It comes in pints?

Is that a hair in my drink?

A Khajiit, a Bosmer and Sam Guevenne go into a bar ... stop me if you've heard this one.

Great captions, folks! It was close, but Callidus gets the cake. I got a chuckle since one lady’s hairstyle is in disarray and the other is covered in fur.

Sorry about the delay getting back here.

Over to you, Thorn!

Thanks for the cake

Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly, I haven't got even a vaguely comic screenshot I could throw out, so instead I'll pass it on to anyone who has one.

OK, let me throw in a nostalgic pic from the Wobbly Goblet. Caption this.

I don't recall if this ever got into the version you could download at the Nexus (now named the Lucky Mudcrab), but each of the triplets had one item of clothing that you could pickpocket, even if she was wearing it. It did need a fairly high level of sneak.

'A cheeky Nord.'

"'The Dog Ate My Pants' is no excuse!"

I can't believe we wore the same thing, I'll just take of my pants

And to think when we first opened the inn I worried that we’d lose our shirts!

"Dear pants?"...

"I told you not to call me that in public..."...

"Ok, I will now tell you why I can´t honour our agreement and take off my pants too..."

I'm going to have pick Grits' caption, as that's exactly what happens to the other two.

to Grits.

Thank you, ghastley!

Now let's go back north. Caption this.

A nord and a dremora walk into a bar...

"Wow. This guy can certainly play dead"

Apparently that milk she was drinking is stronger than you'd think.

"Eric and Mabel struggled to decide who in the room might have committed the murder..."

*Dremora squeals in a girl's voice* "Oh a dead body!"

*Said by the Nord* What? That "arrow to the knee" story of his was driving me crazy!

Great captions! It was hard to choose just one. I really enjoy everyone’s humor.

The goes to McBadgere. It was the Dremora’s ‘Who, me?’ look that made me take the shot.

YAY!!... ...*Robert does dance of cakefullness!!!*... ...

Ta!...

With grateful thanks I throw the floor open to the next kind soul to furnish us with a goodly pic-a-turrr...

*Continues dance of cakefullness*...

I've got one. Caption This.

This one thinks Kharjo's disguise is kind of creepy!

"Aravi had thought that splitting her nine lives into separate beings would be a lark; until she and Aravi-3 drew the short straw as their turn to hunt and cook for the remaning seven while they went off on the town."

When she'd asked the mage about his two-for-one special, this was not what she'd had in mind...

"Kahjiit realizes it may look stupid to worship fire, but Kahjiit still does"

Buy Acme Khajiit dust! Just add fire, and watch your friends be amazed as a brand new Khajiit grows before their very eyes!

I just hate it when another woman wears the same spots as I!

When should we tell him there are two of us?

Sorry for the long wait, I confess this thread slipped my mind.

I enjoyed everyone's suggestions, but McB gets to continue his dance of cakefulness.

*Does most grateful but careful movement of silage aching whilst continuing with the cake-grateful theme of things*...

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Much ta, Money-Boy!!... ...

As ever, go for it!!, you excellent screen-grab people you!!!...

*Waves finger with excitement*... ...

I´ll takes it!!

What can ya say bout this?

Toto. . . I don't think we're in Kansas any more.

Nobody move! I lost a contact lens.

Uhhh... I left the ammunition in the bunker didn't I?

"Ssshhhh!!...Be vewwy vewwy quiet...Ah'm huntin' wabbit! Huh-huh-huh!..."

But you can´t win again, McB Especially since you don´t have any pics..

Great ones all around in fact! I´m gonna give the or whatever we use here to Grits this time because she wasn´t that far away from what has actually happened to me...

Take it away, Gritsie!

Yum, thanks! McB, since you got an honorable mention do you want to be the judge this time?

Caption this.

"Huh. I thought they said it was an elephant in the room..."

Need to cut down on the ale. Seeing things I am!

Um...Yeah...Okay...That'd be cool... ...

However, my OCD will not allow not playing along as well... ...Though, I shan't allow myself to win...Oh no-no-no-no-nooooo...Of course not... ...



"...Yeeeessss, I know I said 'Stag-do'..."




Booyah!!...I WIIII-*Sound of gunfire*...

*Robert falls over*...

Hircine really needs to step up his game...

It's certainly an effective disguise, but did you consider doorways?

A-haaaa!!!...*Applauds heartily*... ...Marvellous!!!...

All made me giggle...Nicely done...

Though McWife's late entry of "There's a moose loose aboot this hoose..." will not be counted, it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share... ...(Hoots Mon)...

Also, I feel it my duty to inform that none of you won the $10 trillion bonus prize as you all missed the hidden gem of -

"ELKIE Brooks was overheard complaining to her friend about the weather. "But it's just a little REINDEER..." he says. "That's as maybe," she counters, "but it'll ruin the MOOSE in my hair..."



Anyways, to Gritseh's awesome picture...

For the winner, and the latest to do the dance of cake-gratefulness...Ghastley!! I choose YOU!!!... ... ...*Applauds heartily*...

Take it away, you Englishman in New York you...(or wherever you are...The joke wouldn't really work though... ...)...

( Searches his screenshots collection, trying to find one that's not too indecent. No, not that one, and definitely not the Tamriel Topless Team... )

How about this one?

"So my dressing up as a girl is going to help me get adopted how, exactly?..."

"Oh, it won't...Quite the opposite in fact...*Turns to prospective adopter*...Mr Spock!!...Oh Mr Spock!!..."

"Just another couple of average-size wood elves."

This is not thread bumping...Hell no...I'm just wondering who won that last round...

OR...

Alternatively...

Someone post a bleedin' picture?!!!...

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Anything for the mighty McB..

Linky!!!