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Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 16 2013, 03:31 AM) *

QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 15 2013, 06:23 PM) *

So today was a hell of a day . . .

Some white screen popped up saying my computer was locked by the FBI for illegal distribution and downloading music, movies, etc and or child pornography and that I was under investigation. I freaked out. I started peeking out the window, getting my bat ready(I was in my boxers lol) and nothing. I shut down my computer and when I tried to turn it back on, the entire screen was black.

I was like "Oh hell no, the Federal swine hacked through."

Then it hit me. The FBI wouldn't ever announce they are investigating a person. They wouldn't ask for a $300 fine and I never downloaded or watched child porngraphy nor did anyone ever use my laptop(I have a password so that no one can find out I write fanfictions. It's my dark secret). I later found out it was malware virus.

Long story short, my computer is back and I'm still checking for viruses.

Tonight I had my first class for Lifeguarding. The pre test was hard as hell, but I passed it. The women put us guys to shame when they swam 12 laps almost flawless and the couch berated us for being out of shape and letting girls beat us. tongue.gif

It's Friday night and I am home typing this instead of going out and hitting on women. Lame, I know, but I need some rest.


How did you stay so calm with the computer situation blink.gif

At first when I saw the warning I freaked out and threw a tantrum. Then I stopped and thought about it. I used the internet on my Playstation and found out it was just a virus. I figured it was since I always hear cop cars in the neighborhood and this time I didn't hear anything at all.

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Your computer can't give other people's computers viruses can it?


whistling.gif

King Of Beasts
QUOTE
At first when I saw the warning I freaked out and threw a tantrum. Then I stopped and thought about it. I used the internet on my Playstation and found out it was just a virus. I figured it was since I always hear cop cars in the neighborhood and this time I didn't hear anything at all.



Do you have any idea how you got the virus?


QUOTE
Your computer can't give other people's computers viruses can it?


whistling.gif [\quote]


DON'T INFECT MY COMPUTER! -grabs laptop and runs away-


EDIT: I CAN'T FIX THE QUOTE WALL mad.gif
Darkness Eternal
Hacking in right now. Your parent's credit card information, your personal information and your naughty web histories will be mine.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 15 2013, 06:43 PM) *

Hacking in right now. Your parent's credit card information, your personal information and your naughty web histories will be mine.


Leave me alone! -deletes web history, credit card data, personal info, and shuts down laptop-

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mALX
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 15 2013, 09:43 PM) *

Hacking in right now. Your parent's credit card information, your personal information and your naughty web histories will be mine.



Would you mind pressing your house and car keys into a wax mold and sending it to me so I can inspect them? Oh, and please enclose an itinerary for times when you are gone from home...(cough cough)

*mALX dons black hood and cape while giving evil laugh*

"BWAAAHAAAHAAA"




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King Coin
Just use protection. whistling.gif
Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(King Coin @ Feb 16 2013, 03:49 AM) *

Priceless! I love it!
mALX
QUOTE(King Coin @ Feb 15 2013, 09:49 PM) *



ROFL!!!! Also, great artwork, for whoever drew it!
Elisabeth Hollow
My computer isn't saving any of the progress I've made on my fanfic.

I just lost an entire chapter. Then it decided to delete bits and pieces of other chapters. I don't understand.
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 15 2013, 11:31 PM) *

My computer isn't saving any of the progress I've made on my fanfic.

I just lost an entire chapter. Then it decided to delete bits and pieces of other chapters. I don't understand.



Maybe it is saving them somewhere else. Go to "Recent Places and look, you should be able to track them down, then re-save them to a place of your choosing.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 15 2013, 10:33 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 15 2013, 11:31 PM) *

My computer isn't saving any of the progress I've made on my fanfic.

I just lost an entire chapter. Then it decided to delete bits and pieces of other chapters. I don't understand.



Maybe it is saving them somewhere else. Go to "Recent Places and look, you should be able to track them down, then re-save them to a place of your choosing.

It's all in one document, would it do that?
King Coin
Uhhh... Sounds like DE isn't the only one with a virus.


EDIT: or else your hard drive is F'd.
mALX
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 15 2013, 11:40 PM) *

QUOTE(mALX @ Feb 15 2013, 10:33 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 15 2013, 11:31 PM) *

My computer isn't saving any of the progress I've made on my fanfic.

