Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Unrelated news; I'm getting rid of some of my BB guns. Not using them anyway. Gonna keep the AK-47 though
Ak-47 BB gun? You'll put everyone's eyes out!
Not if you shoot mushrooms with it 
What did the mushrooms ever do to you? Mushroom killer!!
They grew in the lawn by the cottage where we don't want them.
Funny thing; I don't think I've seen them since then and it was in 2014!
Funny thing; I don't think I've seen them since then and it was in 2014!
They got the message it seems!
Apparently they did But it also means I haven't shot with it since 2014. Still like it though; it's an AK after all!
So go find a squ- er, Khajiit means a completely non-animal target and shoot the thing!
Nah. I actually just wanted it because it was an AK. Pretty lame reason actually considering it was quite expensive 
When Khajiit was very young, he had a BB gun you had to pump up a few times before shooting it. He then moved up to a single shot bolt action .22 rifle. Had a little range set up that you could attach paper bullseyes to and shoot safely. Good times!
I have a pellet gun that you have to pump a few times before each shot; selling that too if I can. I have two break-open ones anyway that my dad and his sister had when they were kids. Real wood and nice shooters
You selling those too?
No no no!
They are actually my dad's although he never shoots them. But I wouldn't sell them if they were mine anyway. They are nice, they work fine and they have a simple design. I like em
They are actually my dad's although he never shoots them. But I wouldn't sell them if they were mine anyway. They are nice, they work fine and they have a simple design. I like em
Yeah Khajiit was going to say that he'd hang on to those.
The pump one is plastic and while it works fine, I don't need more pellet guns. Actually zeroed in a cheap red dot on it last summer which I will leave on as it doesn't fit anything else anyway and is a bit unreliable.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 01:31 PM) 
The pump one is plastic and while it works fine, I don't need more pellet guns. Actually zeroed in a cheap red dot on it last summer which I will leave on as it doesn't fit anything else anyway and is a bit unreliable.
Yeah, Khajiit's first "deer gun" was an Italian Carcano rifle (where Da got that from this one has no clue) and it had a crappy red dot on it.
I'm a bit old school not only with video games; I prefer iron sights or a regular scope.
NON OF THAT FANCY HIGH-TEC LASER THING FOR ME!!
NON OF THAT FANCY HIGH-TEC LASER THING FOR ME!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 01:57 PM)
I'm a bit old school not only with video games; I prefer iron sights or a regular scope.
NON OF THAT FANCY HIGH-TEC LASER THING FOR ME!!
Same here
I think it's mostly because they require batteries and if they go out the gun is basically useless. I know you can replace them and modern batteries are good etc etc, but I think that is what does it for me.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 02:03 PM)
I think it's mostly because they require batteries and if they go out the gun is basically useless. I know you can replace them and modern batteries are good etc etc, but I think that is what does it for me.
Well, Khajiit would say why get something that you have to replace something to make it work when you can get something that will always work until the device itself fails?
It appears that "Mouth" is a very good title for Khajiit
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 02:07 PM)
It appears that "Mouth" is a very good title for Khajiit
Please explain. This one doesn't understand your remark.
Well, your title here is Mouth thus far as per obvious obviousness and you just said something I agree with
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 02:48 PM)
Well, your title here is Mouth thus far as per obvious obviousness and you just said something I agree with
Ooooh ok, gotcha! Lol, Khajiit was afraid we were getting our sentiments crossed up.
Evenin' all
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 09:52 PM)
Ooooh ok, gotcha! Lol, Khajiit was afraid we were getting our sentiments crossed up.
I would never insult Khajiit!
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 29 2017, 09:53 PM)
Evenin' all
E!
Thorns!
Hey Cheshire.
How's your day going?
How's your day going?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 02:55 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 09:52 PM)
Ooooh ok, gotcha! Lol, Khajiit was afraid we were getting our sentiments crossed up.
I would never insult Khajiit!
Lol, well, Khajiit doesn't mind if he deserves it.
