I have one thing to ask you then... Do you feel lucky, punk?
Well, do you?
Full Version: The Everything Thread
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Callidus. Buddy. Pal. Homeboy. You really think you can bring my NES empire down even with the weight of this community?
I have one thing to ask you then... Do you feel lucky, punk?
Well, do you?
I have one thing to ask you then... Do you feel lucky, punk?
Well, do you?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:37 AM) 
Callidus. Buddy. Pal. Homeboy. You really think you can bring my NES empire down even with the weight of this community?
I have one thing to ask you then... Do you feel lucky, punk?
Well, do you?
Actually, yes
Youīll just get tired, trust me 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:44 AM)
Youīll just get tired, trust me
Well, it oughta keep me amused for a few hours...
Hmm....
Maybe I'll just break out Oblivion instead.
Yeah.
Later
News flash; Many young gamers today cannot finish the first level in Super Mario Bros for the NES.
Let that sink in for awhile....
Let that sink in for awhile....
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 09:49 PM)
News flash; Many young gamers today cannot finish the first level in Super Mario Bros for the NES.
Let that sink in for awhile....
because modern games are dumbed down for the lowest common denominator....
*sighs*
[rant]
I know, but still! If you die running into the very first Goomba first time playing, how the ***** can you do it a second time!??? This blows my mind so hard! Me and my brother instantly understood the mechanics and the controls, itīs not hard at all!
Oh, dear lord.....
[/rant]
I know, but still! If you die running into the very first Goomba first time playing, how the ***** can you do it a second time!??? This blows my mind so hard! Me and my brother instantly understood the mechanics and the controls, itīs not hard at all!
Oh, dear lord.....
[/rant]
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:49 AM)
News flash; Many young gamers today cannot finish the first level in Super Mario Bros for the NES.
Let that sink in for awhile....
Very true.
Because most of them don't have a NES, they've got newer, better consoles
But yeah, gaming went mainstream, and idiots got into it. And the whole games market suffers as a result
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:49 AM)
News flash; Many young gamers today cannot finish the first level in Super Mario Bros for the NES.
Let that sink in for awhile....
But that level is really easy.
Do you have some kind of source?
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Mar 17 2014, 12:47 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:49 AM)
News flash; Many young gamers today cannot finish the first level in Super Mario Bros for the NES.
Let that sink in for awhile....
But that level is really easy.
Do you have some kind of source?
Of course, I didnīt make this up. A youtube video about this had the info and I think itīs safe to say he didnīt make it up either.
@Call - No, they donīt have a NES. They have Xbox One with the constant need to be online, where you just rent your games without never really owning them, and that requires another device (the Kinect) to even work besides the solid internet connection.
What does my NES need? An electric outlet and a game I own 100%. You tell me what system is the better one
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 03:20 PM)
QUOTE(ImperialSnob @ Mar 17 2014, 12:47 PM)
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 10:49 AM)
News flash; Many young gamers today cannot finish the first level in Super Mario Bros for the NES.
Let that sink in for awhile....
But that level is really easy.
Do you have some kind of source?
Of course, I didnīt make this up. A youtube video about this had the info and I think itīs safe to say he didnīt make it up either.
@Call - No, they donīt have a NES. They have Xbox One with the constant need to be online, where you just rent your games without never really owning them, and that requires another device (the Kinect) to even work besides the solid internet connection.
What does my NES need? An electric outlet and a game I own 100%. You tell me what system is the better one
You do know all of that is gone.
They removed all of that DRM after the back lash.
Don't live in the past mannnnnnnnnn, play some of them Dark Souls!
The NES is overrated anyway, too many rose tinted goggles.
I do agree the NES and the games have been ridicously hyped and overpriced lately. But the fact of the matter is itīs not a bad system and many games are very fun to play and the NES works well as an alternative gaming system in between Oblivion and Dark Souls sessions
NES didn't have Pokemon though.
So it loses.
So it loses.
Never been a fan of those anyway so itīs no loss for me ..
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 03:52 PM)
Never been a fan of those anyway so itīs no loss for me ..
You can't play the best Mario game though, Super Mario World.
Whatīs the best Mario game is debateable. Some consider Mario Bros 3 to be the best.
Ok.
Have you played Brothers:A Tale Of Two Sons on Xbox/PC?
Have you played Brothers:A Tale Of Two Sons on Xbox/PC?
