QUOTE(mirocu @ Sep 1 2015, 06:49 AM)

QUOTE(Destri Melarg @ Aug 31 2015, 10:15 PM)

- “Would you roll the young man down to the juicing room at once please?”
- “Oompa Loompa doopidy doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa doopidy dee, If you are wise you’ll listen to me,
Gum chewing’s fine when it’s once in a while,
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile,
But it’s repulsive, revolting, and wrong,
Chewing and chewing All...Day...Long,
The way that a cow does!
Oompa Loompa doopidy dah, Given good manners you will go far,
You will live in happiness too, Like the Oompa Loompa doopidy doo!”
Gosh darnit if we haven´t got the winner right here!!

*applauds even more heartily than McB*
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book
Or could you just not bear to look
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the - Oompa -
Oompa Loompa Doompety do