Kharjo has a good chuckle over Aravi's ursine riding lessons.

As everyone who has ever had a riding lesson will know:

“Keep your back straight! Eyes on the horizon! And for the love of June and Jode, keep those heels DOWN!”

I hate making decisions.

Going with h.e.r. for the detail - Ma'licious is getting everything wrong in that one.

time!

Thanks, ghastley! Nom nom nom!

Ever since I saw this screenshot I knew it needed a caption - specifically a Chorrol caption!

Ready? Set? Go!

Just gimme a moment to conjure up some orcish mojo.

"I said dance, or you'll get an arrow in the other knee!"

I caught a fish, thiiiiis long!

Just relax. Don't go crazy on me right now!

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All of these made me laugh, from the fish story to the reference to quite possibly the most maligned quote from Skyrim, but I have to give the to Acadian for nailing the situation in such a few words.

Orcish mojo indeed!

Thank you, Rider! Oh, and love the Campfire Girls shot in your sig!

Caption This!

He died for your sins...

Begone, before I unleash the awesome power of my fuming armpits!

Buffy (with hands on hips):

"BIG EARS? If I am able to get out of this hole in the ground, you will be sorry you said that!"

I'll be gone for a week and is a bit early to call this, so I'll wait till I get back to declare the winner in case we get another caption or two.

This guy should’ve been named Odor.

Sure it wasn'y your skeever breath that commanded the terror of thousands?

Thank you all so much for the wonderful captions! Winner this time is mALX for totally recalling Buffy's sensitivity about her big ears, as well as her propensity to plant her hands on her hips when peeved.

Your turn, mALX!

Wow, thanks! Okay, here is a screen that needs a caption!



https://imgur.com/X9BmOWf

Quick, get that pauldron sealed on, before the armpit gets to everyone!

The group decided to get hammered on mead until there was only one standing.

Weaponizing body odor.

A shameful attempt to recreate a Caligula party.

I'm going with Kane on this one, Your turn!

“Damnit, Aeltmer, when we said we’re going to get hammered we didn’t mean it *literally*!”

EDIT: damnit I’m too late, didn’t see the responses past Acadian. Ah well

Thanks mALX!
Best I got!

Can we keep him? I think he's house-trained.

"The realtor said the house was small, but..."

Really! The dragon was THIS big! Just ask the cat - he saw it too.

"Ra-lof! When are you going to take out the garbage? Or cut that lawn? I asked you about picking up your old socks off the floor weeks ago, and what did I find this morning? Socks!"

Gotta go with ghastley on this one!!

OK, let's go with this one.

Caption this!

Hi there, Kitsune. Where's Buffy?

"Yeah, so I trapped a butterfly in a jar; why should that worry you? You're not a butterfly, and the crate I want you to sleep in is open at the top! I'm just trying to housebreak you, it's not a trap to get you to the vet's for neutering...I er...swear!"

It was a month since the last post, so I guess we're not getting any more.

Since Uzi di NOT trap any butterflies (it was like that when I found it, honest), I'm giving this to Acadian.

Thank you, ghastley!

Caption this!

"Okay, now watch me and I'll teach you how to do it...'You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out'..."

Jorunn the Skald-King wished he could wear a proper crown, instead of this stupid hovering arrowhead.

Kitsune doesn't understand what's so special about the floating marker.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four... Five potato, six potato.... Buffy, you're up!

Thank you all for the wonderful captions! The scene ever so reminded me of a group of very young kids at a school playground getting ready to play some sort of game. With that in mind, gonna pick Renee's caption for the win.

Renee, your turn!

Why thank your for that lovely cake. We really do bake, buy, and eat a lot of cakes at this website.

Caption this!

Now that's what I call drinking until you're legless!

So that's what they mean by 'hitting rock bottom'.

Who says there aren't half-orcs in Skyrim?

Chester the Khajiit always won the Winery's midnight races; though some felt Gorback the Legless should be given more of a head start...

Lol okay, all of your responses made me laugh out loud, how can I ever choose?

This is lame, but I'm rolling a 4-sided die. 1 = ghastman, 2 = pilot, 3 = Slovenian, 4 = Miss Gaming Laptop.

And the winner is.... mALX! Have at it.

WOO HOO! Thanks, Renee!

*mALX scarfs up cake before Renee can changer her mind...*


Here is a shot of Bubba Khan that could use a caption!


https://i.imgur.com/ZwRJPvk.png

if I just had two of these, and a table, and a net, and a ball ...

Hmm, wonder if the lipstick's a bit much?