBI managed to quite close the net

Now if you'll excuse me, I must avaunt in order to plan a Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Tally hooo!

Ah, I remember this quote!

Everyone knows Grits is a feminine breakfast food! Er...

GAAAAAAH!!!!!

I thought mALX was a guy, too

I always thought Acadian was a girl, though.

I was on the fence about Acadian XD

*mALX grows to gigantic proportions, turns green and rips shirt off*

"Them's fightin' words!"





"OOPS!"

*mALX covers chest modestly*

Careful there, I got dibs on green. Get your own colour (or color, or culler).

I'm my sure what to believe anymore

*mALX putts on the green*





*mALX turns green, showing who has dibs on green color/colour*

"BWAAHAA!"

Nothing like digging through the trash and finding nine stolen movies...

A joke first:


They were THAT bad?


Second:

Woah. That's just insane! Know who stole them?

Also, today I was talking to The Girl. She was asking my advice.

So she said, “I know back in the nineteen hundreds you used to…”

And it really doesn’t matter what else she said, because I was busy going BACK IN THE NINETEEN HUNDREDS?! I never heard it put that way.

I think she needs to look at a timeline, lol

Make you feel a century old, did it? Lol.

They figured you'd empty the trash, then dig in the dumpster for them. That way they aren't caught shoplifting.

No, they stole the discs out of them. Someone stole The Passion of the Christ. Please tell me someone else finds that ironic and funny XD

Lol. I do

XD

Lol, exactly. Like I should get my cane and shuffle out to a porch rocker.

Actually that's not a bad idea.



Yeah, that made me snort. I just wonder how the hell someone opened nine DVD cases without anyone noticing. If I try to open one it takes half an hour and three sharp instruments, plus all of the neighbors can hear me cursing.

Lol, that is how it struck me immediately, lol.




Same here, and usually that sharp instrument slips at least once and gouges my hand somewhere, lol.




Like Grits said, how did they find the time to open the cases? Best view some security camera footage on that, sounds like an employee/inside job.

Stolen movies is a pre-existing problem.

E. Hollow: A leader leads. Simple as that. Pull the string, and all parts follow. Push it, and it bunches up.

Grits and mALX: I knew you were women. I think mirocu just needs to learn how to 'translate' sentence structure and verbage to the gender. Seriously, it's a skill.

mirocu: Translate better!

Mirocu and King of Beasts: You'll pry my cigarette butt, from my cold, dead hand. Oh, wait, I switched to Electronic Cigs, and only produce a harmless water vapor....regardless. Principle still stands.

Oh my...it came.

Just opened mail, and hohohohoh. Been waiting for this:

Warning, big pic for clarity.

Here's a video of this bad boy in action, which made me order it.

So basically, the Pilot Plumix is a refillable Italic-style (Flat edge nib, like a flathead screwdriver) and is very light being plastic, but the grooves and the shape of the grip kind of 'force' or gently guide your hand into the proper position for writing italic hand.

So basically a field calligraphy pen, using Pilot Ink that isnt quite as smeary as the Manuscript brand.

Already doing runs in Calligraphy, now I can do all of them!

I *love* the look I get from cranky ER nurses. Hehehehehhe. Let the mind-blowing commence!

WOO, Congrats! Practice, practice, practice now! Awesome looking pen, and sounds reputable by the vid!

There's a fish....capable...of...swimming up a mans.....privates. It lives in the amazon. Oh god, I'm staying in the U.S

You watch River Monsters and never heard of the candiru?

It has adapted its fins into spines which unfold to... um hold it in place too.

Ouch. Nope. Staying outta the amazon.

I've heard of the fish before. I just didn't believe it existed. Until now. It's one scary catfish

So now you can write that way on the go? Outstanding! I grinned at "holy crap it came" in lovely letters.


Kobby, just don't pee when you're in the water. I'm told that does the trick.

Oh, I'm not gonna pee in the water. Ever. Lol. I believe this fish lives in the amazon.

"Er, hey Mister! Why is your private flopping around like a landed sturgeon?"

I love river monsters. It's such an epic show!

Hey guys! I got my second job as an independent contract. Woot! I start next week. Four hours each day that I work I get paid $25.00 each of them!

Congrats dude!

Seriously? I thought that was an urban myth!

I now know what this Death Ray was meant for...Destroy the Amazon....

Lol. No man should have to feel the pain of a fish swimming into his [censored]