So today was a hell of a day . . .
Some white screen popped up saying my computer was locked by the FBI for illegal distribution and downloading music, movies, etc and or child pornography and that I was under investigation. I freaked out. I started peeking out the window, getting my bat ready(I was in my boxers lol) and nothing. I shut down my computer and when I tried to turn it back on, the entire screen was black.
I was like "Oh hell no, the Federal swine hacked through."
Then it hit me. The FBI wouldn't ever announce they are investigating a person. They wouldn't ask for a $300 fine and I never downloaded or watched child porngraphy nor did anyone ever use my laptop(I have a password so that no one can find out I write fanfictions. It's my dark secret). I later found out it was malware virus.
Long story short, my computer is back and I'm still checking for viruses.
Tonight I had my first class for Lifeguarding. The pre test was hard as hell, but I passed it. The women put us guys to shame when they swam 12 laps almost flawless and the couch berated us for being out of shape and letting girls beat us.

It's Friday night and I am home typing this instead of going out and hitting on women. Lame, I know, but I need some rest.
How did you stay so calm with the computer situation

At first when I saw the warning I freaked out and threw a tantrum. Then I stopped and thought about it. I used the internet on my Playstation and found out it was just a virus. I figured it was since I always hear cop cars in the neighborhood and this time I didn't hear anything at all.
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Your computer can't give other people's computers viruses can it?