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 09:59 PM)
Lol, well, Khajiit doesn't mind if he deserves it.
The dangers of the internet; a joke can so easily be misinterpreted
But yeah, it was meant as a play on your chorrol title
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 29 2017, 02:58 PM)
Hey Cheshire.
How's your day going?
Going good! At work though so less good than it could be, but at least it's quiet.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 03:02 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 09:59 PM)
Lol, well, Khajiit doesn't mind if he deserves it.
The dangers of the internet; a joke can so easily be misinterpreted
But yeah, it was meant as a play on your chorrol title
Well we are on the same page now so all's well.
Does Khajiit have an office?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 03:33 PM)
Does Khajiit have an office?
Nope. He is not that important apparently
Unlike Cain then; the Master Lockpick 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 03:36 PM)
Unlike Cain then; the Master Lockpick
Exactly!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 09:23 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 29 2017, 02:58 PM)
Hey Cheshire.
How's your day going?
Going good! At work though so less good than it could be, but at least it's quiet.
Well, that kinda sucks.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 29 2017, 03:54 PM)
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 09:23 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 29 2017, 02:58 PM)
Hey Cheshire.
How's your day going?
Going good! At work though so less good than it could be, but at least it's quiet.
Well, that kinda sucks.
Heh well gotta make that money, after all. Spend it on days off!
Money, money; yeah, yeah! xAd Nauseum
Huh? Moneyz?
Yez, pleaze
Yez, pleaze
*sharpens knife*
Gather your guns; we're going to hit Big Brother
Gather your guns; we're going to hit Big Brother
*points*
-MOTHERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!
-MOTHERLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!!!!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 29 2017, 04:35 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 29 2017, 03:33 PM)
Does Khajiit have an office?
Nope. He is not that important apparently
Cats make their own offices no matter where they are, even in the litter box!
QUOTE(mALX @ Jan 30 2017, 10:19 AM)
Cats make their own offices no matter where they are, even in the litter box!
That is so true
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 25 2017, 03:42 PM)
QUOTE(Cain @ Jan 25 2017, 08:33 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 25 2017, 03:27 PM)
QUOTE(Cain @ Jan 25 2017, 07:57 PM)
Or a Vader suit.
Darth Thornius
I'm no more a Sith than you are.
Jedi Watchman, that's the thing.
To quote Corran Horn(I, Jedi):
"I have been eyeball to eyeball with the dark side more than you will ever know. You stand back and see good and evil on a grand and cosmic scale, but I've been right down there, right at the point where light meets dark. I know that border intimately and while I've toed the terminator line, I've not strayed as much as a micron over it."
Or...
You're not going to the dark side on my watch. Do it on Luke's!"
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 26 2017, 03:50 AM)
Goofy bands like AC/DC also has a place
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
*mALX turns green, grows to giant proportions...*
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Jan 26 2017, 08:06 PM)
My dog so phat
Phat phat dog
Dog so phat she's basically a walking hotdog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBT_7ZIKazk
BWAAHAAA!!!
QUOTE(TheCheshireKhajiit @ Jan 27 2017, 03:46 AM)
Catdog?!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Jan 27 2017, 04:01 AM)
Catdog? Damn, that brings me back to, what, '02? 03? Them old 'toons, breh, they be the shnizzle in my snorkel-shnozzle. And I don't even know what I just said!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8jKH8EUvHg
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Jan 27 2017, 05:29 AM)
SPEW !!!!
QUOTE(Cain @ Jan 27 2017, 08:08 AM)
This is Awesome !!!
QUOTE(Cain @ Jan 27 2017, 11:06 AM)
BWAAHAA !!!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 27 2017, 03:47 PM)
I'll have you know I change all the time!
Drawers don't count!
mALX, are you trying to set a record for the longest post?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Jan 30 2017, 05:10 AM)
mALX, are you trying to set a record for the longest post?
Those were actually a bunch of separate posts, but the forum sticks them together.
So whassup for today?
The sky or the ceiling; pick yer poison, partna'
Don't make me start getting relative on you, Uleni
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