Nope, havenīt even heard of it. Iīve played Time Splitters, Rainbow 6 and some Halo on Xbox though 
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 04:00 PM)
Nope, havenīt even heard of it. Iīve played Time Splitters, Rainbow 6 and some Halo on Xbox though
You should try it out sometime it's really amazing.
Only cheap, it's really emotional. Might be my favourite game ever up with Oblivion.
What game would you compare it to?
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 04:05 PM)
What game would you compare it to?
No other ones.
You control 2 brothers and do some puzzles(not too hard) and go through the great story, not one word of English is spoken it's all in a made up language but you can still follow the story fine.
You'd need a controller if your on PC though.
The way you control the 2 brothers adds alot to the story!
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 03:20 PM)
@Call - No, they donīt have a NES. They have Xbox One with the constant need to be online, where you just rent your games without never really owning them, and that requires another device (the Kinect) to even work besides the solid internet connection.
What does my NES need? An electric outlet and a game I own 100%. You tell me what system is the better one
Point one: The XboxOne scrapped the always online part.
Point two: The PS4 never had any such restriction on it, so none of the aobive applies to it.
Point three: At this point there ar more people with 360s and PS3 than both of the new consoles combined, and none of the above applies to them either.
Though I think the last part, about only needing an electrical outlet and a game applies to all of them. I know I certainly own all my 360 games.
But let's not turn this into a consolewar through the ages.
If they can have Storage Wars we can have Console Wars!! 
Or maybe not
But I do feel about the Xbox One how you feel about Skyrim..
Or maybe not
But I do feel about the Xbox One how you feel about Skyrim..
I don't see what's wrong with either the Xbox or Skyrim.
Neither is bad, just not suited to you.
They're both Skrillex not Neurotic November.
Neither is bad, just not suited to you.
They're both Skrillex not Neurotic November.
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 04:09 PM)
If they can have Storage Wars we can have Console Wars!!
Or maybe not
But I do feel about the Xbox One how you feel about Skyrim.. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't buy either of the new consoles, but they're nowhere near as draconian as you portrayed them.
I do not like the Xbox one an wih we never bought it. The camera freaks me out, and needing to update the controller is a pain.
My husband loves it though. But because of that stupid thing, he's started buying BluRays and its a lot of unnecessary extra money.
My husband loves it though. But because of that stupid thing, he's started buying BluRays and its a lot of unnecessary extra money.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 17 2014, 04:17 PM)
I do not like the Xbox one an wih we never bought it. The camera freaks me out, and needing to update the controller is a pain.
Fact: There is a technician at Mirosoft watching you and your family.
Okay, probably not, but yeah, one of the reasons I wouldn't buy one. Another is just how much of the performance is sapped by the OS and Kinect.
QUOTE(Elisabeth Hollow @ Mar 17 2014, 04:17 PM)
My husband loves it though. But because of that stupid thing, he's started buying BluRays and its a lot of unnecessary extra money.
Ouch.
Another downside to the new consoles...
I wouldnīt say itīs actually cheaper to buy NES games...
QUOTE(mirocu @ Mar 17 2014, 04:44 PM)
I wouldnīt say itīs actually cheaper to buy NES games...
Well you are a little late to the party
Ugh, caught up in another internet argument.
Internet argument?
Sorry Boss, someone's wrong on the interwebs, my people need me.
Smartass™ Mode Activated....
...scanning for victi--Ah, people in need of myopinions objective and balanced analyses.
CALLIDUS THORN
Assessment
*Equal Levels of Smart Aleck Response Capabilities
*British
*MATCH %: 0.01
AVOID ALL CONTACT
MIROCU
Assessment
*Predictable Replies
*Good Taste in Video Game Consoles
*Swedish
*MATCH %: 47.4
ADD TO LIST
ELIZABETH HOLLOW
Assessment
*Unpredictable
*Depraved
*Pretty much wrote my program for smart aleck responses.
*Texan
*Impossible to determine stressed from relaxed
MATCH %: -34.4
APPROACH CONSIDERED SUICIDAL - UNIT CANNOT SELF-TERMINATE - RUN AWAY UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
KING OF BEASTS
Assessment
*Kind
*Self-deprecating
*Creative
*Gas Station Attendant
MATCH %: 0.1
MISSION OVERVIEW: PROTECTJOHN CONNOR KING OF BEASTS
McBADGERE
Assessment
*Wacky
*Impossible to define overall personality characteristics
*Welshman
MATCH %: 9.94
ONLY RESPONDS PREDICTABLY TO NEGATIVE OPINIONS OF OBLIVION AND FALSE STATEMENT OF NATIONAL LOCALITY. TO BE USED ONLY IN MOST CRITICAL MOMENTS OF MISSION COMPROMISE POSSIBILITIES.