I just lost an entire chapter. Then it decided to delete bits and pieces of other chapters. I don't understand.



Maybe it is saving them somewhere else. Go to "Recent Places and look, you should be able to track them down, then re-save them to a place of your choosing.

It's all in one document, would it do that?



How can you have all that on one document? I think there has to be a limit to the amount of data one document can hold.

Here is what I would do:

1. Create a file under documents and name it the title of your story.

2. Go to your story on here, copy paste each chapter onto one document apiece. Save it as Chapter 1, chapter 2, etc. - and save it to that file.

That way you only lose what you've written since your last posted chapter.


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Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Coin @ Feb 15 2013, 10:44 PM) *

Uhhh... Sounds like DE isn't the only one with a virus.


EDIT: or else your hard drive is F'd.

EW, HE GAVE IT TO ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

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How can you have all that on one document? I think there has to be a limit to the amount of data one document can hold.


I just add on every chapter.

And okay, I'll separate the chapters now.
treydog
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 15 2013, 11:46 PM) *

QUOTE(King Coin @ Feb 15 2013, 10:44 PM) *

Uhhh... Sounds like DE isn't the only one with a virus.


EDIT: or else your hard drive is F'd.

EW, HE GAVE IT TO ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

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How can you have all that on one document? I think there has to be a limit to the amount of data one document can hold.


I just add on every chapter.

And okay, I'll separate the chapters now.

The other thing to do- besides saving to a jump drive- is to email the chapters to yourself. I know this is kinda "horse gone- NOW close the barn doors," but....

Also- please DO download and install a good free antivirus, such as Avast or AVG and run a full scan. Also, get the free version of Malwarebytes and run that.
Black Hand
QUOTE(treydog @ Feb 16 2013, 04:43 AM) *
Also- please DO download and install a good free antivirus, such as Avast or AVG and run a full scan. Also, get the free version of Malwarebytes and run that.



Avast and Comodo Firewall/Antivirus is a good free combo. Comodo tends to get a little annoying at first, but that's the price of liberty. Eternal vigilance.
mirocu
I use Advanced Systemcare together with Windows Defender and firewall. Maybe not the most bulletproof combo but it seems to do the trick for me.
King Coin
Been writing this program today.

Run, crash.

"Why doesn't my sort function work?"
Oh.
Darkness Eternal
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 05:46 AM) *

EW, HE GAVE IT TO ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

You know you wanted the virus.
King Coin
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 16 2013, 06:04 PM) *

rollinglaugh.gif
mALX
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 16 2013, 07:04 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 05:46 AM) *

EW, HE GAVE IT TO ME! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!

You know you wanted the virus.



SPEW!!!!! I nearly lost my whole PC falling on it laughing !!!!! ROFL !!!! Awesome, DE !!!!


@ KC - You know you are too tired to be doing homework when you can't find the missing parameter in this script, ROFL !!!!
Elisabeth Hollow
I am so... ANGRY. Some guy walked in and stole something from EVERY section of the store, and the camera is too blurry to see.

I'm also out f***ing out of shape that I couldn't run after him and get his license plate. He had a friend waiting outside down the side of the building and sped off.

ERRRGGGHHHHHHH. I HATE IT when people steal! You are taking money from the store, which affects MY paycheck, which, in turn, messes with me providing for my son! We are BARELY making it now, who does he think he is?!

HE STOLE A FRICKIN TV TRAY!!!! Really??!! Why? WHY??
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:18 PM) *

I am so... ANGRY. Some guy walked in and stole something from EVERY section of the store, and the camera is too blurry to see.

I'm also out f***ing out of shape that I couldn't run after him and get his license plate. He had a friend waiting outside down the side of the building and sped off.

ERRRGGGHHHHHHH. I HATE IT when people steal! You are taking money from the store, which affects MY paycheck, which, in turn, messes with me providing for my son! We are BARELY making it now, who does he think he is?!

HE STOLE A FRICKIN TV TRAY!!!! Really??!! Why? WHY??


WHAT THE F***! THAT D*******! Wasn't there anybody else there with you mad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
There was, and she's slower than I am.

