For heaven´s sake, don´t bring that to our game!!

Should I bring pizza then?

No clams!

That's fine. Cheese pizza?

Woot! I had a protein shake

Love nutrition drinks!

Same. My friends and sister look at me like "What the [censored], you like protein shakes? They're disgusting what is wrong with you?!"

I think they taste pretty good though, lol

They are. I drink my first one with milk, and might even add some fruits and peanut butter depending on if its vanilla. Then post-workout I do it with water to avoid the extra calorie intake. Either way its delicious! I can live off that stuff.

That sounds pretty good. Damn, now I want another protein shake, lol

You´re not a security guard anymore. You don´t need to build muscles

I WANT to build muscles. That way I can beat my sister's husband up when he teases me

Why can´t you use a tire iron like everyone else!

I can hit him harder with the tire iron of I 'm strong

Oh, just look at him funny and he´ll [censored] his pants I´m sure

I've tried. It don't work

Get those blurry contact lenses that makes you look like a zombie and it´ll work!

That's brilliant!

We have been worried about our hard-working woodpecker, who has been busily excavating and advertising for several weeks. That is especially so since the dove couple apparently forgot where they had built their nest and wandered off....

But TODAY- a female woodpecker has appeared and is measuring for curtains- and telling him that "the couch will work better over THERE- trust me."

Oh my god. I can see the divorce papers being filed already

So today I browsed the casual encounters section on Craiglist as I always do, and I came across this post of a man who lost a bet asking for another male individual to meet him up so that he can sniff his butt and post humiliating pictures of it.

Makes me rethink about our human race a bit

a BIT?!!

I used to browse those for fun. Then I discovered fanfiction XD

Heh, I meant quiet a lot.

I browse those for fun too, except the replies I get are from men posing as women and scam bots . . .fanfictions are for weekdays XD. Casual encounters are for weekends.

Wait, WHAT?!

I remember when I got mad at an ex of mine, I...did something very bad and put his number on that site. m4m.

But he deserved it. Big time. He ended up having to change his number lol

I'm glad I'm not your enemy

Mmmhmm. Better not EVER cross me, lol

You women are spiteful creatures. Haha, that sucks. You can get in trouble for that though. Last month this old guy posted his ex girlfriend's adress for the casual encounters and tons of men drove up to her home looking for sex. She had to call the cops and put off a sign.

I won't, I'm too afraid too now, lol. I wasn't going to before, but I'm still watching myself around you

Don't cross me either though, lol

Well, I wouldn't, you're my buddy!!

Yay!

Our red-shouldered hawks have also been busy. Today we saw one rip a small branch off of a pine tree. It had a pinecone on it! Then s/he dropped it in the middle of the yard while flying toward the nest. I guess it was as heavy as it looked.

Hehe. We always think of critters as "knowing what they are doing" (despite watching our dogs, cats- and children and spouses).

When I used to live on the lake- I was out in the canoe with a friend and we were watching a Great Blue Heron (a juvenile) and I had JUST commented on "how graceful" it was when it tried to light on a dead tree limb- which cracked and dumped the bird into the water.

Note to self, do not cross King Of Beasts.

Mreow.

Why do you just occasionally say that?!

Well, why not??

Good point

Exactly!! XD

Hey Liz.

Hi, what's wrong?

I don't know. I'm feeling sick to the stomach, but anyway....


They gonna clean up your looks,
With all the lies in the books,
To make a citizen outta you.
Because they sleep with a gun,
And keep an eye on you son,
So they can watch all the things you do.
Because the drugs never work,
They gonna give you a smirk,
'Cause they got methods of keepin' you clean.
They gonna rip off your head,
Your aspirations to shreds,
Another cog in the murder machine!


They.
Say.
All.
Teenagers scare the livin [censored] outta me!
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed!
So darken your clothes,
Or strike a violent pose!
Maybe they'll leave you alone but not me!

The.
Boys.
And.
Girls in the clique,
The awful names that they stick,
You're never gonna fit in much kid.
But if you're troubled and hurt,
What you've got under your shirt,
Will make em pay for the things that they did!

-hands you some ginger ale and raspberry tea-

Settles your tummy. And here's some mint.

Thank you -gives Liz some septims-

Why thank ye, kind sir!

My son has decided that rolling on my bed and making squeaky noises is a good idea. It's so cute!!

D'awwwwwww! Snuggles is adorable!

Well, yeah. He grabbed a lock of my hair and is attempting to count the individual strands. Ow.

That's still cute, but that's cuz I'm not the one getting my hair pulled

I'm always getting my hair pulled at some point.

Welcome to my world

My son's trying to avoid falling asleep before his bedtime by being hyper and silly lol