mirocu
Aug 31 2015, 02:58 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 12:58 PM)

Look up my name; you'll find the definition there

It´s another
d´wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
moment
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 04:49 PM
BLLLLEEEEEERRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Too bored to be insane right now, to be honest. What is this... chewy thing you call sanity, anyway? And why does it stink of weakness?
mALX
Aug 31 2015, 05:01 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 05:41 AM)

Ahh, you don't watch Pro-Wrestling, do you? Well then, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of make-believe where muscled sweaty and oily men in briefs pretend to hurt each other, whereupon a trio of commentators make a deal out of it.
This, my good sir, is a Five-Star Frog Splash.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfUZ0qG8nEAs for how I could execute one on a werewolf... I'm Uleni. I do stuff that results in my death. TEEHEE
BWAAHAA! He got a "Nut Crunch" doing his frog splash; I think that makes it a SIX pointer,
mALX
Aug 31 2015, 05:21 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Aug 31 2015, 09:47 AM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 10:41 AM)

Ahh, you don't watch Pro-Wrestling, do you? Well then, allow me to introduce you to the fantastic world of make-believe where muscled sweaty and oily men in briefs pretend to hurt each other, whereupon a trio of commentators make a deal out of it.
This, my good sir, is a Five-Star Frog Splash.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfUZ0qG8nEAs for how I could execute one on a werewolf... I'm Uleni. I do stuff that results in my death. TEEHEE
Used to have a friend who was a big fan of it, but it all seemed far too fake to me to be entertaining.
But that move looks to be bad for everyone involved. Especially if one of them's a werewolf.
If you intend to do such a thing regularly, might a I suggest investing in a silver belt buckle?

And a silver groin protector!
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 11:49 AM)

BLLLLEEEEEERRGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Too bored to be insane right now, to be honest. What is this... chewy thing you call sanity, anyway? And why does it stink of weakness?
It needs a bath.
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 05:28 PM
Well that's one way of saying that sanity stinks; in this case literally! HA I'm going to give my sanity a wash then; let's hope I don't drop the soap, eh?
mALX
Aug 31 2015, 05:34 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 12:28 PM)

Well that's one way of saying that sanity stinks; in this case literally! HA I'm going to give my sanity a wash then; let's hope I don't drop the soap, eh?
Never drop the soap in the shower ...
Uleni Athram
Aug 31 2015, 05:45 PM
Which is why, if I ever find myself in prison, I'll get a tattoo at the middle of my buttocks that says, "Please, kind sir. Please don't."
Yeah this is kinda low and crass humor, but it gets me every time LOL
mALX
Aug 31 2015, 05:51 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 12:45 PM)

Which is why, if I ever find myself in prison, I'll get a tattoo at the middle of my buttocks that says, "Please, kind sir. Please don't."
Yeah this is kinda low and crass humor, but it gets me every time LOL
"Exit Only"
Callidus Thorn
Aug 31 2015, 07:01 PM
Now why does the phrase "red rag to a bull" spring to mind?
Callidus Thorn
Aug 31 2015, 08:22 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 07:26 PM)

*shrugs*
Seemed like a good nickname as any (at least, to my Sheogorath-kissed mind.)
Huh...
I was expecting something inspired and mad Uleni.
I guess Sheogorath's not that good a kisser
mirocu
Sep 1 2015, 11:40 AM
QUOTE(mALX @ Aug 31 2015, 06:51 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Aug 31 2015, 12:45 PM)

Which is why, if I ever find myself in prison, I'll get a tattoo at the middle of my buttocks that says, "Please, kind sir. Please don't."
Yeah this is kinda low and crass humor, but it gets me every time LOL
"Exit Only"
Good advice

And Uleni being too bored to be insane?

Didn´t think that was possible..
Uleni Athram
Sep 1 2015, 12:16 PM
Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
mirocu
Sep 1 2015, 12:36 PM
Then tell me something, mr Uleni....
Are you big in Japan?
Uleni Athram
Sep 1 2015, 12:37 PM
In so many ways.
:cool:
mirocu
Sep 1 2015, 12:56 PM
No further questions
mALX
Sep 1 2015, 08:06 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 07:16 AM)

Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
I love places like this, we have only a couple like that in the area I live, and they are my favorite places. One is also a Chinese restaurant, and ever only has a couple people in there and always the same so I wonder if they are also relatives. But they have the best crab Rangoons I've ever tasted, I go there just for them, lol.
Rohirrim
Sep 1 2015, 08:51 PM
QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 1 2015, 03:06 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 07:16 AM)

Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
I love places like this, we have only a couple like that in the area I live, and they are my favorite places. One is also a Chinese restaurant, and ever only has a couple people in there and always the same so I wonder if they are also relatives. But they have the best crab Rangoons I've ever tasted, I go there just for them, lol.
Ah yes, Crab Rangoon, that undeniably authentic cuisine enjoyed by people all over China.
/s
mALX
Sep 1 2015, 08:56 PM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 1 2015, 03:51 PM)

QUOTE(mALX @ Sep 1 2015, 03:06 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 07:16 AM)

Anything is possible with Insanity!
Anyway, I'm having Chinese for dinner with Da Mumzy today. The store's all quaint and homelike; small, and most of the customers are probably friends of the owners. Which are the only employees; they're a Chinese married couple with impeccable Japanese! The menu's not that high but nor is it cheap either; it's probably because it's personally made with that intimate touch you can't find in chain restaurants.
I love places like this, we have only a couple like that in the area I live, and they are my favorite places. One is also a Chinese restaurant, and ever only has a couple people in there and always the same so I wonder if they are also relatives. But they have the best crab Rangoons I've ever tasted, I go there just for them, lol.
Ah yes, Crab Rangoon, that undeniably authentic cuisine enjoyed by people all over China.
/s
I have no idea if it is an authentic food or not, only that it is delish and I love it, lol.
Rohirrim
Sep 1 2015, 09:52 PM
Yo, Mustard and I want to play some D&D on the interwebs with y'all. It would be via a free service called Roll20. Any takers?
Colonel Mustard
Sep 1 2015, 09:59 PM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 1 2015, 09:52 PM)

Yo, Mustard and I want to play some D&D on the interwebs with y'all. It would be via a free service called Roll20. Any takers?
I'll just add that Roll20 is a really good online hosting tool, and we'll be playing the 5th edition which is very beginner friendly.
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 1 2015, 10:02 PM
It would be easier on myself because I won't feel bad being sassy to y'all lol. I may join.
Callidus Thorn
Sep 1 2015, 10:24 PM
Won't the time differences make things kind of awkward?
Rohirrim
Sep 1 2015, 10:26 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 1 2015, 05:24 PM)

Won't the time differences make things kind of awkward?
I've seen it work before.
Callidus Thorn
Sep 1 2015, 10:34 PM
So how would it actually work? Just like the tabletop game but with all the dicerolls handled by a site?
Rohirrim
Sep 1 2015, 10:38 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 1 2015, 05:34 PM)

So how would it actually work? Just like the tabletop game but with all the dicerolls handled by a site?
More or less, yeah. It also has voice and text chat support, a hex or grid map, and other nifty tools. Check out Roll20, it's easier to experience than explain.
We're not shills, we swear.
Callidus Thorn
Sep 1 2015, 10:47 PM
Eh, much as I've always liked the thought of getting into a D&D game, I could never justify the cost of it.
Rohirrim
Sep 1 2015, 11:06 PM
Here's the link if anyone else is interested:
https://app.roll20.net/join/1006528/w5bmZAEdit: Here are the basic rules if you don't/can't want to buy/pirate the Player's Handbook.
https://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/basicrules
Elisabeth Hollow
Sep 2 2015, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 1 2015, 04:24 PM)

Won't the time differences make things kind of awkward?
I've already played with Colonel.
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 03:37 AM
I'm in faster than you could say, "Ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhh!"
Haven't played DnD, though. Not once in my life. But I've been waiting for the chance to play a DnD since forever, and since there's talk of 5E being very beginner-friendly, I am willing to suffer growth-pains just to play it!
Rohirrim
Sep 2 2015, 03:56 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 10:37 PM)

I'm in faster than you could say, "Ahh ahh ahhhhhhhhh!"
Haven't played DnD, though. Not once in my life. But I've been waiting for the chance to play a DnD since forever, and since there's talk of 5E being very beginner-friendly, I am willing to suffer growth-pains just to play it!
Nobody in Osaka plays Donjoru no Duragon?
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 04:26 AM
Nope. They play Yu-Gi-Oh and other assorted card dueling games rather than tabletop sessions. They really don't veer into this kinda territory and I don't know why.
Rohirrim
Sep 2 2015, 04:31 AM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 11:26 PM)

Nope. They play Yu-Gi-Oh and other assorted card dueling games rather than tabletop sessions. They really don't veer into this kinda territory and I don't know why.
And here I was thinking you would call me out on my BS Romaji.
Callidus Thorn
Sep 2 2015, 07:29 AM
Is it just me, or is the player/possible player list starting to look
real familiar
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 07:32 AM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 2 2015, 12:31 PM)

QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 1 2015, 11:26 PM)

Nope. They play Yu-Gi-Oh and other assorted card dueling games rather than tabletop sessions. They really don't veer into this kinda territory and I don't know why.
And here I was thinking you would call me out on my BS Romaji.
Too obvious, Rohirrim. You must be subtle in order to garner this Mad One's gaze
Colonel Mustard
Sep 2 2015, 07:40 AM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 2 2015, 07:29 AM)

Is it just me, or is the player/possible player list starting to look
real familiar

God dammit, we have a certain crowd
Callidus Thorn
Sep 2 2015, 08:36 AM
Crowd? Apparently we have a Guild of Roleplayers here at Chorrol
mirocu
Sep 2 2015, 09:15 AM
QUOTE(Rohirrim @ Sep 1 2015, 10:52 PM)

Yo, Mustard and I want to play some D&D on the interwebs with y'all. It would be via a free service called Roll20. Any takers?
You´re playing D&D....