Right after I came in, raving, ranting and cursing, someone called and I go "THANK YOU FOR CALLING[store name] HOW CAN I FRICKIN HELP YOU?!!"

Luckily it was another employee XD
King Of Beasts
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There was, and she's slower than I am.

Right after I came in, raving, ranting and cursing, someone called and I go "THANK YOU FOR CALLING[store name] HOW CAN I FRICKIN HELP YOU?!!"

Luckily it was another employee XD


I need to go work where you do, you need someone who is capable of catching thieves rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
We do!
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:28 PM) *

We do!


Why do so many people steal from the store you work at blink.gif

I hope you don't ever get robbed at gunpoint, you have to be careful sad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 16 2013, 10:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:28 PM) *

We do!


Why do so many people steal from the store you work at blink.gif

I hope you don't ever get robbed at gunpoint, you have to be careful sad.gif

You know what makes me even angrier? I forgot to call the damn police.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:31 PM) *

QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 16 2013, 10:29 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:28 PM) *

We do!


Why do so many people steal from the store you work at blink.gif

I hope you don't ever get robbed at gunpoint, you have to be careful sad.gif

You know what makes me even angrier? I forgot to call the damn police.


Isn't there suppose to be some button you press and the police come?

I'm sorry you had a bad day Liz sad.gif I thought my day was crappy because one of the fish died, but being ribbed doesn't sound. you should try to calm down though. Being upset won't do much.

McBadgere
I tried to do the thoroughly romantic thing of buying a ring for my wife when we were out on our "Valentine's weekend date" thing...*Facepalm*...Yeah, it could have gone wrong sooo many other ways...

*Sigh*...

Never marry someone with aspergers...

Surprise *Check*...

Choosing *Check*...

Guilt about price *Check*...

*Sigh*...

WHY DO YOU WOMEN COMPLAIN ABOUT US BEING UNROMANTIC AND THEN MAKE IT SO DIFFICULT WHEN WE ACTUALLY TRY?!!... dry.gif ....
Elisabeth Hollow
When I worked at Walmart we had a button, but not at a dinky dollar store.
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:53 PM) *

When I worked at Walmart we had a button, but not at a dinky dollar store.


Even the security is cheap laugh.gif


I'm sorry, I couldn't resist making a Corny joke sad.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 16 2013, 10:57 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 08:53 PM) *

When I worked at Walmart we had a button, but not at a dinky dollar store.


Even the security is cheap laugh.gif


I'm sorry, I couldn't resist making a Corny joke sad.gif

I laughed XD
Kiln
Walmart is one of the least likely places to be robbed overtly because there are so many cameras and eyes in the stores.

You're more likely to be robbed in a small store any day of the week.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Kiln @ Feb 16 2013, 11:12 PM) *

Walmart is one of the least likely places to be robbed overtly because there are so many cameras and eyes in the stores.

You're more likely to be robbed in a small store any day of the week.

Ehhhhh... the one I worked at was robbed 3 times(the bank was, anyways), and had an attempted kidnapping. All while i worked there. I was there for 4 months. I've been at this current store for a year and it's never been robbed.

Look, I probably jinxed myself XD
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 09:22 PM) *

QUOTE(Kiln @ Feb 16 2013, 11:12 PM) *

Walmart is one of the least likely places to be robbed overtly because there are so many cameras and eyes in the stores.

You're more likely to be robbed in a small store any day of the week.

Ehhhhh... the one I worked at was robbed 3 times(the bank was, anyways), and had an attempted kidnapping. All while i worked there. I was there for 4 months. I've been at this current store for a year and it's never been robbed.

Look, I probably jinxed myself XD


QUICK, KNOCK ON WOOD panic.gif
Uleni Athram
Goddamn, Liz. You should try talking to the manager or whoever is in charge of that place and convince him to hire some sort of security, like Kobby said. That, or atleast buy some decent security cameras. Or even a patrolling clerk.

*Le Shrug*

Just my two cents, take it for what it is.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 16 2013, 11:27 PM) *

Goddamn, Liz. You should try talking to the manager or whoever is in charge of that place and convince him to hire some sort of security, like Kobby said. That, or atleast buy some decent security cameras. Or even a patrolling clerk.

*Le Shrug*

Just my two cents, take it for what it is.

Because of the shrinkage (stolen goods) we can't afford a security team.

