Instead of blending foods you hate, eat these type things:

Applesauce
Jello
Sherbet
Pudding
Soup
Etc.

No, mALX, that would mean we would have to use comment sense!! XD

I think I survived on chicken broth when I got my tooth pulled. I was 9 so I don't remember. I DO remember my stepdad asking my mom "Should we blend the broth, just in case?" XD

I ate all of the pudding, lol. There is a very specific reason I can't buy pudding anymore, but now that I can't eat solid food......


Apperently I have to blend the soups I like. I like all that chunky soul with extra meat, and big pieces if potato, bit I'm. Im not supposed to chew it, so I have to blend it. Souo Doesn't taste that bad blended, I just dont like chili.

Mashed potatoes.

Yes, because blending the broth will definitely destroy all the micro sized chunks of meat!

Mashed avocados will give you everything you need nutritionally... then you can chase it down with ice cream!

Mmmmm.......that sounds delicious. I'm starting to get hungry again

-dry heaves-

Gehhhhh...

*Walks into thread and reads...Thinks about the job he's off to in an hour, shakes head sadly and exits again...*...

...

-flying ninja kick to the head-

-Sits back in thread and silently eats pudding-

This should be good.

...

Et tu Kato?... ...

What?!

Is that even a language


BTW, who is the "Guest" that appears in the online members list?

Oh you child... ...

Julius Ceaser?...He apparently said "Et tu Brute" (latin for "And you Brutus?") when he's being stabby-stabby-McKilled?...

Inspector Cluseau(?) had an assisstant called Kato who would randomly jump out and do ninja stuff at him?...

Combined?..

...

Oh! That makes sense now.

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Foxy wanted to add his rap to the boards, so here it is:


MALX!


Yo ya bad girl - yer want to rhyme?
Hangin' with Foxy's sure fixed ya fine!
Da Ghetto rap be sure like crack
Once ya go there- ain't getting back!
So Kobby Uleni and Malx can rhyme
But ya ain't touching da King of Crime!
Ah'm hanging out now in da valley'uf death
but don'cha think ah'm outta breath
For when ah saw da rapping begin
Ah hadda shoot back, sure as sin!


Now sum'off da rap is cool, no shit
An' some even looks like it's a hit,
But remember y'guys when ya crack wise
Ain't no way ya can dis-a-guise
Da truth dat rap's got LAWS! Yeah guys-
It's got to scan so ya words elide
An' move and twist, so inside the meter
Your rap even be pentamic hexameter
So Snoop and Homer be one of a kind
In makin' da words wriggle in ya mind!


Yeah - dissin' da man be da trick
But lemme tell ya, an' this isn't shit,
Been done before in history's age
Cuz ya guys didn't invent poetic rage!
Y'all check out dis Shakespeare dude
He told tales too of his bad 'hood
Ya want baaad, take Marlow, man
Freakin' poet and spy and hell-lovin' man
So here's to rappers whose words ya hack-
Everything's old now a-comming back!!!!


Love...

FOXY




*

Too lazy to rap back. Maybe when I decide to use my brain I'll respond!

Wow. My rapping skills are so terrible I'm not even considered in ANYTHING XD

I've decided to respond back! I can't step down from a challenge!

Who says you need to be a poet to rap,
I'm gonna break the rules,
Cuz I don't need this crap!
I don't got the time to beef with someone I don't know,
So quit fighting back, cuz I'm about to blow!
I am the king,
And you are the jester,
Now dance for me,
While I scribble down my rhymes on this paper!
You've unleashed the beast,
I can hear the call of the hunt,
There will be no mercy in this battle,
Cuz there's only room for blood.
So go ahead,
And try to bite back,
But everyone here already knows,
That KoB is also the king of rap!







No offense intended, I don't know Foxy too well, and I don't want to offend him

...

*Goes off to find the bar...*...

WHOOPITT!!...yeah...

He sent that before you joined in the Rap wars.

Nobody mentioned me when I joined either XD

I'll have a rap battle with you if you want

So you can stomp me? No thank you XD I'm no good at insulting unless I can curse. I'm just not eloquent that way.

I did, you said your name was Lizzeh, so that is what I called you in a couple of mine.

You sure........

Very sure XD

Okay.

Aww! XD

Here is an excerpt:

And then they promptly forgot XD

I noticed it, I was just too engaged in the battle with Uleni!

That rap battle offer is still open.....

No thanks XD I was just picking on y'all. I'd get the floor mopped with me.

I'm not that good

You're better than me XD

Prove it

Roses are red
violence are blue
whoops, wrong word
Poo

I'll try to write a poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have writer's block,
What about you?

What you have to do is mention her in your Rap:


Lizzeh contended but then she fell
Dropped on out; now is giving me hell
Shucka shucka shucka shucka, she's giving me hell
Shucka shucka shucka shucka




*

FOXY? Its kinda heartwarming to know he's still around, but I haven't seen him around recently!

It has been over a year, and boy is he ever missed!

Sooner or later -

No matter how long they've been gone -

Everyone returns to Chorrol.com...



(p.s. second the hope he's well )

And his legendary sense of humour, I guess!

RANDOM BLOCK OF SNOW!!





It was just sitting there in the middle if the road!

We hat to unload a truck with around 800 pieces today. Chemicals, drinks, dogfood, etc etc. Towards the end my arms started giving out, and I saw a box that looked really heavy and used a little more strength than I should have, and whacked myself in the nose with the box of FOAM PLATES XD

Be careful!

Did it hurt?

It hurt my ego XD

Have an Ego Cookie!

...wow XD

Shouldn't it be an Ego Waffle?