QUOTE(Colonel Mustard @ Sep 1 2015, 10:59 PM)

I'll just add that Roll20 is a really good online hosting tool, and we'll be playing the 5th edition which is very beginner friendly.
You´re playing D&D..!

QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Sep 1 2015, 11:02 PM)

It would be easier on myself because I won't feel bad being sassy to y'all lol. I may join.
This whole forum......
is playing D&D!!
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 09:19 AM
I call dibs on the Sports and Sorceries Teacher's position in this Guild, with Chaos Magick as my specialist curriculum. I can already taste the tears of my would-be students...
In any case, I'm reading 5E's free guidebook right now. You guys are right. It is nooby-friendly. I will come back when I have completed my studies in this.
Callidus Thorn
Sep 2 2015, 09:32 AM
That reminds me. What are the rules for multiclassing characters these days?
I always loved playing Elven Rogue/Wizards in Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights 1&2, albeit under differing rulesets.
mirocu
Sep 2 2015, 11:55 AM
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 12:07 PM
*groans*
What an anticlimactic end for what should've been a new and fun venue for me. GodDAYUM EET, guys. Roll20 doesn't support mobile browsers (unless you pay) and since my computer's not really alive anymore, I can't really find a way to join you.

Ah, well. I'll take out this sudden bout of frustration on you guys and make your characters SUFFER in the Sutch RP; I'm petty and malicious that way :evil:
mirocu
Sep 2 2015, 12:42 PM
Then happy for not joining, I am
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 12:47 PM
Oh, you'll feel my wrath, too, mirocu-San. In fact, you're all going to get the U, my Chorrolian Friends. I'm going to put you all out of MY misery! KWEH FEH HEHEHEHEHEHEH
Ah, too lazy to be an Omnicidal Lunatic today as well...
mirocu
Sep 2 2015, 01:03 PM
Then you shall roam these forums, forever searching after long-lost members while crying out in eternal loneliness...
Hihihihi
Colonel Mustard
Sep 2 2015, 02:00 PM
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Sep 2 2015, 09:32 AM)

That reminds me. What are the rules for multiclassing characters these days?
I always loved playing Elven Rogue/Wizards in Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights 1&2, albeit under differing rulesets.
It's perfectly legal, but probably unnecessary; the rogue in 5E has the arcane trickster archetype, which basically does what you suggest without weakening your character by multiclassing with a spellcaster. This way you get your sneaking and your spellcasting without having to sacrifice precious spell slots.
Callidus Thorn
Sep 2 2015, 03:33 PM
I loved the idea of the Arcane Trickster in Neverwinter Nights 2, but making it a rogue archetype looks to have robbed it of a lot of it's flexibility, from what I can find.
Rohirrim
Sep 2 2015, 04:01 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 2 2015, 07:07 AM)

*groans*
What an anticlimactic end for what should've been a new and fun venue for me. GodDAYUM EET, guys. Roll20 doesn't support mobile browsers (unless you pay) and since my computer's not really alive anymore, I can't really find a way to join you.

Ah, well. I'll take out this sudden bout of frustration on you guys and make your characters SUFFER in the Sutch RP; I'm petty and malicious that way :evil:

You can use it on a tablet iirc.
Uleni Athram
Sep 2 2015, 04:38 PM
Used to have have one. *slinks down in despair*
Rohirrim
Sep 2 2015, 04:50 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 2 2015, 11:38 AM)

Used to have have one. *slinks down in despair*
Well, your birthday's coming up, right? PCs are cheaper than ever...
Callidus Thorn
Sep 2 2015, 04:58 PM
QUOTE(Uleni Athram @ Sep 2 2015, 12:07 PM)

*groans*
What an anticlimactic end for what should've been a new and fun venue for me. GodDAYUM EET, guys. Roll20 doesn't support mobile browsers (unless you pay) and since my computer's not really alive anymore, I can't really find a way to join you.
Ah, well. I'll take out this sudden bout of frustration on you guys and make your characters SUFFER in the Sutch RP; I'm petty and malicious that way :evil: 
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