As far as I know.

And we just had our cameras updated. I don't know if we can update them again. But I'm definitely having a word with my DM about this.

And I'm going to work out more. I miss my punching bag so much. I can still pack a decent punch, but what good is that if you can't catch anyone??

VENGEANCE.
Uleni Athram
VENGEAAAAAAANCE! VENGEAAAAAAANCE FOR ZUL'JIN! Raaaaaaaaaaagh! And its good you have a punching bag; I wish I did, when things IRL go rocky. Like the other day.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 16 2013, 11:35 PM) *

VENGEAAAAAAANCE! VENGEAAAAAAANCE FOR ZUL'JIN! Raaaaaaaaaaagh! And its good you have a punching bag; I wish I did, when things IRL go rocky. Like the other day.

Once we get a house I'll set it up again and continue to TRY to become a bad*ss lol
King Of Beasts
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 09:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 16 2013, 11:35 PM) *

VENGEAAAAAAANCE! VENGEAAAAAAANCE FOR ZUL'JIN! Raaaaaaaaaaagh! And its good you have a punching bag; I wish I did, when things IRL go rocky. Like the other day.

Once we get a house I'll set it up again and continue to TRY to become a bad*ss lol


I can see an image of you roundhouse kicking the next guy who tried to steal a bag of stir fry from your store in the face! Thats priceless! rollinglaugh.gif
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Feb 16 2013, 11:46 PM) *

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 09:44 PM) *

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 16 2013, 11:35 PM) *

VENGEAAAAAAANCE! VENGEAAAAAAANCE FOR ZUL'JIN! Raaaaaaaaaaagh! And its good you have a punching bag; I wish I did, when things IRL go rocky. Like the other day.

Once we get a house I'll set it up again and continue to TRY to become a bad*ss lol


I can see an image of you roundhouse kicking the next guy who tried to steal a bag of stir fry from your store in the face! Thats priceless! rollinglaugh.gif

LMFAO!!!!
Darkness Eternal
That sucks major dragon

Criminals. Eh! I hate their scum! I am sorry to hear that.
Elisabeth Hollow
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Feb 17 2013, 12:57 AM) *

That sucks major dragon

Criminals. Eh! I hate their scum! I am sorry to hear that.

That made me smile :]

Gracias, Spasiba, Danke, etc. etc. :]
Destri Melarg
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Feb 16 2013, 09:32 PM) *

And I'm going to work out more. I miss my punching bag so much. I can still pack a decent punch, but what good is that if you can't catch anyone??

VENGEANCE.

No, you will not.

Look Liz we all love you here, so I guess it's left to me to tell you not to be an idiot. If you want to get in shape for your own benefit then please, by all means, go to the gym, hit the bag or lift a Hyundai. I know that I will be rooting for you.

But if it is your intention to use your new-found fitness to chase would be shoplifters down the street like The Fist of Goodness then please, sit down, drink a glass of water and repeat your mantra until the feeling subsides. You are far too important to your son to risk your health over a g**d**m tv tray! nono.gif

Playing the hero for a company whose 'upgraded cameras' still can't catch a sharp image of a shoplifter is just a losing proposition, if you ask me. Especially when you consider that if, heaven forbid, something were to happen to you after you had chased the perpetrator for five blocks your store would argue that they don’t owe you anything because your injuries weren’t sustained in the store!
mirocu
I so agree with Destri here, Elisabeth. Although I very much understand your anger, getting a knife in your belly would not accomplish anything. I´m very sorry you got robbed, but you have to take care of yourself Hug_emoticon.gif
Uleni Athram
I just watched, FINALLY, this infamous video of 2 girls and 1 cup.

I died.
mirocu
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 17 2013, 11:01 AM) *

I just watched, FINALLY, this infamous video of 2 girls and 1 cup.

I died.

Linky?? hehe.gif
Uleni Athram
Are you sure you want to? Believe me, dude.

"Disgusting is just a word. The reality is far, FAR, worse."
mirocu
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Feb 17 2013, 11:09 AM) *

Are you sure you want to? Believe me, dude.

"Disgusting is just a word. The reality is far, FAR, worse."

Actually now I regret asking for the link. Thankfully my mind is equipped with a powerful memory deletion mod.
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