________________________________________________________
*Approaches Kiln butt-naked.*
"I need your clothes, your worn out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa Scooter."
............
Sorry Boss, someone's wrong on the interwebs, my people need me.
Smartass™ Mode Activated....
...scanning for victi--Ah, people in need of my
CALLIDUS THORN
Assessment
*Equal Levels of Smart Aleck Response Capabilities
*British
*MATCH %: 0.01
AVOID ALL CONTACT
MIROCU
Assessment
*Predictable Replies
*Good Taste in Video Game Consoles
*Swedish
*MATCH %: 47.4
ADD TO LIST
ELIZABETH HOLLOW
Assessment
*Unpredictable
*Depraved
*Pretty much wrote my program for smart aleck responses.
*Texan
*Impossible to determine stressed from relaxed
MATCH %: -34.4
APPROACH CONSIDERED SUICIDAL - UNIT CANNOT SELF-TERMINATE - RUN AWAY UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
KING OF BEASTS
Assessment
*Kind
*Self-deprecating
*Creative
*Gas Station Attendant
MATCH %: 0.1
MISSION OVERVIEW: PROTECT
McBADGERE
Assessment
*Wacky
*Impossible to define overall personality characteristics
*Welshman
MATCH %: 9.94
ONLY RESPONDS PREDICTABLY TO NEGATIVE OPINIONS OF OBLIVION AND FALSE STATEMENT OF NATIONAL LOCALITY. TO BE USED ONLY IN MOST CRITICAL MOMENTS OF MISSION COMPROMISE POSSIBILITIES.
________________________________________________________
*Approaches Kiln butt-naked.*
"I need your clothes, your worn out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa Scooter."
............
And me?
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Mar 17 2014, 10:29 AM)
And me?
...BEGIN SCAN....
Assessment
THAT ONE GUY,....WHAT'S HIS NAME?....
*Easily forgettable
*Wallflower in most Social Settings...I guess. I don't quite recall.
*Was he Brazilian?....something like that...
*Shaved head once, right?
*Ohhhhh, Now I remember!
DARKNESS ETERNAL
*Brazilian
*Avid Fan Fiction Writer and Roleplayer
*Close Friends with Elizbeth Hollow: Consider him dangerous by Proxy.
MATCH %: 4.12
Scanning Body Type: 45% match for clothes fit....
...keep bugging Kiln.
____________________________________
"Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!"
Hey guys.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
Internet argument?
Sorry Boss, someone's wrong on the interwebs, my people need me.
Smartass™ Mode Activated....
...scanning for victi--Ah, people in need of my
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
CALLIDUS THORN
Assessment
*Equal Levels of Smart Aleck Response Capabilities
*British
*MATCH %: 0.01
AVOID ALL CONTACT
An interesting assessment since it's apparently me that triggered this response
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
MIROCU
Assessment
*Predictable Replies
*Good Taste in Video Game Consoles
*Swedish
*MATCH %: 47.4
ADD TO LIST
Hmm...
Black Hand is a NES fan it seems...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
ELIZABETH HOLLOW
Assessment
*Unpredictable
*Depraved
*Pretty much wrote my program for smart aleck responses.
*Texan
*Impossible to determine stressed from relaxed
MATCH %: -34.4
APPROACH CONSIDERED SUICIDAL - UNIT CANNOT SELF-TERMINATE - RUN AWAY UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
*makes note for future reference.*
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
KING OF BEASTS
Assessment
*Kind
*Self-deprecating
*Creative
*Gas Station Attendant
MATCH %: 0.1
MISSION OVERVIEW: PROTECT
I... I've got nothing
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
McBADGERE
Assessment
*Wacky
*Impossible to define overall personality characteristics
*Welshman
MATCH %: 9.94
ONLY RESPONDS PREDICTABLY TO NEGATIVE OPINIONS OF OBLIVION AND FALSE STATEMENT OF NATIONAL LOCALITY. TO BE USED ONLY IN MOST CRITICAL MOMENTS OF MISSION COMPROMISE POSSIBILITIES.
Not the only one around like that apparently...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:21 PM)
*Approaches Kiln butt-naked.*
"I need your clothes, your worn out sneakers, and the keys to your teal-green Vespa Scooter."
............
It seems I have no choice but to applaud you're creativity and dedication.
And to back away, slowly and carefully...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 05:37 PM)
THAT ONE GUY,....WHAT'S HIS NAME?....
