Buffy: "Any last wishes before I loose this bow in your bony carcass?"

Skellie: "Jesh lemme finsh thish wine I paid for, Misshy..."


Spike and Kitsune: "Oh, Buffy ... these crates are all filled with bottles of that wine. We could be here a while..."

Gimme a shot! And a mop!

Thank you all! Every time I think of a skeleton (or ghost) drinking, I imagine the liquid dribbling through to the floor. . . so Rider wins this one with her insight into the need for a mop.

Rider, your !

Well, actually, seeing all these skellies in ESO has reminded me and Julian of the jokes she told Kurdan gro-Dragol. And we couldn't help but put this caption in!

Anyway, a quick peek through my latest ESO screenshots proved tough, but here's one.

A few steps into town and Mazul realized it was time for a bath!

Must have been one heck of a party!

Mazul had always suspected that she was drop-dead gorgeous...

"Pretenders, all of them! Some people will do anything just to peek under my 'skirt'..."

I thought garlic on your breath was just supposed to repel vampires.

I must be early for Bo practice. The yoga class isn't over yet.

Oh my Gawd! Such funny captions, all!

Once again, Grits has best captured Mazul's personality and random thoughts with her "early for Bo practice" comment.

to Grits! Best grab it before mALX gets her dirty little paws all over it!

Ha, you caught me without one in the bank! Luckily I captured some of Jerric's antics this morning.


Caption This.

Jerric: "When I said I was hoping for company in the bath, I was not talking to you, Ulfe!"

Hey, that Argonian said, "Stay moist, smoothskin." So that's what I'm doin'. Tomorrow I'm going to try to erect my spine of friendship.

(with that blonde standing in front of him, the spine of friendship may already be erected).

"Girl, that's not what I had in mind when I said I want doggy style..."

Blonde in Pic: Jerric, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.

Jerric: What's your point?

SPEW!!!!

Oh my gosh, you guys know Jerric so well! I laughed and laughed! Talk about impossible to choose one!

Acadian made me laugh so hard with "erect my spine of friendship" that I had to put counter pressure on my spine injury, so there's the win. Over to you, Acadian!

Thank you, Grits! I (like others) love the Argonians in ESO and some of their ways of speaking.

Okay. . . Caption this!

No don't worry! It won't give your flame atronach flatulence.

"Tastes a bit nutty..."

Her Summon Nord ritual complete, Buffy listened for the thunder of oversized boots approaching.

Buffy: "Wait, was that sugar or salt I was supposed to put in? I wonder if Acadian will be able to tell if I put the wrong one in?"

"No worries, clannfear claws are not among the ingredients."

Thank you, all, for such wonderful captions!

Grits, I really laughed at the summon Jerric reference. And Lopov, I know how relieved Spike was to hear he would not have to contribute to Buffy's cooking. . . . To avoid passing the cake right back to Grits, let me pass it to Lopov this time.

Lopov, your

Sorry for my late response, I've been busy and "forgot" about this thread.

Thanks Acadian!

Caption this!

Four out of five sheep prefer Tamikas.

I have heard of getting your ducks in a row, but this is ridiculous

After sampling the skooma, Bubba began having paranoid visions of angry sheep packs confronting him...

No officer, I don't recognize any of them. They all look the same to me.

"I would have been here sooner, but the road was flocked. I had to walk around to the other gate."

People used to flock to the inn, but lately the local livestock had been behaving baaaadly...

All equally good captions this time but I'm giving the to Grits!

Thanks, Lopov!

I'm digging deep into the archives to bring you this one from my Old Orc's game:


Caption This

Not so scary without fire coming outta yer mouth, are ya?

Worst. Weeble wobble. Ever.

You're right, Those tonsils have got to go!

"Am I supposed to be impressed?"

The new filleting knife that Greta had bought him last week was proving to be mightily effective...

Open wide.

"You say you've been buried standing up a long time? HA! Wait till you hear how long Serana had to stand in one spot! ..."

Thank you for the awesome captions, folks!

I'm giving the to ghastley for his skeletal tonsil caption. Over to you, ghastley!

Ok, let's try this one of Jugula. I like the expression on the guy's face, and wonder what he's saying.

Caption this!

Oh snap, I left the oven on!

Jugs had long ago learned the amazingly protective distraction magic that her tiny set of 'armor' could produce.

"Let it be over quickly, I can barely stand the smell!"

There's a bug in your hair. Hold still.

Jugs: "I TOLD you, my EYES are up HERE!"

"...hmm, fancy that, who'd have thought wing collars were back in fashion..."