[snip]
"Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!"
Look out! It's that one guy!
Also...
Hey Kobby
Um...what's going on here??
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:01 AM)
Hey guys.
MATCH CRITERIA
NETFILE 542-897......
MISSION PROFILE: ENSURE SURVIVAL OF
PERCENTAGE MATCH: 99.3467 PROBABLE
IDENT POSITIVE
TARGET ACQUIRED
BEASTS, KING OF
AKA: Kobby
SET SOCIAL INTERACTION TO MILD
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*Judo Chops Kiln on the neck as witnessed in Austin Powers Film.*
To no effect....pickpockets Kiln's keys and gift card to the Gap instead. After causing a commotion and several proposals from the patron's he emerges fully clothed and sets off to acquire the target on Kiln's Vespa.
"Kobby, come with me if you want to live.....I mean a lift to work."
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 06:13 PM)
Um...what's going on here??
*Pulls up in a Delorean*
There's no time to explain. Get in.
Um...I'm just gonna go with Blackie.
I...I don't know what's going on here
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 11:10 AM)
It seems I have no choice but to applaud you're creativity and dedication.
.....BEGIN SCAN......
GRAMMATICAL ERROR DETECTED....
ANALYZING GRAMMAR Smartass™ PROBABILITY REPLIES......
A.)"* your"
B.)"I AM creativity and dedication itself?!
C.)"Cool! Thank's Man!"
OPTION C CHOSEN FOR LEAST BELLIGERENT RESPONSE......
....initiating reply.
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"Cool! Thank's Man!"
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:22 AM)
Um...I'm just gonna go with Blackie.
I...I don't know what's going on here
*Grabs Kobby from street for drama sakes, and lifts him over to the Vespa*
"You might be thinking what's going on right now? Are you a Terminator?! Negative. I applied to work at Orkin once, but they never hired me."
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 06:22 PM)
Um...I'm just gonna go with Blackie.
I...I don't know what's going on here
*Sigh*
Why does stuff like that always work in the movies?
Black Hands dormant programming has reinitialised, damn thing had a vocal trigger.
He thinks his mision is to protect you, but the programming has become so corrupt it could result in anything.
He might even actually try eating you.
We've no way of knowing.
Get off that Vespa of you want to live.
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 06:23 PM)
QUOTE(Callidus Thorn @ Mar 17 2014, 11:10 AM)
It seems I have no choice but to applaud you're creativity and dedication.
.....BEGIN SCAN......
GRAMMATICAL ERROR DETECTED....
ANALYZING GRAMMAR Smartass™ PROBABILITY REPLIES......
A.)"* your"
B.)"I AM creativity and dedication itself?!
C.)"Cool! Thank's Man!"
OPTION C CHOSEN FOR LEAST BELLIGERENT RESPONSE......
....initiating reply.
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"Cool! Thank's Man!"
Hey, I'm posting in three threads at once.
That said...
*applause continues*
Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME!
I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol
I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:31 AM)
Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME!
I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol
"We'll rent a flat from Motel 6. It's okay, I'll just put it on Kiln's Gap Gift Card. Just let me know if you see a See's Candy."
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 06:31 PM)
Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME!
I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol
Then I'm afrad you might well be doomed...
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 06:34 PM)
QUOTE(King Of Beasts @ Mar 17 2014, 11:31 AM)
Hey! If anyone eats me it's ME!
I'm too tired to figure out what's going on, on my own lol
"We'll rent a flat from Motel 6. It's okay, I'll just put it on Kiln's Gap Gift Card. Just let me know if you see a See's Candy."
See how heavily corrupted his programming is? He's already trying to get you into a room.
Don't listen to him, I feel fine!
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 06:44 PM)
Don't listen to him, I feel fine!
Well, that explains the mask
RUN KOBBY!! RUN!!!
-runs away as fast as he can-
I bet now you wish you'd gotten in the Delorean
Anyway, I'm outta here.
'Bout time I was eating
Anyway, I'm outta here.
'Bout time I was eating
DONT LEAVE ME HERE, THORN!!
And I'm back.
You still here Kobby?
So...
What happened to Black Hand???
You still here Kobby?
So...
What happened to Black Hand???
QUOTE(Black Hand @ Mar 17 2014, 01:37 PM)
QUOTE(Darkness Eternal @ Mar 17 2014, 10:29 AM)
And me?
"Of course I remember you! Yeah...you're the one guy. From that one time!"
By teh Empra, he's back!
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